Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2010 BUFFER OAOAST Marks, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! “Tom Sawyer“ by Rush cues and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez leads the Can-Am Assassins ringside. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers. Led down the aisle by LINDSAY GONZALEZ, at a total combine weight of 488 pounds… “AFTER HOURS” FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM AAAASSSSAAAASSSSSINNNNSSSS!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Strutter poses on the middle turnbuckle while Pantera stretches, knee bandaged and all. COLE There you see the knee of Ken Pantera heavily taped after he was sneak-attacked by the LDC Moneygang this past weekend on OAOAST Syndicated. In case you missed, here‘s what happened. [b][color="purple"]Courtesy: OAOAST Syndicated This Past Weekend[/b][/color] [quote]Some poor jobber is placed in THE FULL NELSON and swung around by Pantera. VENTURA It’s all over but the crying, Schiavone. This guy won’t last long. The jobber submits. SCHIAVONE Right you are, Jesse. VENTURA I’m always right. Don’t you forget it. SCHIAVONE Big win for the Can-Am Assassins heading into Anglepalooza this Sunday on pay-per… Wait a second! The LDC Moneygang hit the ring and all hell breaks loose as they and the CAA go at it. Pantera sends Reiger down and goes to assist Strutter, but Reiger pops up and delivers a devastating chop block! SCHIAVONE Oh--Oh, no. VENTURA Pantera made a costly mistake and paid for it. Never turn your back on an opponent. OAOAST official swarm the area to restore order.[/quote] COLE In many people’s minds the uncrown tag team champions, tonight the Can-Am Assassins get another shot at the gold and this time the odds are even with Lindsay Gonzalez in their corner to combat Lorelei DeCenzo. COACH Like that sweet little angel would interfere. And I know what you’re gonna say, Cole, so don’t bother. Lorelei’s gone over that twice already. She was just looking for her missing contact lens. COLE And I’m really straight. Give me a break! “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits to a fairly large pop, but not enough to completely drown out the boo birds. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO… at a total combine weight of 420 pounds, THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR., SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! Flanked by green and gold spotlights, Reiger plays to the hometown crowd. His partner, a Boston native, isn’t so warmly received, however. CMJ heckled by obnoxious Yankees fans still basking in the glory of their 27th championship. COLE We always knew New Yorkers were a unique bunch and they’re proving it again tonight. COACH Translation: you can’t believe a lot of them are cheering for the LDC Moneygang. The pre-match garb is removed and the titles are handed to referee Charles Robinson, who holds them up for all to see. After some last second words both teams are ready to go. * DINGDINGDING * CMJ and Strutter elect to start, but a loud “WE WANT REIGER” chants prompts a change. Reiger struts in and offers a NY handshake, which Strutter swats away in favor of a HIGH ROUNDHOUSE KICK! LORELEI :angry: Reiger rolls outside for a breather, but too close to the ropes he gets leveled by a baseball slide! Strutter dumps him back in and performs a SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA!! ONE! TWO! SAVE BY CMJ! Pantera enters and the Can-Am Assassins double-team CMJ. They deck CMJ with a double back elbow and then Pantera press slams Strutter onto him! Reiger charges forward, but Strutter ducks a wild right and executes a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX with an assist from Pantera, who simultaneously delivers a clothesline! The count. ONE! TWO! NO! Reiger gets the shoulder up. The CAA tag following a snap suplex and Pantera drops a big elbow. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera looks to ram Reiger into the buckle, but Reiger puts on the brakes and Pantera crashes in. Reiger proceeds to unload in the corner, which includes choking Pantera with the draw string of his shorts! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! Luckily for Reiger, he disguises the choke well enough to trick the ref into thinking it’s with his hand, not string. CMJ tags in and immediately delivers a series of leg strikes. COLE We knew it was a matter of time before the LDC Moneygang went after the leg they targeted again this past weekend on OAOAST Syndicated. CMJ drapes Pantera’s legs across the middle and drives the knee in repeatedly. But a clubbing blow from Pantera knocks CMJ off his feet. COACH That’s gonna feel like getting hit with a hammer, Cole. Pantera is freakishly strong. Pantera hobbles towards his corner only to be taken down by CMJ, who then slams Pantera’s leg into the mat. CMJ attempts a single-leg crab, but again Pantera strikes him hard, which leads to a CAA tag. And Strutter enters a house afire. He whips CMJ into the ropes and makes the cover following a POWERSLAM! