HD: CW/VICE vs LD/Biff

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[COLOR=red][b]"HOLD UP! WAIT A MINUTE! PUT A LITTLE LOVE IN IT!"[/b][/COLOR]

The rocking riffs of Family Force 5’s "Love Addict" boom into the arena. Multicolored spotlights trace a psychedelic path across the entry way, as the numerous video monitors flash with the steamy images of The Love Doctors. Unfortunately, it's Biff Atlas who walks through the entrance, to a loud GROAN. Luckily The Love Doctors themselves are not far behind and resuscitate the hearts of the female fans by performing their strip-tease routine.

BUFFER
The following contest of OAOAST HeldDOWN~! is a six-man tag team match, set for one fall. On the way to the ring... first, from Venice Beach, California. Weighing two hundred, twenty pounds... BBIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF... AAAAATTLLLLLAAAAAASSSS!! And his tag team partners hail from Chicago, Illinois. DR. STEVEN PIGLEY and DR. MAX ANDERSON... THE LLOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE DDOOOOCCTTOOOORRRRRSSSSSS!!!

"YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

The de-labcoated Love Doctors slide into the ring and whip the crowd into a frenzy, as Biff is given some almost sympathetic slaps on the back from the fans.

COLE
Six man tag team actions, with The Doctors Of Love and the would-be superhero!

COACH
Only in the OAOAST. Unfortunately, I work for the OAOAST. So this is not a good thing.


[COLOR=green]"Clean shirt, new shoes
and I don't know what I am gonna do.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."[/COLOR]

Boos ring out for the arrival of the opponents, practically oozing "business". The smirking face of Christian Wright appears first, marching in front of his back-up for the night. Both puffing away on big expensive cigars and wearing blazers and suit pants, CPA and Detective Bosley look about as cool as back-up can look.

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And introducing, their opponents. First, from Miami, Florida... the OAOAST's resident V.I.C.E squad... DETECTIVE TTTAAAANNGGOOOO BBOOOSSSSSLLLEEEEEYYY... and CHRISTOPHER PATRICK ALLEN, C... P... A!!!! And their tag team partner. Now residing in Washington D.C... weighing in at approximately 8 and 1/3 BARS OF GOLD~! He represents THE ENTERPRISE and is "THE NATURAL"... CCHHRRRIIIIISSSTTIIIIIIAAAAANN... WWRRRIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHTT!!!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Wright walks ahead of his cackling buddies, briefcase in hand and adjusting his collar. He places the briefcase under his corner and begins to unbutton his shirt, while CPA and Bosley are busy stubbing out their cigars.

COLE
Christian Wright of the Enterprise, teaming tonight with two men who were of course once alligned with The Enterprise, CPA and Tango Bosley. Nowadays, class themselves as 'freelancers'. But still on some good terms with Moneymaker, or at least Moneymaker's money, and back teaming with Christian Wright tonight.

COACH
And what a team! V.I.C.E, always rolling hard, rolling real-deal. And CDub, on the big win streak! This is some money stuff here, for real.

Stripped off and ready to go, CW enters the ring with CPA and Bosley taking up their place on the apron.


*DINGDINGDING*

Dr. Pigley starts out with Wright, a rematch from last week. And the Doctor gets the crowd clapping, which doesn't sit well with Wright. He commands them to quiet down as he enters a lock-up. Side headlock quietens down Pigley, Wright taking it to the mat.


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Pigley throws his shoulder up and quickly fights back to his feet. Elbowing CW in the gut, Pigley manages to get free and shoves Wright off into the ropes, only to get knocked down with a shoulder tackle. Wright makes the "money fingers" gesture to the crowd, to boos, then hits the ropes again. Dropdown by Pigley and then a leapfrog keeps Wright on the move, before getting caught with a hiptoss!

"YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!"

Wringing the arm, Pigley tags in Dr. Anderson, who comes in off the top with a double axe to the arm. Anderson quickly wrings the arm out and brings Pigley back in to get a SECOND OPINION!~

COLE
You can't fault the teamwork of The Love Doctors, OAOAST veterans of about 5 and a half years.

A knee to the gut breaks up Pigley's armbar though and a tag is made to Detective Bosley. The brash musclehead rushes right into an armdrag though and the Docs tag in. A double irish whip sends Bosley off, setting him up for a double inverted atomic drop. The Love Doctors then back off the ropes...


BOSLEY
COME ON, IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT!? IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GO -UGH-OOF!


...and blast Bosley with a double dropkick! Cover by Max...


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Kickout!

Arm wrung again, a quick tag is made, this time to Biff! Stepping into the ring the mighty meathead clubs Bosley across the arm. Biff then starts clubbing Bosley in the chest with overhand forearms, slowly backing him across the ring.

COLE
Look at Biff go! Way to go Biff!

With Bosley seemingly worn down to a stop Biff turns on his heels and runs off the ropes. Bosley isn't as beaten down as he's making out though and chases after Biff, elbowing him in the face just as he connects with the ropes! Bosley waits for Biff to stagger off the ropes, then wows everyone with a jump spinning back kick to knock Biff down!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COACH
How about looking at the agility!? My man Bos got ups!

COLE
This crowd didn't appreciate it much. It really seems like they're warming to Biff. There's something strangely endearing and likeable about him, it's as if the crowd are willing him to succeed.

COACH
That's super-pathetic.

Bringing Biff over to the corner, Bosley tags in CPA and holds Biff wide open for a shot to the ribs. CPA measures Biff, dishing out a couple more bodyshots that drop him.

