Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2009 BUFFER The following contest is for THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! The entrance stage fills with gold smoke and purple light as Fedde Le Grand's “Creeps” blares through the speakers. BUFFER Introducing first, hailing from Port Au Prince, Haiti, the minions of the underworld… DIVINE BROTHERS UNO and DOS... LOS CONQUISADOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Dos drops to his knees and chants to his strange and mysterious gods while Uno stands behind him, arms outstretched chanting the same prayer. COACH Some early Christmas present it would be if Los Conquistadors win the tag titles tonight. COLE They’re gonna need all the black magic in the would to pull off that upset. “Shine” by Collective Soul cues. BUFFER And now THE CHAMPIONS… total combined weight 485 pounds… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose as red, white and blue pyro blasts in the background. COLE Team Heyross 2 weeks away from their big title defense, assuming they hold on tonight, against the Can-Am Assassins at the WDW 5th anniversary reunion show, Season’s Beatings. COACH It just occurred to me, Cole. What if Los Conquistadors aren’t here to win the tag titles but soften Team Heyross for the Can-Am Assassins? COLE What a scary thought. And they’ve done mercenary work before, most notably for the Enterprise earlier this year. * DINGDINGDING * Quentin Benjamin and Uno start for their respective teams. Fireman’s carry flips Uno over and a body slam puts him on his back. Team Heyross tag and Benjamin executes a drop toehold as Moss drops the elbow. Moss performs a snap suplex and follows up with a running leg drop, then delivers a release overhead belly-to-belly suplex! COACH Pick on somebody your own size, Moss. Can I get a “damn bully,” Cole? COLE No. COACH Well he is. I can’t wait for December 26. He won’t be able to toss Ken Pantera around like a rag doll, that’s for sure. Uno immediately tags out, but Dos charges into a hip toss. BAAAAAACK body drop follows, and then a tag as Team Heyross hit a DOUBLE FLAPJACK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Dos rakes Benjamin’s eyes, then rams him into Uno’s boot. Los Conquistadors tag and hit a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin is introduced to the top turnbuckle and gets worked over in the corner. Uno whips him off…but Benjamin evades a corner charge and delivers a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Benjamin pops to his feet and nails THE ORANGE CRUSH!!! The count as Moss rushes in to place Dos in THE MOSSY KNOLL~!!! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners and still World tag team champions… TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross celebrate as their music plays. COLE You think the champs aren’t ready for the WDW 5th anniversary reunion show, December 26? COACH They’re not the only ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
