Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2010 [i][size=4][color=#FF0000][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] The familiar music of the Heavenly Rockers play them down the multicolored lit stage. BUFFER This is a semi-final Anderson Cup bout! Introducing first, accompanied by HOLLY… COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the only rock n' wrestling band that matters... SYNTH ABDUL-JABBAR and LOGAN “MACHO MACHO” MANN… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY ROCKERS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What a match-up this should be. One of the most heated rivalries in OAOAST history renewed with a trip to the 2010 Anderson Cup Finals at stake. COACH They’re both chasing history too, Cole. No team has ever won the Anderson Cup twice. “Slither” by Velvet Revolver interrupts Synth and Abdullah’s pre-match prayer session. BUFFER And their opponents, from the O.C., total combine weight 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" OAOAST Marks flock to the guardrails to get up close with two of their favorites. COLE This place is going crazy! COACH Imagine what it’s gonna be like in Vegas for AngleMania IX. Not working by the hour, the Heavenly Rockers immediately pounce on the longtime rivals. * DINGDINGDING * Simon and Ned return fire to seize control of the situation. They whip Synth and Logan in for a pair of BAAAAAACK body drops, and then knock them out to the floor. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Abdullah reorganizes his men and sends them back for battle, only for them to charge into stereo hip tosses! Synth rolls outside and gets wiped out by a SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY as Ned covers Logan! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Logan crosses his heart as he calls for a cease-fire. COLE Logan not looking so MACHO now. Logan extends his hand to Ned, which to the surprise of many is accepted. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" LOGAN (to crowd) :angry: (to Ned) J Ned is no dummy, he realizes this is a ploy, hence the quick duck under from a WICKED LEFT HOOK~! LOGAN :huh: Logan’s expression changes again following an atomic drop. LOGAN :o COACH I thought Ned’s supposed to be a good guy, Cole. What’s he doing still hustling? COLE He’s just fighting fire with fire. Simon tags in and the O.C. Cobras hit THE DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Logan reverses a whip and Synth knees Simon in the back. That leads to a tag and a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Snyth stomps Simon before heading up top, but pauses to praise the heavens, allowing Ned to shake the top rope and cause Synth to CROTCH himself on the turnbuckle! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon tags out and Ned comes in firing. He decks Synth with a back elbow and nails Logan on the apron for good measure! COACH Where‘s the outrage, Cole? You’d be whining had it been the other way around. Ned spikes the point of the elbow into Synth’s heart and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY LOGAN! Ned slams Synth as Logan is escorted back to his corner. A tag follows and so does the dropping of THE ATOMIC BLOND…BUT SYNTH GETS THE KNEES UP!!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Logan tags in and floors Simon with a running double axe handle smash to the face! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Logan introduces Simon violently to the buckle and then hammers him with an array of short left jabs to the face and body. But Logan makes the mistake of paint brushing the blond and has the tables turned on him! * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Logan reverses a whip but Simon leapfrogs him and delivers a cross body on the rebound! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Logan rakes the eyes and dumps Simon outside. COLE The referee better keep a watchful eye here. You’ve got 4 devious people in the Heavenly Rockers corner. COACH Like a best friend, religious leader/promoter, good wife and head of security would do anything illegal, Cole. Just as Coach finishes his sentence Colonel Abdullah punches Simon and Holly kicks him. Again. And again. COLE What do you have to say now, Coach? COACH Rape? COLE Give me a break. Simon is tossed back in and the Heavenly Rockers tag. Synth scrolls in cool as a cucumber and spikes Simon with a PILEDRIVER! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY NED! Synth shoves Ned from behind and gets leveled. As the referee restrains Ned, Logan enters to give Simon a DDT, but a LOW BLOW puts a stop to that! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Oh, my! COACH What blatant disregard for the rules, Cole. Not to mention an act of desperation. “SIMON” chants ring throughout once again as he seeks to make the all important tag, but Synth grabs a leg and brings Simon up to his feet. SYNTH You ain’t so bad now, huh? Simon responds with an ENZIGURI~! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The O.C. Cobras tag and Ned comes in kicking ass, leveling the Heavenly Rockers on numerous occasions. DOUBLE COCONUT sends Logan out to the floor and Synth into a STUN GUN! Abdullah hops on the apron and is met by Ned. The Colonel does his best lawyer’s plea to no avail, as Ned readies to drill him, but the sound of footsteps cause him to move and Synth collides with Abdullah! Synth stumbles back into a SCHOOL BOY! ONE! TWO! THR-- NO!! SAVE BY LOGAN! Simon re-enters and all hell breaks loose. COACH We’ve got all 4 men going at it, Cole. COLE They’re sweaty and half naked too! Logan and Simon take their fight out to the floor while Ned positions Synth for THE SLINGSHOT SUPLEX as the ref desperately tries to get Logan and Simon back on the apron. That allows QUIZ to sneak in and blast Ned with a BIG BOOT! COLE Damn him! Quiz places Synth on top and exits. COACH Logan’s got Simon trapped in the corner, Cole. The count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, advancing to the 2010 Anderson Cup Finals… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY ROCKERS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" “Heart-Shaped Box“ by Nirvana cues as Abdullah shoves the ref aside to raise the Heavenly Rockers‘ arms in victory. COLE The Heavenly Rockers stole one, damn it! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" TEAM HEYROSS run-in to inform the referee of what happened, only to be ambushed by the Heavenly Rockers! COACH I’m glad to see there’s still justice in the world, Cole. Team Heyross came out here to attack the Heavenly Rockers and got the tables turned on them. COLE Oh, please. Team Heyross fight back and the Heavenly Rockers retreat. COLE Look at that. The Heavenly Rockers leaving with their tail between their legs. COACH No, you idiot. They’re living to fight another day. COLE Fans, we gotta take a break. Stay with us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
