Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2010 "It's Not My Time" by 3 Doors Down hits to a warm reception. MELISSA The following quarter final King of the Ring bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from Peoria, Illinois... weighing 220 pounds… wrestling's last real good guy... "GENTLEMAN" TTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM CCAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Like a politician in campaign mode, Cash shakes hands and smiles to the people, except he genuinely likes them. COLE As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, Tim Cash is solo tonight. OAOAST officials ruling earlier in the day to bar from ringside the respective partners of CPA and Tim Cash due to both team’s history. COACH I don’t agree with the decision, Cole. Just because Baron Windels can’t play by the rules doesn’t mean Bosley should be punished as well. "In The Air Tonight" by Non-point cues and CPA heads to the ring smoking a cigar. BUFFER And his opponent, from Miami, Florida, weighing 280 pounds, V.I.C.E. member CHRISTOPHER PATRICK ALLEN... C... P... A!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CPA sets his cigar down in the corner and crackles his neck/knuckles. * DINGDINGDING * Being the gentleman that he is, Cash offers CPA a handshake, but instead gets kicked in the gut and press slammed! COACH :lol: COLE There’s nothing funny about that one bit. Cash was being a gentleman and CPA acted like a damn bully. Maybe he should’ve offered a fist bump. COACH Now that’s just racist. CPA charges forward, but Cash drops down and CPA tumbles outside! SUICIDE DIVE follows and Cash rolls back in to assist the ref with the 10 count. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! CPA begins to stir. FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! CPA re-enters and gets wrapped up in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Cash’s fast strike offense continues, this time with a MISSILE DROPKICK that knocks CPA back outside. COLE His strategy is just like we thought it‘d be -- hit and run -- but I don’t think that’s what Cash wanted there. COACH Nope. Cash is smart enough to realize if he’s gonna beat CPA it’s gotta be with something quick, hence the small package and missile dropkick. No way can he get the Sling on him. Cash attempts to capitalize with a SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY, but he’s caught midair and RAMMED into the RINGPOST! Again. And again! CPA slams Cash hard on the floor and returns inside coolly. COACH Talk about poetic justice, Mikey. Cash tried to pickup a cheap one earlier via count out and now he may lose that way. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! Cash uses the apron to pull himself up and CPA decides to bring him in the hard way… but Cash floats over and executes a SCHOOL BOY! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Cash ducks a clotheslines and springboards off the middle rope, right into a FRONT SPINEBUSTER!!! COLE Vintage CPA! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! CPA lifts Cash off the mat and delivers a delayed vertical suplex, followed by a succession of elbow drops. COACH He’s just toying with him now, Cole. CPA scoops Cash up and drives him hard into the buckle. Kevin Nash-style corner back elbows follow until the ref instructs CPA to let Cash out of the corner. CPA backs away and then charges full speed ahead, but Cash moves and connects with a BACKBRAIN WHEELKICK! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" CPA falls to his knees and Cash slaps on an old school SLEEPER HOLD! COLE Do Not Resuscitate! CPA struggles to his feet and snaps Cash over, then shoots out of the corner and blasts Cash with THE GIGATON PUNCH!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * CPA grabs his cigar and enjoys a few good puffs as “In the Air Tonight” plays. MELISSA Advancing to the next round of the King of the Ring tournament… CPA!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Heck of an effort by Tim Cash, but CPA was too much for him to handle. COACH I get that all the time from chicks. COLE Oh, brother. Fans, we’ll be back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
