Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2010 “Mother” by Danzig cues and Queen Esther leads the Last Kings of Scotland ringside. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a first round Anderson Cup bout! Introducing first, the #6 team in the tournament, accompanied by QUEEN ESTHER! From Glasgow, Scotland, total combine weight 475 pounds, Europe’s finest athletes… “THE CELTIC THUNDER” DANNY BOY and “THE BRAVEHEART” SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Here we go with our second to last first round Anderson Cup bout, the winner to meet COD in the semifinals. “Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody” plays Deuce and Jumbo to the ring. PENZER And their opponents, ranked #3 in the Anderson Cup… total combine weight 830 pounds… from Las Vegas, Nevada… DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! His tag team partner, from Chicago, Illinois... JUMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" * DINGDINGDING * Danny Boy and Deuce circle around before locking up, and Danny immediately rakes the eyes! He hammers away on the Flaming Gigolo and then attempts an Irish whip, but Deuce puts on the breaks and executes a MILITARY PRESS SLAM! QUEEN ESTHER :o Scottish Scott enters and suffers the same fate. Deuce clotheslines him outside and then levels Danny with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Deuce rams Danny into the big boot of Jumbo, who receives the tag and proceeds to drive his shoulder into Danny’s midsection again and again. COACH Come on, referee! Jumbo’s gotta let him out of the corner. Jumbo does alright, although Danny wishes he hadn’t as he’s splashed in the opposite corner! Danny falls back smack in the middle of the ring, prompting Jumbo‘s eyes to light up. COACH Oh no, not the XL Splash. COLE This is gonna be the shortest match in Anderson Cup history. Fortunately for Danny, Scott climbs in and pulls him to safety. COACH Scottish Scott saved his team from elimination. COLE At least for now. The Last Kings regroup and Scottish Scott tags in. He and Jumbo lockup and Scott lands a knee to the gut, then repeatedly clubs Jumbo across the back. Jumbo reverses a whip and drills Scott with a BIG BOOT. Again he goes for the XL Splash, but nobody’s home as Scott moves. Scott baits Deuce inside and the Last Kings pummel Jumbo with rapid-fire double axe handle smashes ala Demolition. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Danny exits to Esther’s applause and receives the tag. Up top he goes, only to be caught in a BEARHUG on the way down! Danny quickly thumbs the eye and attempts a PUMPHANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM. Needless to say, Danny can’t even get the big guy inches off the ground. Jumbo counters with a hip block and tags Deuce. COLE Well, that was foolish. COACH You gotta give Danny Boy an A for effort, though. Falcon Arrow plants Danny mid-ring, and then Deuce signals for THE FLYING HEADBUTT, prompting Queen Esther to rush over to the corner. QUEEN ESTHER Excuse me? Excuse me, kind sir? Could you please not dive off the top? Intentional or not, Esther distracts Deuce long enough for him to be hit by a dropkick and fall to the floor. COLE Oh, come on. COACH Come on, what? COLE You don’t think Queen Esther distracted Deuce on purpose? COACH I have no doubt she wanted to spare her man pain, but not inflict any on Deuce. It’s not her fault he didn’t keep an eye out on his opponent. The referee keeps Danny at bay while Scottish Scott works over Deuce outside. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Scott rolls Deuce back in and the Last Kings tag. Scott stomps the tattooed head of Deuce and then drops down to choke him! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-- Scott waits till the very end to break. Quick tag ensues and Danny Boy performs a springboard cross body splash! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! We get another quick tag after Danny rams Deuce into the knee of Scott. Scott whips Deuce into the ropes and connects with a clubbing clothesline. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Scott sets Deuce for a piledriver, but Deuce counters with a backdrop, rolls under a clothesline, decks Danny and drills Scott with a dropkick! COLE The Flaming Gigolo on fire. Jumbo tags in and delivers THE XL SPLASH~!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" But first the referee orders Deuce out of the ring, allowing Danny to dive off the top rope to drill Jumbo with the HANDLE of Scott’s SPIKED CLUB!! COLE Damn him! Danny places Scott on top and exits. The count. DEUCE :huh: ONE! TWO! THREE!!! The bell sounds as Deuce is late breaking up the pin. * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, advancing to the semifinals… DANNY BOY and SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Queen celebrates with her men. COLE The Last Kings of Scotland steal the victory, which means they’ll face COD in the semi-finals, Coach. COACH No doubt they’ll be the heavy underdogs, just as they were tonight. But Scottish Scott and Danny Boy showed they’ll do anything to win. COD better not take them lightly or they won’t make it to the finals. COLE Our final first round bout next week will see the Heavenly Rockers take on Citizen Soldiers. COACH The Heavenly Rockers said it would be a piece of cake and I’m not one to doubt them. COLE Stay with us, folks. HeldDOWN~! continues after this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