COLE
As much as you may want to see Biff succeed, you've got to think he should find some new targets, besides CPA and Bosley, to be trying to beat. And CPA and Bosley just seem to be enjoying themselves everytime they step in the ring with Atlas.

CPA lifts Biff back up, only to knock him back down with a headbutt. Wright calls for the tag and starts to put the loafers to Biff, before trapping him in a rear chinlock.

COLE
And now, the man who's vowed to go unbeaten until the end of time. Speaking of lofty goals.

COACH
Christian can do it, Michael. Unlike Biff he's got the talent to back those dreams up. He's The God Child!

"LET'S GO BIFF!"
"LET'S GO BIFF!"
"LET'S GO BIFF!"

The Love Doctors get the Milwaukee crowd chanting, trying to will Biff on. Hearing the chants, Biff looks as surprised as anyone.

"LET'S GO BIFF!"
"LET'S GO BIFF!"

WRIGHT
SILENCE!

"LET'S GO BIFF!"
"LET'S GO BIFF!"

Biff starts to fight back to his feet, causing those that weren't chanting to suddenly believe there might be some point to doing so. An elbow is buried into the gut. A second. And a third. Biff is free and hits the ropes. A well-placed knee looks to be his downfall. But somehow, Biff stops and blocks the knee to the midsection! Tripping a shocked Wright up, Biff takes both legs and starts to propel Wright up off the mat, taking him around the ring with the GIANT SWING!!

COACH
AAAHHH!

COLE
Just like Wonder Woman!

COACH
:huh:

COLE
She used to spin around when she changed clothes...... I'm straight, okay!

Letting go of Wright, Biff lacks the equilibrium that Wonder Woman apparantly had and falls to the mat as well. Both Wright and Biff are dizzy and they look around for a while, trying to find their corners.

COLE
Who's going to get the tag first?

Despite all of the swinging, Wright gets the tag off to Bosley first... but Biff is there a second later, tagging in Dr. Max!

"YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!"

Max jumps in over the top and beats Bosley to the punch, rocking him with a flurry of right hands. Off the ropes, Anderson ducks a clothesline and rocks Bosley back with a running dropkick. A second dropkick puts Bosley on the ropes, literally. And a clothesline sends him up and over the top to the floor! Anderson quickly sets his sights, looking for a big dive, but turns around right into a goozle from CPA.

COACH
ACK!

With Anderson by the throat CPA doesn't think to watch out for Dr. Pigley, who springs off the top and wipes him out with a dropkick!

COLE
Always helps to get a SECOND OPINION.

COACH
We already made that joke dumbass.

After a high-five The Love Docs set to work on CPA. Whipping the bigman off, they deliver the double inverted atomic drop again. Dr. Pigley then holds CPA in place, while Dr. Anderson comes off the ropes with the dropkick. Unusually the Lovematic Grampa isn't enough to put CPA down though, as he just staggers back to the ropes. Pigley and Anderson think quickly and nail CPA with a double clothesline. But still not enough to put him down. So they go to the gut. Two boots double up CPA, setting him up for a Double Flatliner. CPA still has quite the pulse yet though and with a big show of strength just closes his arms together, slamming Pigley and Anderson back-first into each other!

COACH
Woah! That's scary, right there!

The Love Doctors are then nailed with a double clothesline from Allen.

COLE
The Love Doctors just getting manhandled by CPA!

Bosley slides back in to help CPA out, as if he needed it. The illegal man, Pigley is tossed outside, leaving Dr. Max alone two on one. V.I.C.E look to send him to the ropes, but Dr. Max slides underneath the bottom rope. Confused, CPA and Bosley turn around to find Biff Atlas FLYING AT THEM WITH A DOUBLE CROSSBODY BLOCK!!!!

COACH
WHAT THE HELL!?!?


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KICKOUT!

COLE
I don't believe it, Biff can actually fly!

COACH
Yeah, well, neither can he.

As Biff tries to take in his super-heroic feat, Wright sneaks up behind and blindsights him, tossing him outside to huge boos.

COACH
Haha, look, he flew again!

Wright dusts his hands, then turns around into a flurry from Dr. Anderson. Quick lefts and rights stun The Natural, before Anderson does a 360 and connects with a spinning backfist. Wright is stunned, so Anderson hits the ropes. A running forearm staggers Wright some more. When Anderson hits the ropes again though, V.I.C.E step out in front of their partner and save him by DESTROYING Dr. Anderson with a double spinebuster slam!!

"OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

COACH
That's what happens when you get messed up in V.I.C.E!

Job done, CPA and Bosley step aside and take care of Pigley and Biff on the outside. All this leaving Wright to pick the bones. Scooping Dr. Anderson up, Wright hooks him up and delivers the STOCKMARKET CRASH, flipping the beaten Anderson over...


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*DINGDINGDING!*

COACH
Chalk another one up, baby!

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match... the team of V.I.C.E... and CCHHHRRRIIIISSSTTIIIAAAAANN... WWWRRRRRIIIIIIGGHHHHTT!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Sharp Dressed Man" plays out again, as Wright stands over Anderson with his hands raised in victory. CPA and Bosley look up from the kicking they had been dishing out. And with the job done, they casually walk off to go party.

COLE
The undefeated streak goes on, Christian Wright continues to back up those complicated words.

COACH
Speaking of which.

Wright grabs a microphone and calls for hush.

WRIGHT
From this day forth, I defiantely vow... no man, woman nor beast shall commit thine self to defeat!

Wright raises his arms in victory, as V.I.C.E look back, brows raised slightly.