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Strutter plants CMJ mid-ring with a FALLAWAY SLAM, and then delivers a TOP ROPE FLYING ELBOW! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Strutter moves and Reiger knee drops his partner! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE No love for CMJ in New York. Strutter brings CMJ and Reiger together for an impromptu meeting of the minds, knocking Reiger out to the floor where Lorelei pleads with him to get back in, no doubt feeling the tag titles slipping away. On the other side, Lindsay Gonzalez takes joy in Lorelei’s discomfort. But it’s Strutter who feels the pain after CMJ reverses a whip and Reiger knees him in the back. Strutter falls into the clutches of CMJ and a T-BONE SUPLEX! COACH Harvardplex! Reiger gets the tag and attempts a slingshot double stomp, but Strutter puts the hands up and dumps him outside! COLE Boy did that backfire. Strutter pops to his feet and wipes Reiger out with a SUICIDE DIVE! Reiger is thrown back in and drilled by a MISSLE DROPKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera tags in and gorilla press slams Reiger, who then lures the strongman into false sense of security by calling for time, only to grab the tights and fling Pantera face-first into top turnbuckle! Pantera falls to the seat of his pants and Reiger follows up with a running knee to the face! COACH Blood is the New Black! COLE Could this be it? Reiger drags Pantera away from the corner and covers him. ONE! TWO! NO! Reiger gives Pantera a mock round of applause and then sets for a suplex, but Pantera blocks it and delivers one himself! Reiger quickly tags out and CMJ stuns Pantera stun with another round of leg strikes. Irish uppercuts follow, but Pantera reverses a whip and places CMJ in a BEARHUG on the rebound! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Lorelei hears it as she hops on the apron to grab the referee‘s attention, but it also attracts Lindsay and the MSG faithful go crazy in anticipation of a cat fight. Charles Robinson plays peacemaker as Reiger leaps off the top in a blindside attack, but Pantera turns and CMJ is the one nailed by a double axe handle! Pantera then puts both LDCMG members in a bear hug! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE What strength exhibited by Ken Pantera! CMJ and Reiger thumb Pantera in the eyes to break free. Then they try to whip him across, but Pantera pulls them both in for a clothesline! COACH This homecoming is turning into a nightmare for the LDC Moneygang, Cole. Pantera fires CMJ in for a POWERSLAM! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera executes a double underhook stall suplex and looks to follow with a knee drop, but CMJ moves and the strongman jams the knee into the canvas. And like a shark smelling blood, CMJ jumps on Pantera. He drags him to the corner and BASHES the leg against the RINGPOST! Again. And again. Pantera tries to crawl away only to have his foot grabbed by CMJ. The LDCMG tag and Reiger delivers his trademark SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP… ONTO THE LEG! LORELEI :) Looking to weaken the knee further, Reiger applies an INDIAN DEATHLOCK. COLE Spencer Reiger digging deep into his bag of tricks. COACH Yeah. CMJ is the expert of the team at submission holds. Obviously he’s shared his knowledge, as a good partner would. COLE You’ve never shared anything with me. COACH We could resurrect Einstein and have him teach you everything he knows and you’d still be worthless! COLE :( The legs still death locked, Reiger brides back to place Pantera in a reverse chinlock, which proves to be a mistake as Pantera easily breaks the grip. But rather than panic Reiger delivers a measured knee drop and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Standing dropkick knocks Pantera outside, where CMJ gives him a STUN GUN ON THE GUARDRAIL while the ref and Strutter are distracted by Reiger. COLE Cambridge Curse on the guardrail! Oh my! COACH I wouldn’t be surprised if Ken Pantera is out cold, Cole. CMJ rolls Pantera back in and Reiger makes a nonchalant cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! Reiger flips his lid and berates the referee over a supposed slow count. The ref shoots back and Reiger drops his claim. CMJ tags in and shoves Pantera into the corner for a combination of Irish uppercuts, knife-edge chops and leg strikes. Pantera returns fire and nearly escapes the LDCMG corner, but CMJ trips him up and the LDCMG debut a new double-team move: a HIGH-LIFTING GERMAN SUPLEX/INVERTED TOP ROPE BULLDOG!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” The count. