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HD: Team Heyross Interview

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In the ring we find Tony Brannigan, microphone in hand.  

BRANNIGAN
Tampa, Florida, welcome back your One & Only World Tag Team Champions… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN… TEAM HEYROSS!!

"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

“Shine” by Collective Soul hits and Team Heyross head down the aisle slapping hands, a blast of red, white and blue pyro shooting off behind them.

COLE
What an ovation for arguably the most decorated team in OAOAST history. 

COACH
I don’t see the LDC Moneygang anywhere. 

COLE
Not them, Team Heyross! 

Now in the ring, Team Heyross raise the title belts for all to see. 

BRANNIGAN
Gentlemen, it’s great to have you back on HeldDOWN~! 

MOSS
Well it’s great to be back, Tony. You wouldn’t believe how hard it was for us to sit on the sidelines while the appeal process ran its course. 

BENJAMIN
All because some whiny punks would rather win the tag titles in the courtroom instead of in the ring. 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS pay an unannounced visit. 

BRANNIGAN
Now wait just a minute, gentlemen. This isn’t your time. 

STRUTTER
Relax, T. We’re not here to cause trouble, just to make sure Team Heyross got our message last week. 

MOSS
Loud and clear. 

STRUTTER
And?

BENJAMIN
And we’re not scared of anybody.  If you want a title shot… 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Benjamin loses his train of thought as THE LDC MONEYGANG show up unexpectedly. 

REIGER
Hold up there, Shelton.

Benjamin glances over at Moss and mouths, “Shelton?” 

REIGER
In case you boys didn‘t get the memo, which Felix Strutter and that jacked up Chia Pet obviously did not, we’re the team who’s gonna take those tag belts away from you.  Hell, we’re already the uncrowned champs in the hearts and minds of many.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

CMJ
:angry: 

REIGER
So forget about them and worry about our upcoming tag title match. 

STRUTTER
Yo, fool, who died and made you matchmaker? 

REIGER
I’m just breaking it down for you, homie. Go out and win a few more matches and we’ll think about giving you a title shot. 

STRUTTER
Well, now that we’ve established who the number one contenders are, maybe we ought to take your asses down right here right now! 

"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

CMJ jumps in front of Reiger as Strutter gets in his face. 

MOSS
I say Tony, it looks like we’ve got a dilemma. Two teams who want a shot at our titles. And since we’re itching to get back into the ring, we’ll gladly shut them both up. Next week we’ll give one team a shot, and the other the following week. 

BRANNIGAN
What about it, gentlemen? 

STRUTTER
We’re cool with that. 

REIGER
So are we. And we call dibs on next week. 

STRUTTER
Oh hell no! You just had a shot. We get the first match. 

REIGER
Who’s the wannabe matchmaker now? 

We get some pushing and shoving from Reiger and Strutter until they’re separated by their partners. 

BENJAMIN
Why don’t we flip for it? You got a coin, Tony? 

LORELEI
What’s a coin?

REIGER
Money poor people use. 

Brannigan hands Benjamin a quarter. 

BENJAMIN
(to LDCMG)
Since we don‘t want you to bitch, I’ll let you call it. Heads or tails?

CMJ
Tails never fails! 

Benjamin flips the coin, which lands on the mat and on heads. 

BRANNIGAN
It’s heads. The Can-Am Assassins get the first title match next week. 

Strutter taunts Reiger as “Shine” by Collective Soul cues. 

BRANNIGAN
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. Next week Team Heyross will defend the tag team title against the Can-Am Assassins and the winner of that one will face the LDC Moneygang on Thanksgiving night. Stay tuned! HeldDOWN~! returns in a moment.

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