Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2009 First the promo. CMJ talks! [b]OAOASTShop.com presents [color=orange]THE OAOAST SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK![/color] [color=purple]Courtesy: OAOAST Syndicated[/color][/b] [quote]Jumbo goes for the XL Splash but his leg is grabbed by Lorelei, who slips a pair of brass knuckles to Spencer. Deuce spots the exchange and attempts to stop Spencer, only to get popped. The sound of Deuce’s body hitting the mat causes Jumbo to turn and he too gets walloped. TONY Spencer Reiger nailed Jumbo with the knucks! JESSE It’s legal as a headlock if the ref don’t see it, Schiavone. The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * FINK Here are your winners, the team of COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! Laid out in the ring like beached whales, Deuce and Jumbo are outfitted in official Team Heyross windbreakers (available on OAOASTShop.com) and subjected to paint brushing. This brings out the real Team Heyross and all hell breaks loose as they and the LDCMG go at it. Shortly thereafter the Can-Am Assassins join the action, assisting the LDCMG in a 4 on 2 assault before it's thankfully broken up by OAOAST officials.[/quote] [b]THIS HAS BEEN [color=orange]THE OAOAST SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK[/color] presented by OAOASTShop.com, the place to be on Black Friday when all items are 20% off![/b] We cut to Tony Brannigan at our backstage interview area. BRANNIGAN We are moments away from the first televised tag title match in months. But as you just saw, the situation between Team Heyross, the LDC Moneygang and Can-Am Assassins exploded over the weekend, prompting OAOAST officials to sign for November Reign an 8-man tag elimination match pitting Team Heyross, Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo against my guests at this time, the LDC Moneygang and Can-Am Assassins. All 4 men plus Lorelei DeCenzo join Brannigan on the set. CMJ I’m no religious man, but praise be! Listen to this Hot News, T: Instead of getting it on, now we’re all getting along. BRANNIGAN Anybody care to clue me in on what that man’s talking about? I mean you 4 were ready to throw down last week! STRUTTER To quote a phrase, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. REIGER Word. Give me some dap, bro. Reiger extends his hand for a fist bump. STRUTTER :huh: REIGER A’ight. I gotcha, homie. I’m not into public displays of affection either, just trying to make you feel at home. But to elaborate on our newfound mutual respect, we gotta thank Abdullah Nerdly for that. He got me and CMJ to come to peace with the fact we wouldn’t be the ones to dethrone Team Heyross. You see, that honor belongs to our teammates at November Reiger, Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera, the Can-Am Assassins, who tonight will defeat Team Heyross for the tag titles. Of course that means they’ll have to defend the belts against us next week, but we’ll deal with that when the time comes. Right now we just want them to know we got their backs. Let us not forget at one time Team Heyross were notorious rule breakers. STRUTTER The only thing that’s gonna be broken tonight is the hearts of Team Heyross fans everywhere. We going home with the gold! Reiger gives a hearty thumbs up as the Can-Am Assassins exit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2009 Here's the match. BUFFER The following contest is for the ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!! Fans and commentators alike are caught off-guard when “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits. COLE We’ve got company -- uninvited company. CMJ stands behind Spencer Reiger as New York’s Finest takes a seat at Sofa Central. COACH What a great surprise this is! COLE Isn’t CMJ going to join us also? REIGER You ever heard of a 4-man booth, Cole? Let me answer that for you. No! Plus it’d be hell on the close captioning person. You think he wants to write a Boston accent? Hell no! “Tom Sawyer” by Rush cues and the Can-Am Assassins emerge onstage to a chorus of boos. BUFFER Now let’s meet the participants. First the challengers, total combine weight 488 pounds… FELIX STRUTTER, KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM AAAASSSSAAAASSSSSINNNNSSSS!