Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2009 “The World is Mine” by David Guetta plays the Can-Am Assassins and LDC Moneygang to the ring. BUFFER This is a Survivor Series match. Introducing first, accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO…team captains SPENCER REIGER and COLIN MAGUIRE, JR… THE LDC MONEYGANG!! And their partners, FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Self-appointed team captains, I might add. COACH I don’t see the Can-Am Assassins complaining. COLE You ought to call the OAOAST Hot Newzline more often. As the heels loosen in the ring, “Shine” by Collective Soul hits. BUFFER And their opponents! First, the reigning TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD and captains… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN… TEAM HEYROSS!!! And their partners… DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW and JUMBO!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Red, white and blue pyro shoots off behind Team Heyross, Deuce and Jumbo as they pose. COLE Arguably the most decorated tag team in OAOAST history, Team Heyross enter tonight fresh off two successfully title defenses against the men opposite them, Deuce and Jumbo. COACH Lady luck’s been on their side recently, but she always finds a new favorite, Cole. It’s only a matter of time before we have new tag team champions. The pre-match gear is tossed aside and we’re ready for action. * DINGDINGDING * Reiger mocks Deuce’s weight at the start, pretending to be out of breath after one step. A wry smile on his face, Deuce calls for Reiger to lockup. They do and Reiger goes straight for the eyes, blinding Deuce momentarily. Reiger drives Deuce face-first into the boot of CMJ and then tags out. Irish uppercuts and leg strikes rock Deuce against the ropes before he’s sent for the ride, but CMJ is unable to hit THE CAMBRIDGE CURSE (Stun Gun) as he legs give out and Deuce lands on top! ONE! TWO! SAVE BY REIGER! COLE What a mistake that was. I can’t believe CMJ actually thought he could get Deuce up. COACH Obviously Deuce packed on a few extra pounds during Thanksgiving, otherwise CMJ would have gotten him up with ease. Jumbo tags in and hammers away on CMJ, then whips to the buckle for a corner avalanche splash! Reiger charges in, but Jumbo moves and splashes both men in the corner! COLE This is payback right here. You know Deuce and Jumbo haven’t forgotten how CMJ and Reiger beat them a few weeks ago on OAOAST Syndicated. Quentin Benjamin receives the tag and catches CMJ with a SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin wrings the arm and tags Moss, then executes a drop toehold while Moss delivers a leg drop off the ropes. The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! CMJ kicks out again. Although maybe CMJ wishes he hadn’t after Moss rams him into THE HEAD of Deuce! COACH Don’t say it, Cole. COLE Talk about using your head! COACH I just knew you couldn’t resist that cliché. Another head BUTT follows, and then a RUNNING POWERSLAM, but instead of going for the cover Deuce attempts a vertical diving head BUTT only to have CMJ move. COACH Now that’s NOT using your head. Reiger gets the tag again, but runs into a backdrop! Reiger begs off in the corner, a ploy to sucker the big man in, but Deuce blocks a kick and delivers an atomic drop! Reiger stumbles to the wrong corner and receives blows from all 3 men on the apron, and then a DROPKICK BY DEUCE! COLE What agility for a man that size! Deuce introduces Reiger to the turnbuckles of both neutral corners, but Reiger manages to reverse a whip and CMJ knees the Flaming Gigolo in the back! A tag is made and CMJ works Deuce over in the heel corner, stepping away when instructed so his teammates can get in their cheap shots. COLE Where’s the second official to breakup this nonsense? COACH Is it that time of the month, Cole? You’re awfully moody tonight. Sure enough, the outside official rushes over to put an end to the triple-teaming. Then for the first time tonight a member of the Can-Am Assassins sees ring action, as Felix Strutter tags in. A series of body shots follow before Strutter attempts a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX, but Deuce counters with a backdrop. Strutter tags Pantera and the strongman clubs Deuce across the back, and then slams him easily! COACH That’s power right there, baby boy. COLE You aren’t kidding. I’ve never seen anybody slam Deuce with such ease. In case anybody thought it was a fluke, Pantera executes a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK STALL SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The Can-Am Assassins tag, but Pantera stays in to hold Deuce up for Strutter. COLE Come on, ref. You gotta get Pantera out of there. COACH Don’t worry about it. They have until the count of 5. Strutter makes his move as does Deuce and Pantera takes the brunt of a HIGH ROUNDHOUSE KICK! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Deuce PRESS SLAMS a stunned Felix Strutter, then tags Jumbo. Strutter spots the big fella headed his direction and tags CMJ, who goes toe to toe with Jumbo. CMJ gets the worse end of the exchange and ultimately finds himself in a BEARHUG! COLE We’re gonna have our first elimination at any moment. Reiger enters to lend his partner a hand but gets cut off by Deuce. COACH We’ve got all 4 men in the ring. Deuce shoots Reiger in for a HANDSPRING ELBOW, then whips him towards Jumbo who delivers a BIG BOOT. Jumbo returns the favor and Deuce levels CMJ with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK. COACH I don’t hear you crying about the officiating now, Cole. Deuce and Jumbo have been in the ring well over the allotted 5 seconds. COLE The referee must feel things aren’t too out of handle. And I’d have to agree. It’s organized chaos, not chaotic. Jumbo bounces off the ropes for the XL SPLASH~!!! The cover. But first the ref must get Deuce out of the ring, which allows Reiger to nail Jumbo with a TOP ROPE KNEEDROP! COLE No! Reiger places CMJ on top and exits. The count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! High-fives all around in the CAA/LDCMG corner. Needless to say that isn’t the case on the other side. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Jumbo eliminated by: Spencer Reiger (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH It’s 4 on 3, Cole. Strutter gets the tag and is immediately greeted by Benjamin. Benjamin fires Strutter into the ropes after a brief exchange, but Strutter counters Benjamin’s hip toss with a TRAPPED ARM BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Strutter slams Benjamin mid-ring and climbs to the top, only to be met by Benjamin who runs up the ropes to execute a RELEASE OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!! COLE Oh, my! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Strutter kicks out and just barely. Team Heyross tag and they perform a cradle hip toss back suplex. Again the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss brings Strutter to his feet and is raked across the eyes. Pantera receives the tag and charges in…to an arm drag! And a second! And a third! SUPERKICK catches Pantera off-guard, and Moss capitalizes with a GERMAN SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO, KICKOUT! Deuce tags in and hammers Pantera. Big head BUTT stuns both men briefly, then Deuce whips Pantera in for a dropkick. Like the tattoos on his head, Deuce is on fire. The Flaming Gigolo delivers a FALCON ARROW and then a TOP ROPE FLYING HEADBUTT… BUT NOBODY’S HOME! COACH More like “I’m out cold, Medina,” than Funky Cold, huh, Cole? Since it’s PPV, Pantera busts out THE APOLLON’S WHEEL~!!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” COLE Another incredible show of strength by Ken Pantera. The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! Reiger is quick to let Team Heyross know it’s 4 on 2 now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Deuce Deuce Bigelow eliminated by: Ken Pantera (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Team Heyross might as well forfeit, Cole. The odds are stacked against them. COLE Although I don’t like their chances, if anybody can pull this off it’s Team Heyross. Moss again catches Pantera off-guard, this time with a SCHOOL BOY! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera knees Moss and tags Reiger, who gets taken down by a drop toehold. Moss floats on top to apply a side headlock, but Reiger shoves him off and a blind tag is made. Reiger leapfrogs Moss on the rebound, then gets undercut by Benjamin as Moss delivers the clothesline! COLE Double Goozle! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin stays on the offensive, taking to the air to hit a FLYING CROSSBODY…BUT REIGER ROLLS THROUGH AND HOOKS THE TIGHTS!! ONE! TWO! THR-- NO, KICKOUT! Both men pop to their feet, but it’s Reiger who strikes first connecting on a standing dropkick. Benjamin falls outside where’s he’s triple-teamed by the Can-Am Assassins and CMJ. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The outside official rushes over to restore order, but the damage has been done. Reiger tosses Benjamin back inside and performs his signature SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COACH Somebody tell that idiot he’s better off living to fight another day. COLE I’ve told you before, there’s no quit in Team Heyross. If they go down they’re gonna do it swinging. Reiger signals for CMJ to head up top. COACH If they hit this it’s gonna be 4 on 1, Cole. “This” being THE SPIKE REIGER COUNTER, but Benjamin takes Reiger down and SLINGSHOTS him towards the corner, causing the LDCMG to collide! CMJ tumbles to the floor while Reiger stumbles back at Benjamin, who executes a VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO SITOUT POWERBOMB!!! COLE Orange Crush! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Spencer Reiger eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lorelei throws her arms up in disgust, then proceeds to scold the Can-Am Assassins. COACH Looks like Lorelei is coaching up her team, Cole. Just as that’s said Lorelei SLAPS Strutter! COLE I don’t know about that. COACH Obviously Lorelei subscribes to the Bobby Knight method of coaching. Strutter gets in Lorelei’s face, but CMJ comes to her defense. An argument ensues and CMJ walks away with Lorelei and Reiger. STRUTTER :huh: COLE Is he leaving? COACH It appears so. The referee starts to count CMJ out. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Colin Maguire, Jr. eliminated by: Count out ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Some co-captain CMJ is. I can’t believe he took his ball and went home. COACH I’m at a loss myself. Maybe both teams weren’t as close as I thought. Moss brings Strutter in the hard way. Strutter calls for a time out but gets a kick to the sternum instead! Moss fires Strutter across for a corner clothesline, then climbs onto the middle rope and unloads. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! Strutter drops to his knees, gets turned over and has his legs grapevine, but a clubbing forearm by Pantera breaks up the attempted Mossy Knoll. COLE The Can-Am Assassins dodged a bullet. Had the Mossy Knoll been applied it would’ve been 2 on 1. COACH At least try to hide your bias, Cole. You’re practically drooling at the prospect of Team Heyross being up 2-1. After Strutter rams Moss into the boot of Pantera, he tags out. Pantera keeps Moss in the corner for a series of shoulder thrusts, then executes a GORILLA PRESS SLAM! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Looking to squeeze the fight out of Moss, Pantera applies a BEARHUG. COACH Listen to Moss’s back snap, crackle and pop, Cole. Benjamin encourages the crowd to rally behind Moss, and it seems to work as Moss slips an arm inside, but Pantera dashes any hope of a comeback with a TRAPPED ARM BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Strutter receives the tag and executes a fall away slam, then steps out on the apron for a SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA…only to have Moss counter with an STO BACKBREAKER!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” In a world of hurt Strutter does the Curly Shuffle, and then tags out. Moss evades a charge, sending Pantera crashing hard sternum-first into the buckle, then delivers a HALF-NELSON SUPLEX which is followed by a tag and TOP ROPE BULLDOG! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Ken Pantera eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE What turn of events. Team Heyross found themselves down 4-2. Now they’re up 2-1. Incredible! COACH Yeah, but CMJ was not counted out, not pinned. We could bring him back to even the odds. Right? RIGHT?!? COLE Listen to yourself. You’re in denial. Reality sets in on Strutter, evident by the look on his face. STRUTTER :o Strutter puffs his chest and asks Team Heyross if they want some, to which they nod and motion for him to come on in. But Strutter has a change of heart and leaves, pointing to his head walking up the aisle. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Here’s a man who gets it, Cole. The odds are stacked against Felix so he’s gonna live to fight another day. COLE Who’s to say he can’t rally from being down 2-1? Team Heyross did and it was 4-2. Speaking of which, it’s funny how Strutter claimed Team Heyross were ducking him and Ken Pantera, yet he‘s the one running from a fight. The referee starts to count Strutter out… ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! …but Team Heyross catch up to him jawing with fans and drag his ass back to the ring. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Strutter pleads for mercy, but eats a DOUBLE FLAPJACK and is put away with THE SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!! Moss covers. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! COACH I think I’m gonna puke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Felix Strutter eliminated by: Charlie Moss (pinfall) [b]SOLE SURVIVORS: Team Heyross[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *DINGDINGDING* BUFFER Here are your winners and sole survivors… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN… TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" “Shine” by Collective Soul plays as Team Heyross’ hands are raised in victory. COLE They’ll be talking about this one for years, Coach. Just a truly remarkable performance by Team Heyross to overcome a 4 on 2 deficit. COACH As much as it pains me, I gotta give Team Heyross their due. A lot of teams would’ve quit, maybe even should quit with those odds, but they kept fighting. I can’t wait to hear what the LDC Moneygang have to say about this. COLE You won’t have to wait long. They’re standing by with our broadcast colleague Tony Brannigan. We cut to the Enterprise’s private dressing room where CMJ and Spencer Reiger are dining on turkey legs. BRANNIGAN Spencer Reiger, CMJ, I gotta tell you, for two guys whose team just LOST you sure don’t seem too upset. CMJ (mouthful) It couldn’t happen to a bunch of nicer guys. REIGER More like a pair of TURKEYS if you ask me. I mean, some partners the Can-Am Assassins were. The whole concept of tonight’s show is teamwork. So why the hell did they stand on the apron with their thumbs up their ass while CMJ laid in on the floor in a world of hurt and I got spiked with the Orange Crush?!? Suddenly a lot of screaming and shouting is heard in the halls. Then the door kicks open and THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS enter. STRUTTER THERE YOU ARE, YOU SONS OF BITCHES! With that all hell breaks loose as the LDC Moneygang and Can-Am Assassins go at it backstage. OAOAST officials quick to rush in and separate the four. COLE Tony, be careful back there. We cut back to Sofa Central once the action cools. Cole and Coach both stunned. COACH I don’t know what else to say after that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
