Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2009 To go on sometime after Felix vs. Spencer if possible. PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the next contest is for THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! “Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody” plays Deuce and Jumbo to the ring. PENZER Introducing first, the challengers… total combine weight 830 pounds… from Las Vegas, Nevada… DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! His tag team partner, from Chicago, Illinois... JUMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" JIVIN’ JR Hoss-a-mania is running wild in Indy. COACH Talk about luck, JR. One minute Deuce and Jumbo are stuffing their faces at the buffet line, the next they’re booked in a tag title match! “Shine” by Collective Soul cues. PENZER Their opponents are the reigning World Tag Team Champions… total combined weight 485 pounds… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose as red, white and blue pyro blasts in the background. JIVIN’ JR It’s not just a catchy buzzword, folks, Team Heyross are indeed the most decorated tag team in OAOAST history. Collegiate standouts, Anderson Cup winners, multi-time tag champions… COACH And the only team to hold the WDW tag titles. In fact, the WDW belts are one of two tag titles -- HI-YAH being the other -- that merged with the OAOAST set to create the One & Only World tag team championship. The pomp and circumstance dies down and we’re set to go. * DINGDINGDING * Deuce and Benjamin open things for their respective teams, and immediately Deuce catches everyone off-guard with a go-behind waistlock takedown! JIVIN’ JR How bout that? The big guy going to the mat. COACH Because of his size Deuce utilizes a power game, but he can mat wrestle too. Plus it was a good way to throw Team Heyross off their game. They prepared for a brawl, not mat wrestling. JIVIN’ JR No, but they’re masters at it. Deuce needs to make sure he mixes up his game or he’ll end up playing into the champions hands. Benjamin sits out into a hammerlock, but Deuce counters. The Flaming Gigolo switches to a side headlock and is shoved off. Shoulder tackle floors Benjamin, who quickly responds with a drop toehold. Benjamin grabs a headlock and cranks on the pressure. Deuce whips Benjamin into the ropes and both men crisscross. JIVIN’ JR CRISS CROSS! CRISS CROSS! CRISS CROSS! Benjamin drops down and Deuce CARTWHEELS across. BENJAMIN :huh: Benjamin pops to his feet and gets decked by a dropkick! COACH It’s just like old-times watching these guys battle for the gold. Deuce rams Benjamin into the buckle and tags out. Jumbo clubs Benjamin repeatedly in the corner, then shoots him across…but Benjamin avoids an avalanche splash and executes a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Moss tags in and connects with a SUPERKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Team Heyross begin to target the leg of Jumbo as Moss BASHES it against the RINGPOST! Again. And again. Jumbo scoots back mid-ring but Moss stays on the attack, dropping a series of elbows across the leg. Team Heyross tag and Benjamin delivers a slingshot knee drop onto the outstretch leg of Jumbo. Benjamin digs the knee in and wrenches the ankle for additional pressure. COACH Team Heyross quicken the pace long enough to gain control of the match, and now they’re starting to wear Jumbo down. Benjamin drags Jumbo towards the center of the ring for a SINGLE-LEG CRAB, but Deuce delivers a HEADBUTT to break it up. JIVIN JR In case you folks are wondering, that is a legal move. You are allowed to breakup a pin or submission. Jumbo shakes off the knee and goes on the offensive, grimacing after every clubbing blow. BIG BOOT finds its mark, but it does as much damage to Jumbo as it does Benjamin. A tag ensues and Deuce plants Benjamin with a FALCON ARROW! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin ducks a clothesline, but Deuce blocks the kick that follows…only for Benjamin to answer back with a DRAGON WHIP! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Team Heyross tag and perform a DOUBLE FLAPJACK! Another quick cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Deuce kicks out again. Benjamin re-enters to assist Moss in a DOUBLE SUPLEX, but Deuce counters with a singular double suplex of his own! JIVIN’ JR What power! We get a tag and Jumbo whips Moss in for a CORNER AVALANCE, which he’s quick to follow with THE XL SPLASH! COACH It could be over right here, JR. BUT MOSS GETS THE KNEES UP!! JIVIN’ JR Jumbo went for everything and got nothing. COACH Moss didn’t come out of it unscathed, either. He just had 440 crash on his knees. Indeed, Moss limps to his corner for the tag. And Benjamin heads right back to the leg of Jumbo, slapping on THE FIGURE-4 LEGLOCK. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Deuce thinks quick and sprints across the apron to deliver a FLYING HEADBUTT ON BENJAMIN! JIVIN’ JR How do you like your soup, Quentin Benjamin? Hopefully FUNKY COLD! MEDINA! Moss has the ref escort Deuce out of the ring, then grapevines Jumbo’s legs for THE MOSSY KNOLL! JIVIN’ JR Moss is going for it! He’s going for the Mossy Knoll! COACH No way can Moss hook the hold on him. Jumbo’s too big. To Coach’s surprise, Moss does indeed turn Jumbo over, with the ref in perfect position to check for a submission. But Jumbo hangs tough and eventually gets bailed out by Deuce, who blindsides Moss with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! JIVIN’ JR That caught Moss right in the temple. He may be out of it. Jumbo returns to a vertical base and SPLASHES down on Moss. JIVIN’ JR XL SPLASH~!!! The cover. But the ref must first get Deuce out of the ring, and then he makes the count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! NO, SAVE BY BENJAMIN!!!! JIVIN’ JR GOOD GAWD! DEUCE AND JUMBO WERE INCHES AWAY FROM BEING NEW TAG CHAMPIONS! COACH Take a chill pill, man. Or you might not live to see our main event. Still woozy from the flying head BUTT, Benjamin climbs up top as Jumbo tags out. COACH Benjamin doesn’t know where he’s at, JR. Deuce catches Benjamin in midair and executes a RUNNING POWERSLAM! JIVIN’ JR He does now, by gawd. Flat on his back! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Deuce fires Benjamin to the corner for a HANDSPRING ELBOW, then slams him before going up top. COACH What’s he gonna do here? A MOONSAULT, that’s what…BUT NOBODY’S HOME! Now it’s Benjamin’s turn to take to the air and he connects with a TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin looks to follow up with his ORANGE CRUSH finisher, but Deuce floats over and scoops Benjamin across his shoulders. JIVIN’ JR Oh yeah. It’s time for a BOOTY CALL~! And Deuce is hungry for a little brown sugar. Deuce executes his secondary finishing maneuver and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY MOSS! Jumbo knocks him out to the floor where they continue to fight. Meanwhile, Deuce whips Benjamin to the corner, but charges into a KNEE TO THE FACE and then a TOP ROPE BULLDOG!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners and still World tag team champions… TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" No, the crowd didn’t suddenly turn on Team Heyross, but rather let their voices be heard as THE LDC MONEYGANG hit the ring. COACH We’ve got company, JR. Reiger POSTS Jumbo while CMJ whips Moss into the STEEL STEPS. Next they target Quentin Benjamin, dropping him with THE SPIKE REIGER COUNTER! They continue to do a number on him until THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS makes the save! JIVIN’ JR Did you ever think we’d one day see the Can-Am Assassins save Team Heyross? I certainly didn’t. COACH Neither did I. A leg strike by CMJ knocks Pantera off his feet, then he joins Reiger in a beat down on Strutter. But CHARLIE MOSS evens the odds! COACH Look at this. Moss and Strutter are fighting together! Referees swarm the ring to breakup the melee. JIVIN’ JR GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY, WE NEED A COMMERCIAL BREAK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
