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HD: Vinny/BB segment

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Mariano, Waldo, and Luther are shown in the locker room with Tony Tourettes, Deadbeat Dave and a dejected Vinny Valentine.

MARIANO
Yo man, why you still bummin' over there?

VINNY
I just don't know what went wrong, man.  I really thought this team was going somewhere.  Then all this "superhero" shit started.

WALDO
Fuck that nigga, he's a chump 4 life, ya smell me?  You still got us, homie.

MARIANO
Yeah, we got yo back.

VINNY
Thanks, guys.

The door knocks.

TONY
THAT BETTER BE MY GOD DAMN FUCKIN PIZZA!

Tony dashes for the door, knocking Luther and Waldo out of the way on his way.  He opens the door, but it's Quincy.

TONY
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?  I ORDERED MY PIZZA AN HOUR AND A FUCKIN HALF AGO!

QUINCY
I ain't the pizza man, stupid!  It's me, Q, baby!

WALDO
He prolly ordered one of them pepperoni dick pizzas!

TONY
FUCK YOU!

Tony chucks a beer bottle at Waldo, who ducks as it shatters against the wall.

QUINCY
Yo V-squared, I just got back from Josie, we got a tag match on Syndicated, son!  And we gonna walk out with the W, we guarantee it! And I'm gonna explain how.

TONY (pacing the floor)
When that pizza guy gets here, I'm gonna SHIT ON HIS FACE WITH MY DICK!

Vinny and the BB's continue to talk as the camera cuts back.

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