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY STRUTTER! Reiger and Strutter exchange words as CMJ slaps on THE FIGURE-4 on Pantera! “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Right in Pantera’s face, referee Charles Robinson doesn’t see Reiger stick his feet through the ropes to push down on CMJ for additional leverage. COLE Turn around, ref! Of course Reiger is far away by the time Robinson does indeed look behind. Reiger sneaks the feet back in the second Robinson shifts his attention back to Pantera. That brings in Strutter who’s quickly restrained. COACH That’s a rookie mistake from a veteran like Felix Strutter. He’s letting his emotion get the better of him right now. COLE It’s certainly understandable given the stakes involved: the One & Only World tag team championship. Order restored, Reiger again sticks his feet through the ropes and this time Strutter gets past the ref. COACH Uh-oh. Reiger’s in big trouble here. Strutter knees CMJ upside the head and turns Reiger, who’s straddling the middle rope, into a human seesaw by slapping his legs down after every blow to get another one in! COLE New York’s Finest may be New York’s ugliest by the time Felix Strutter gets done with him. CMJ waistlocks Strutter from behind but eats an elbow, then stumbles into Pantera and a TRAPPED ARM BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Physically exhausted, Pantera uses the ropes to pull himself up, but Reiger runs down the apron and nails him with an ENZIGURI! CMJ makes the cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Where did Pantera find the strength to kick out, Cole? COLE I don’t know, but the crowd sure appreciates the heart and determination of Ken Pantera. And who thought we’d be saying that? Reiger tags in and delivers a MOONSAULT… BUT PANTERA GETS THE KNEES UP!! REIGER :o COLE That expression says it all. COACH Yeah, but it hurt Pantera just as much since he used his knees. Pantera crawls to his corner as Reiger tags out. CMJ rushes in and grabs the leg, but Pantera turns on his back and kicks CMJ off with his good leg, then tags Strutter! COLE Ohhhhh my! Strutter blocks a right and unloads. He whips CMJ in for a BAAAAAACK body drop and follows up with a DOUBLE-ARM DDT! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Strutter attempts a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, but CMJ drops down and tries to apply THE BOSTON STRANGLER. Strutter counters out into a hammerlock and then executes a TIGER SUPLEX!! ONE! TWO! THR-- NO!! REIGER MAKES THE SAVE! COLE The Can-Am Assassins a half a count away from becoming the tag team champions. The LDCMG pummel Strutter and then whip him in for a double clothesline. Unbeknownst to them, however, a blind tag by Pantera. COACH The champs are going for the Spike Reiger Counter not realizing a tag’s been made, Cole. Pantera gives them the message, clubbing Reiger across the back and slamming CMJ off the middle rope. Strutter dropkicks Reiger outside and takes him down with a slingshot cross body as CMJ is placed in THE FULL NELSON! COLE Are we gonna see new champions? As Reiger and Strutter brawl on the floor, Lorelei climbs on the apron and again is met by Lindsay. The two argue before Lorelei fires the first shot, A SLAP TO THE FACE! LINDSAY :angry: COACH Forget about it, Lindsay. I say kiss and make up. Lindsay retaliates and Lorelei desperately seeks shelter inside, but Charles Robinson keeps her from entering. Suddenly there’s a commotion in the crowd, the result of THEODORE MONEYMAKER running into the ring and CLIPPING THE KNEE OF PANTERA! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Hey, it’s Teddy. COLE Where the hell has he been?!? Moneymaker flees like a thief in the night while Pantera gets himself trapped in THE BOSTON STRANGLER! COLE Don’t tell me it’s gonna end like this. Pantera refuses to tap despite being choked out. Meanwhile, Reiger shoves Strutter into the ring post and comes to Lorelei’s aid. With Pantera unresponsive referee Charles Robinson has no choice but to call for the bell. * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO… at a total combine weight of 420 pounds, THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR., SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! “The World is Mine” plays as Moneymaker awards the titles to the LDC Moneygang. COLE Whether you like him or hate him, you gotta admire the guts of Ken Pantera. He never quit, he passed out from the pain. COACH There’s no denying the toughness of strongman Ken Pantera, but when people look in the record books it’s gonna show the LDC Moneygang as winners. Though the match is over, the humiliation is not. Lorelei produces a pair of CLIPPERS and Axe shampoo. COLE Oh, come on. Is this really necessary? You’ve won the damn match. Lorelei begins to rather Pantera’s hair when MARV and MEL, THE CHRIST AIR EXPRESS chase Moneymaker and company away. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" A staredown ensues between the champs and CAE. COACH What are these idiots doing interfering in other people’s business? COLE To prevent a disgusting act from taking place. COACH Geez, Cole, they were gonna shave Pantera bald, not sodomize him. Maybe if they had been Los Diablos de Fuego. COLE There's a lovely image. Uh, I mean disgusting thought! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