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Strutter and Pantera loosen up in the ring, stopping momentarily to stare at CMJ and Reiger, who again signals thumbs up. COLE Tonight the Can-Am Assassins go for the gold, but on Sunday night, November 29 at November Reign they’ll team with the LDC Moneygang in an 8-man tag elimination match announced earlier this evening against Team Heyross, Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo. REIGER You saw what we did to the FBI -- Fat Boys Incorporated -- on Syndicated, Cole, and history will repeat itself at November Reign. Deuce and Jumbo will be eliminated before the match even begins, passing out just walking to the ring. Then it’ll be 4 on 2 and not even Team Heyross can survive those odds. “Shine” by Collective Soul hits and red, white and blue pyro shoots off behind Team Heyross as they pose. BUFFER Their opponents are the REIGNING and DEFENDING tag team champions of the WOOOOOORLD… total combined weight 485 pounds… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" A brief staredown ensues between Team Heyross and the LDC Moneygang. REIGER Worry about them, not us. You’ll get your shot next week. The pre-match garb comes off and the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * Moss and Strutter lockup and Moss executes a pair of arm drags, then grabs a side headlock. Strutter whips Moss into the ropes, but Moss counters a hip toss with one of his own, followed by a dropkick. The cover. ONE! KICKOUT! Strutter tags out. COACH Here comes the powerhouse of the team, Cole. COLE The man our guest Spencer Reiger called a “jacked up Chia Pet” last week. REIGER And I apologize for that remark. Ken’s got a nice perm. Pantera and Moss tie-up and Pantera displays his strength, shoving Moss back near the corner. Moss leans in for another lockup but surprises Pantera with a go-behind takedown, immediately popping to his feet to deliver a SUPERKICK! Benjamin receives the tag and Pantera is leveled by a TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT…AND WITH AUTHORITY! Quick tag by Team Heyross, who perform the old Midnight Express drop toehold/elbow drop combo. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss rams Pantera into the buckle and tags Benjamin. They shoot Pantera in for a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, and then catch Strutter with a DOUBLE BACKDROP! REIGER I told you guys to watch out for Team Heyross breaking the rules. Look at these illegal double-teams. COLE Well they have until the count of 5 to get in and out. COACH They’ve been in long enough to get disqualified 5 times by now. Benjamin attempts a spin wheel kick but Pantera swats him like a fly and connects with a clothesline. Strutter tags in and puts the boots to Benjamin, then hammers him in the corner and executes a RUNNING POWERSLAM! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Strutter rams Benjamin into the buckle and tags Pantera, who delivers a series of shoulder thrusts. Pantera whips Benjamin in for a power slam, but Benjamin slides under and takes Pantera down in a sunset flip! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Spin wheel kick connects this time and Benjamin makes a quick cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Pantera kicks out again. Benjamin drives Pantera face-first into the knee of Moss. A tag is made and Benjamin sends Pantera in for the ride, catching him with a shot to the gut as Moss delivers a swinging neck breaker off the ropes. REIGER As if once wasn’t enough, MORE illegally double-teaming by Moss and Benjamin. This isn’t fair to Felix and Ken. If that referee can’t do his job the OAOAST needs to find somebody that will. And I know just the guys. Moss covers Pantera as we hear somebody’s headset drop. COLE Hey! The count. ONE! TWO! * THWACK * Reiger clobbers Moss with a STEEL CHAIR and the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * STRUTTER :huh: Benjamin goes after Reiger but is ambushed by CMJ, then is blasted by a vicious CHAIRSHOT! COACH What great referees CMJ and Reiger make, huh, Cole? COLE Give me a break. The referee gets shoved down as CMJ and Reiger continue to do a number on Team Heyross, until DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW and JUMBO make the save. COACH What are these idiots doing out here? COLE They’re here to even the odds, that’s what. Meanwhile, Felix Strutter is absolutely seething in the corner. He attempts to confront the LDC Moneygang but they blow him off, citing the arrival of Deuce and Jumbo. COLE Did you see that? COACH Don’t you go trying to start trouble, Cole. I wouldn’t want to talk with those two crazy men in the ring. Deuce and Jumbo tend to Team Heyross as the official decision is announced. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, as a result of a disqualification… and STILL your One & Only World Tag Team Champions… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Winter may be near, but things are only heating up in the OAOAST. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
