Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2010 “In the Air Tonight” by Non-point booms through the speakers. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a total combine weight of 565 pounds… CHRISTOHPER PATRICK ALLEN, otherwise known as CPA, and DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY... VVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Bosley challenges hecklers to step into the ring. Fortunately none take him up on it. COLE Quite a match-up this should be as both teams in our next bout look to move back into tag title contention. “Shine” by Collective Soul hits and red, white and blue pyro shoots off behind Team Heyross. BUFFER And their opponents! Total combined weight 485 pounds… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH What a feather in the cap it would be for V.I.C.E. if they can defeat Team Heyross, Cole. You know they feel snubbed after not being invited to participate in this year’s Anderson Cup. COLE Team Heyross also not involved, although that was due to them being the reigning champions at the time. * DINGDINGDING * Benjamin and Bosley lockup and Benjamin executes a pair of quick arm drags. Bosley knees Benjamin in the gut and then stuns him with a backhand judo chop. Benjamin ducks a back elbow and executes a belly-to-belly suplex! The cover. ONE! KICKOUT! Benjamin slams Bosley and heads up top, where he connects with a TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE! Team Heyross tag and Benjamin fires Bosley across, dropping down so Moss can hit a SUPERKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss whips Bosley to the buckle, but Bosley leaps back from the middle rope to connect with a back elbow! The cover. ONE! KICKOUT! Bosley sends Moss for the ride and tags CPA. Shot to the gut doubles him over as CPA enters and lands a running boot to the head! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COACH Things aren’t looking too good for Team Heyross, Cole. If they’re gonna win this it’s gonna have to be with a quick pin of some kind. No way they can get CPA up for the Super Rocker Dropper. CPA rams Moss into the buckle and proceeds to punish him with corner shoulder thrusts. Delayed vertical suplex follows and CPA makes the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! A tag is made and VICE whip Moss into the ropes, pressing him and slamming him down on his stomach! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! Bosley dumps Moss outside and gets into it with Benjamin, allowing CPA to smash Moss back-first into the ring post! COLE That damn BULLY~! COACH I dare you to say that to CPA’s face. COLE … COACH That’s what I thought. CPA rolls Moss back in and Bosley performs an old school backbreaker. Bosley stands over Moss and lays the verbal smack down, only to get wrapped up in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE Bosley almost got caught napping there. Moss hammers away on Bosley, then whips him in for a BAAAAAACK body drop! Standing dropkick finds its mark and Moss coves. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Bosley rakes the eyes to regain the advantage, then tags CPA who delivers a FRONT SPINEBUSTER! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! CPA shoots Benjamin a look than would make the devil wet his pants, but Benjamin doesn’t back down and motions CPA to bring it. CPA :o MOSS SCHOOL BOY’S CPA! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! We get a blind tag as Moss ducks a clothesline, and then a big boot on the rebound. CPA turns and is drilled by THE DOUBLE GOOZLE! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! BOSLEY :huh: COLE They got him! COACH No! BUFFER Here are your winners... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross smartly bail as Bosley throws a fit in the ring. COACH Bosley has every right to be upset, Cole. That was a blatant double-team. COLE All within the rules, Coach. Right now we’re gonna send it over to our broadcast colleague Tony Brannigan for a special interview. We swoop over to the world famous interview stage where Tony Brannigan is joined by Team Heyross. BRANNIGAN Team Heyross back on the winning track. And guys, I know regaining the tag team championship is your #1 priority. But I also know you’re hot under the collar about recent comments made by the Heavenly Rockers. BENJAMIN We take pride in what we do for a living, Tony, so when somebody calls us out like the Heavenly Rockers did, you’re damn right it makes us hot under the collar. Charlie and I aren’t ones to play games. If they got a problem with us, we’d be glad to settle it in the ring. Team Heyross exit the stage. BRANNIGAN Stay with us, folks. HeldDOWN~! continues in the next post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
