Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2010 “Tom Sawyer” by Rush plays Ken Pantera to the ring. BUFFER The following contest is set for one fall. introducing first, accompanied by fellow CAN-AM ASSASSIN, FELIX STRUTTER… from Juneau, Alaska… KKEEEEENN PPAAAAAAAAANNTTEEEEERRRRRAAAAAAA!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Strutter massages Pantera's shoulders as they await his opponent. COLE What a match-up this should be, Coach. COACH Yeah. A sneak preview of what’s to come at Anglepalooza when the Can-Am Assassins face the LDC Moneygang for the One & Only World tag team championship. "Jungle Fever" by Stevie Wonder cues, a subtle jab at Felix Strutter’s alleged desire for Lorelei DeCenzo. BUFFER And his opponent, accompanied by SPENCER REIGER and LORELEI DECENZO, one-half of the One & Only World tag team champions… "THE IRISH GOLDEN BOY" COLIN MAAAAAAAAAAGUUUIIIIIIIIRREEEEE, JUUUUUUUUUNIOOOOOOOORR!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Strutter doesn’t find the music amusing and lets the LDC Moneygang know it. COACH Chill, Felix. I wouldn’t blame you. I’d like to tap that myself. What about you, Cole? COLE God no. And not because she’s a girl! She just isn’t… COACH A dude? COLE Yes, a du-- No! Reiger and Pantera share a few unkind words as CMJ charges in and CLIPS the leg! * DINGDINGDING * Pantera hangs onto the ropes for support, but CMJ backs him into the corner for a series of Irish uppercuts. COLE CMJ attacked the leg once again. He wants to take Pantera out so Felix Strutter is forced to forfeit the tag title match or go at it alone at Anglepalooza. Pantera blocks an Irish whip and tosses CMJ over the top! He follows CMJ out and rams him face-first into COLE’S CROTCH! COLE :) COACH He likes it. Mikey really liked it! Pantera whips CMJ hard into the STEEL STEPS and then tries to kick the Irish Golden Boy’s head off, but CMJ moves and Pantera injuries himself. CMJ yanks him back in and executes a T-BONE SUPLEX! COLE Harvardplex! COACH And here’s the… No, CMJ going back to the leg! CMJ applies a single-leg crab near the ropes so Reiger can hop on the apron and push CMJ back with his feet for additional leverage. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Despite his best efforts, Strutter can’t get the official to turn around. By the time he does Reiger is already off the apron, big smirk on his face. CMJ switches to an STF, but Pantera thumbs him in the eye to break the hold. CMJ staggers into a clothesline, and then a gut wrench suplex. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera whips CMJ across for a POWERSLAM! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! CMJ kicks out again. Pantera attempts a double underhook, but CMJ blocks it and goes under to hit a high-lifting GERMAN SUPLEX! COACH Irish Suplex! The count. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! CMJ immediately looks to clamp on THE BOSTON STRANGLER, but Pantera counters with a hammerlock and places CMJ in a FULL NELSON! COLE There it is, the full nelson! COACH And Pantera’s got it on good, Cole. CMJ needs to get out of this soon or it’ll be over in a hurry. Reiger grabs the referee’s attention, but Strutter comes over and delivers a big roundhouse! As the official tries to retain order, Lorelei DeCenzo sneaks behind Pantera, only to be blindsided by… …LINDSAY GONZALEZ!?! LORELEI :huh: BITCHSLAP knocks Lorelei out of the ring. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" LINDSAY Surprise, bitch! Lindsay dusts her hands as she exits. COLE Is Lindsay the Can-Am Assassins’ surprise? COACH I think that’s why she said, “surprise, bitch!” With nobody around to help CMJ is forced to SUBMIT! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER The winner of the match… KEN PANTERA!! CMJ :angry: COLE The Can-Am Assassins got the better of the LDC Moneygang tonight. Cab they do it again at Anglepalooza? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
