Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2009 “Tom Sawyer” by Rush plays the Can-Am Assassins to the ring. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring… first, from Kansas City, Kansas… BUTCH SIMMONS! And from Springfield… MILHOUSE SIMPSON! Both men wave to the crowd. BUFFER And their opponents, total combine weight 488 pounds… FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Pantera and Strutter are quick to remove their windbreakers, both eager to get the action underway. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and Pantera starts off with Simpson, a scrawny young man with bowl shaped haircut. They lockup and Pantera delivers a clubbing blow, followed by a scoop slam. Short-arm clothesline turns Simpson inside-out! Pantera tags out and Strutter lets Simpson do the same, paint brushing him along the way. COLE Is that really called for? The kid’s clearly overmatched. COACH Felix is just sending a message, Cole. Everybody is as we head into the new year. Strutter knees the short and stocky Simmons on the way in, but Simmons fights back and gets the better end of an exchange! COLE Oh yeah! Simmons whips Strutter in for a dropkick, then scores with an elbow drop. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simmons attempts a vertical suplex, but Strutter floats over and hits a DOUBLE-ARM DDT! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Strutter wants to inflict more damage, no doubt in response to being shown up moments ago. He stomps away on Simmons, then whips him in for a POWERSLAM! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Strutter again breaks the pin, this time laughing as he points to Pantera. The CAA tag and Pantera executes a GORILLA PRESS SLAM before locking on THE FULL NELSON!!! Simmons submits immediately. * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Another dominating outing by the Can-Am Assassins, Coach. [I]Replay: double-arm DDT, gorilla press slam and full nelson[/I] COACH … Pantera locks on the full nelson and Butch Simmons surrenders faster than a Frenchman. COLE Now let’s go up to our broadcast colleague Tony Brannigan in the ring with the Can-Am Assassins. BRANNIGAN Thanks very much, guys. Christmas is one week away, but if the Can-Am Assassins have their way, they’ll receive their gifts next Saturday night when WDW presents its 5th anniversary show, Season’s Beatings. STRUTTER Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. Next Saturday night our wish of becoming the World tag team champions comes true. And to do it against the only team to ever hold the WDW tag titles on the night we celebrate the old girl, well, it don’t get no sweeter than that. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Heads turn as LORELEI DECENZO enters the ring. LORELEI Pardon the interruption, but did you just rebuff my offer? I mean, you’re talking about the match with Team Heyross like it’s for the gold. Am I right or wrong? STRUTTER No, little girl, you’re right. So you can take your offer and use it as a dildo! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" LORELEI :o STRUTTER But hey, listen up, baby, there’s a brother down in Florida who may be interested. Why don’t you give him a call or text? I’m sure he’d be up for a couple of holes. LORELEI :angry: Lorelei SLAPS Strutter! Then all hell breaks loose when SPENCER REIGER and CMJ ambush the Can-Am Assassins! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Colin CLIPS the knee of Pantera as Reiger knocks Strutter out with a pair of BRASS KNUCKS. COACH This must be plan B, Cole. Placed in the BOSTON STRANGLER, Pantera is defenseless against the series of measured knee drops by Reiger to his leg. COLE They’re trying to make sure the Can-Am Assassins don't make it to Seasons Beatings! OAOAST officials storm the ring and ultimately get the situation under control. COLE Order’s been restored, but the damage has been done. Everybody knew how much being the ones to dethrone Team Heyross meant to CMJ and Spencer Reiger, but I don’t think anybody envisioned this kind of devastation when they said nobody was safe until the gold was theirs. COACH I’m speechless, Mikey. COLE We’ll try to have an update on the condition of Ken Pantera before we go off the air. If no, be sure to check OAOAST.com or this weekend’s Syndicated program for more information. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
