Syndicated 2/17/10

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The Deadly Alliance, sans Mr. Dick, made their way out to the ring to start the show. Reject was very complinmentary towards Mr. Dick, lauding him for winning the Lethal Rumble, and said he couldn't wait to meet him at the Deadliest AngleMania of all time. TK complained about MD's actions during the duo's tag team match on HeldDOWN~!, and Reject said it would all blow over. He said that all that mattered was that the OAOAST World title would stay with the Deadly Alliance through AngleMania IX.

 

***Holly W/Abdullah Abir Nerdly Vs Jade W/ 2010 Manager of the year Maya Duncan-Blanchard***

 

With Jade’s family facing Holly’s family for the Anderson Cup at Nerdly Spectacular, things were very intense between these two young ladies. Holly fought fierce and furious with brawling offense. But Jade would go onto counter with some theatrical cruiserweight moves, reminiscent of her mother. But Jade had no defense against Abdullah Abir Nerdly who’s interference allowed Holly to take control of the contest. The Mirage (twisting fisherman’s suplex) nearly got a victory for the Angel Of Death. But thanks to support from her sister and the audience, Jade manage to fight back. The two lovely combatants traded near falls as the audience sat on the edge of their seat. Abdullah attempted to distract the referee, and found success in such a venture. But he paid a costly price as Maya pulled him off the apron and decked him with a KIDology. But as this was going on Logan snuck into the ring and gave Jade a Percussion DDT! Holly was able to pick up an easy victory after that. The Rocker trio stood stall with no COD threat forthcoming. Alix and Krista, obv too famous for Syndicated television. Did you ever see Morgan Freeman on Pacific Blue? Pacific Blue wasn't a syndicated show you say? I say you can suck a dick, no homo.

 

Winner:Holly, via pinfall

 

Mariachi stood with Maggie Nerdly to give an interview about his partner Moracca. Mariachi stated that Moracca had retired from pro wrestling after doctors recommended he do so following the brutal attack from Quiz. Mariachi promised the three R’s for Quiz revenge, retribution, and RAPE! Soon Lorelei interrupted the interview to tease Maggie about her smallish waif like build and that her tiny body would be embarrass her at the Nerdly Spectacular when she (Lorlei) stripped her naked! Fiery as always Maggie didn’t appreciate the insults and a catfight ensued. Mariachi shrieked as scantily clad females were teased to be present in front of his woman-hating eyes. But he was put out of his heterosexual miserey when Quiz attacked him from behind with a BIG BOOOOOOOOOOOT! Quiz then stood stall as wrestling's largest gay basher.

 

Tony Brannigan conducted a podium interview with the Christ Air Express, who hyped their upcoming tag title match against the LDC Moneygang at the Nerdly Spectacular, promising to stay late and take a photo with every fan in the arena after they win the titles. "We're gonna make the Enterprise file for chapter 7!" concluded MEL.

 

2010 King Of The Ring Qualifying Match

***CPA -VS- Shayne Brave w/2010 Manager of the year Maya Blanchard-Duncan***

A big disparity in size and strength faced "Showtime" Shayne in this one. That didn't dampen Shayne's enthusiasm and he took the fight to CPA, fast and furious from the opening bell. CPA was given the run around for a little while and almost caught out with a couple of pinning cradles. All it took was one, hard bodypunch to cut off Shayne though. From that point on CPA dominated. Slowly picking Shayne apart, CPA took his sweet time. And Shayne's only resistance was escaping a Dominator, only to miss with a twisting bodypress attempt off the top, leaving himself prone for the match-winning Gigaton Punch.

 

Winner: CPA, via pinfall

 

The Love Doctors stood on the interview podium with Tony Brannigan. They explained the reason they haven’t stepped in the ring in several weeks was for their own protection. They labeled the OAOAST tag teams as jealous savages who would dare harm their stunning looks. The Docs said until the OAOAST ensures that their comely features will not be placed in any danger they will not compete in a match. The audience booed such blatant nonsense and cowardice. The Love Docs just trynna stay fly 2 dey die, brehs, ain’t no need to get ya hate on.

 

2010 King Of The Ring Qualifying Match

***Detective Bosley -VS- Baron Windels w/Melody Nerdly***

Both these men had tag team partners in the tournament already, but only one could join them. The opening exchanges saw the two powerhouses testing each other's mettle. A battle of shoulder tackles ended up even. And a test of strength was broken by Bosley, determined not to be out-MANed by anyone. The two agile bigmen went toe to toe for most of the match, both impressing. Bosley's springboard back elbow matches by Baron's flying lariat from the top in terms of impressive feats of agility. In the end, Bosley struggled to keep his Texan opponent on the defensive for any significant amount of time and eventually Baron started to get the motors going. A big Bulldog set Bosley up for the big Texas Lariat, but Bosley surprised Windels with a flying roundhouse and almost stole the victory. Not trying his luck with his brainbuster, Bosley instead tried to finish Baron off with the Justifiable Homicide (Unprettier). Baron shoved Bosley off and NAILED him with the big diving lariat though. After a series of reversals and a missed roundhouse from the crack Detective, Baron then scored with the Brigham Young Cocktail and advanced on to the King Of The Ring field of eight!

 

Winner: Baron Windels, via pinfall