Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2010 “Living in America“ by James Brown cues and the All-American Boys proudly wave Old Glory down the aisle. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Hearts of the American people, they fight for truth, justice and the American way… FREEDOM and LIBERTY… THE ALL-AMERICAN BOYS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The guys start up a USA chant, which gets silenced by the familiar music of their opponents. [i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] Colonel Abdullah and Holly lead the Heavenly Rockers to the ring. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by HOLLY… COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the only rock n' wrestling band that matters... SYNTH ABDUL-JABBAR and LOGAN “MACHO MACHO” MANN… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY ROCKERS!!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” The Heavenly Rockers play to the crowd, then get ready to take care of business. COACH And there you see them, Cole, the team that’ll win the 2010 Anderson Cup, The Heavenly Rockers. COLE They guaranteed it on a recent edition of OAOAST Syndicated, along with some not-so-nice comments directed at the then-tag team champions, Team Heyross. * DINGDINGDING * Logan charges Freedom and beats him down, then clubs Liberty in the corner. COLE What a cheap shot! Freedom gets drilled by a back elbow, followed by a scoop slam. Logan heads up top, spreads his wings (arms) and flies, spiking his knee into the head of the All-American Boy! Synth receives the tag and delivers his patent SKY HOOK ELBOWDROP~!!! COACH Stick a fork in these guys, Cole. It’s over. Synth makes the cover as Logan dumps Liberty inside and gives him a PERCUSSION DDT! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY ROCKERS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Coach handles the replay, and then we go back to the ring where Cole is with the Heavenly Rockers. COLE Another impressive victory for the Heavenly Rockers, who in 3 weeks face Citizen Soldiers in a first round Anderson Cup bout on HeldDOWN~! LOGAN They have as good a shot at beating us as the Jets do of winning the Super Bowl. SYNTH Slim to none! LOGAN & SYNTH :lol: ABDULLAH Forget about Citizen Soldiers, Brother Mikey. Let’s talk about Team Heyross. SYNTH Losers! ABDULLAH Who in their right mind would award them the Angle for Tag Team of the Year? COLE The OAOAST Galaxy. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" ABDULLAH Well that explains everything. They are not sound of the mind, body and spirit. How dare they snub the only rock ‘n wrestling band that matters. May a camel defecate in their bowl of cereal! LOGAN Most decorated tag team in OAOAST history, Cole? How bout most embarrassed? Not only did they lose the gold, they got eliminated first! And you know why? SYNTH Because they suck! ABDULLAH Praise be! The music cues and we go somewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
