Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2009 BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits and Lorelei DeCenzo leads her charges through the curtain flanked by green and gold spotlights. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers representing THE ENTERPRISE and accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO… at a total combine weight of 430 pounds, COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE L-D-C MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Lorelei removes her men’s hoodies and the LDC Moneygang take a moment to laugh at all the little people. COLE (sarcastically) What great champions those guys would make. COACH I know, right? Definitely much better than Team Heyross. Speaking of whom, “Shine” by Collective Soul cues. BUFFER Their opponents and CHAMPIONS… total combined weight 485 pounds… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose as red, white and blue pyro blasts in the background. COLE Captains of their Survivor Series team...and not self-appointed like the LDC Moneygang... this Sunday night, Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin look to make it 2 in a row. Last week they successfully defended their tag titles, albeit in less than desirable circumstances thanks to the men they face tonight. COACH Are you kidding me? Team Heyross provoked the LDC Moneygang. I mean who had everything to lose and nothing to gain? Team Heyross! So they devised a plan to cause a friction between the LDC Moneygang and Can-Am Assassins in case they got caught in trouble during the match, but it backfired. It only bought their opponents together. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS make a surprise visit ringside taking a seat in the LDCMG corner, much to their surprise. COLE This can’t bode well for Team Heyross. COACH What did I tell you, Cole -- they’re closer than ever. You don’t see that kind of comradely between Team Heyross, Deuce and Jumbo. Strutter gives Reiger a big thumbs up as CMJ and Quentin Benjamin step inside. * DINGDINGDING * Both men circle around before they lockup, only for CMJ to suddenly break and deliver multiple leg strikes. Irish uppercut rocks Benjamin back into the corner where he’s subjected to more. Benjamin turns the tables and CMJ gets a taste of his own medicine. CMJ is then whipped off, but a blind tag is made, so after a hip toss Benjamin is floored by a Spencer Reiger standing dropkick! COACH Nobody delivers a dropkick quite like Spencer Reiger. COLE I’d have to agree with that. It’s very similar to how Ricky Steamboat perfected the arm drag. COACH Only a dropkick hurts a heck of a lot more than an arm drag. Reiger lays the boots to Benjamin, then rams him into the buckle. A series of knife-edge chops follow and so to does a whip to the far corner, but Benjamin floats over the top and SCHOOL BOY‘S Reiger! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Big right hand stuns Reiger and Team Heyross tag. They shoot Reiger in for a double hip toss but hold on to perform a DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger reverses a whip and CMJ nails Moss with a knee to the back! COLE What a cheap shot that was. CMJ receives the tag and unloads on Moss, Irish uppercut after Irish uppercut. Then he goes from more Irish more to another, the Irish whip to be exact, but Moss reverses and delivers an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Moss smartly tags out in favor of the fresher man, Quentin Benjamin. SPINNING WHEEL KICK connects and Benjamin makes the cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Benjamin moves and Reiger accidentally drops a knee on CMJ! STRUTTER :lol: Dropkick sends Reiger flying outside. Benjamin then heads up top as Moss hoists CMJ onto his shoulders. LORELEI :o COACH Somebody do something! The Can-Am Assassins spring into action. Strutter distracts the ref while KEN PANTERA shoves Benjamin down onto the guardrail below! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh, come on! COACH Say what you will, Cole, but nobody can call the Can-Am Assassins liars. They promised to have the LDC Moneygang’s backs and they did just that. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Lorelei and the Can-Am Assassins retreat to the other side as DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW and JUMBO arrive ringside. COLE Speaking of having people’s backs, Coach, look who’s here. COACH Obviously we ran out of food, or these guys would still be in catering. Reiger gets the tag and rolls Benjamin back in, hitting a SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP before making the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Like Benjamin did earlier, Reiger knocks him outside with a dropkick. And like the season pro that he is, Reiger baits Moss in while CMJ works over Benjamin on the arena floor. The ref forced to restrain Moss and the team of Deuce/Jumbo. COACH Before you get on your soapbox about the need for 2 referees for tag matches, let me remind you there will be 2 officials ringside for all Survivor Series matches at November Reiger. CMJ tosses Benjamin back in and Reiger delivers a measured knee drop, then tags out. And CMJ goes right back to work with his patent Irish uppercuts, rocking Benjamin in the corner. HARVARDPLEX plants Benjamin smack in the middle of the ring. The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO, KICKOUT!! CMJ slaps the mat in frustration, then stalks Benjamin. COLE D-Street Cutter on the way? Cole’s guess is correct, but Benjamin shoves CMJ off and hits a desperation SUPERKICK! COACH That one nearly took Colin’s head off, Cole. COLE Team Heyross needed that badly, because CMJ and Reiger were in total control of the match. Moss rallies the crowd behind Benjamin who begins to stir around the same time CMJ does. Fortunately for the champs, the kick dropped CMJ near their corner, meaning he’s got a longer way to go. CMJ gives up his quest for the tag as Benjamin gets there first! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Moss comes in a house afire, whipping CMJ into the ropes for a BAAAAACK body drop, and then catching Reiger on the way in with a dropkick. Following a pair of slams Moss delivers a DOUBLE COCONUT! COLE Lorelei DeCenzo’s men are in real trouble here. Reiger falls to the floor as CMJ stumbles into a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss stays right on the offensive and places CMJ in THE MOSSY KNOLL~!!! COLE We could have a submission at any moment. COACH Maybe if Moss was in the hold. There’s no quit in CMJ. Lori hops on the apron for a word with the official, allowing Reiger to sneak in and nail Moss with a pair of BRASS KNUCKS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reiger places CMJ on top, then celebrates outside with the Can-Am Assassins. COLE No, damn it! COACH (laughs) We’re gonna have new champions, Cole. Lori jumps down from the apron into the arms of Reiger and the two embrace. Meanwhile, Felix Strutter leaps onto the apron. COACH What the heck? COLE Look up top. We pan to a wide shot as DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW delivers a TOP ROPE HEADBUTT! COLE Funky Cold Medina! COACH No! Deuce places Moss on top! The count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * Reiger grabs the tag titles and holds them up in the air…only to have them snatch away by the referee and awarded to Team Heyross. REIGER :huh: BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match… and STILL your One & Only World Tag Team Champions… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" CUE: “Shine” by Collective Soul Reiger is tripped by the ropes as he enters the ring to argue with the official, disbelief on his and Lori’s face. Team Heyross, meanwhile, celebrate with Deuce and Jumbo. COACH This is awful, Cole. COLE I say it’s poetic justice. Reiger turns his anger towards the Can-Am Assassins and receives a shrug from Strutter. COLE We got problems here. COACH No, we don’t. The CAA leave Reiger and company in the ring. COLE What about that? COACH The match is over, idiot. There’s no point in sticking around. Quit trying to start trouble. COLE In any event, Team Heyross once again defended their tag titles. What a team they are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
