Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2010 We cut to a dressing room, where... [IMG=http://www.laht.com/music/DaddyYankee.jpg] [b]COLOMBIAN HEAT[/b] and... [IMG=http://www.nitrolicious.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/avril-lavigne.jpg] [b]MAGGIE NERDLY[/b] are standing by. The crowd cheers. Colombian Heat is in his wrestling attire and is pacing back and forth. Maggie, wearing a black Minor Threat T-shirt, necklace, purple bracelets, purple nail polish, a gold watch on her right wrist, a black wrist band on her left wrist, a purple ruffled skirt, black knee high socks with purple stripes and black Converse sneakers, is sitting on a table. Maggie is whistling when the door opens, and... [IMG=http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rey-mysterio-unmasked.jpg] [b]THA PUERTO RICAN[/b] appears to the crowd’s delight. THA PUERTO RICAN Hey guys. MAGGIE NERDLY Hey babe! PRL and Maggie give each other a hug and a kiss. COLOMBIAN HEAT Sup, bro? Colombian Heat high fives his longtime best friend and then pulls him in for a hug. THA PUERTO RICAN Nothin’ much. So, looks like we all had an interesting night last Thursday! HEAT Yo, man, I’s had it! I’s had Landon right where I’s wanted him! But I’s made one mistake! ONE mistake! And that cost me, dawg! Man, I’s could have been King! I’s could have been da King of da Ring! I’d would have been da illest King EVER! But I done messed up, and now, I’s got nothin’. PRL Hey, don’t sweat it, man. You got me. You got us! As much as it pains me to know that you lost to freakin’ Landon Maddix, and that Landon is now the…ugh…King Of The Ring…at least I can go to sleep at night knowing that he didn’t pull any B.S. on you, and that, no matter how hard he tries, the crown will never AND THA PUERTO RICAN MEANS NEVER make him look good. Plus, the crown won’t be able to hide his stupid haircut. So, at least there’s that. All Hail King Dork! HEAT HAIL KING DORK! HA! HA! HA! HA! PRL, Maggie and Heat all share a laugh along with the crowd before P.R. continues talking. THA PUERTO RICAN Yes. Well, I did a pretty damn good job sending James Riggs back to obscurity last week. Not too hard. Quite easy, really. No sweat off my back. But, I think we can all agree that you, little missy, had the most interesting night of us all! Maggie blushes as the crowd hoots and hollers, remembering the very exciting and very stimulating Evening Gown Pillow Fight from seven days prior. MAGGIE Oh, well, hehe, it was no big deal. I had fun. It certainly wasn’t something that I do all the time! THA PUERTO RICAN I would hope not! Swinging pillows at my ex-fiancée while in your bra and panties. That better not be business as usual! Although, I can’t help but find that strangely erotic at the same time. Are you sure you and Lindsay don’t have secret meetings where all you do is have pillow fights in your underwear? And can I come to the next meeting? MAGGIE Hahahahahaha! P.R., no! Last Thursday night was the last time I ever wanted to interact with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. Trust me on that one! Unless she wins the OAOAST Women's Title again, of course! HEAT Yo, Maggie, as a close friend and confidant, I gotta say tha following, but I say dis wit da utmost respek: DAMN GIRL, YOU WERE LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE LAST THURSDAY! SHAWTI GOT BACK, YO! SHAWTI GOT BACK! Maggie giggles while PRL gives his best friend The People’s Eyebrow. PRL Yo, bro, easy with that. Remember who you’re talking to! HEAT I know. I know. She’s your girl. Just dat, I’s see a fine lady with barely anything on, and I go nuts, you know what I’m sayin’? PRL Hey, I don’t blame you! I’m pretty damn sure that you weren’t the only one who enjoyed that match! MAGGIE The match that I won, by the way! Don’t forget that! PRL Yes, but I could have done without having the entire OAOAST Galaxy see you in your underwear. “YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Tha Puerto Rican looks up to the ceiling. THA PUERTO RICAN Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I heard that! Don’t think I didn’t hear that cheer, Lightning Bolts! You know that I love you guys, but watch it! I’m not gonna share her with ANYBODY! She be mine! Colombian Heat and Maggie Nerdly just watch as Tha Puerto Rican talks to the ceiling. The fans, who have all clearly heard PRL, just laugh and chant his name. THA PUERTO RICAN Oh well. At least you were partly covered. At least you weren’t bucky ball naked. MAGGIE …until later that night. THA PUERTO RICAN And that was in front of an audience of one. PRL and Maggie both nod and giggle. PRL licks his lips while Maggie winks at her boyfriend. The crowd hoots and hollers as PRL and Maggie embrace and lock eyes with each other, both of them smiling a wide smile. The two lovebirds give each other Eskimo kisses while Colombian Heat plays the role of the third wheel. COLOMBIAN HEAT Ugh. Get a room, yo. THA PUERTO RICAN Already got the room key! COLOMBIAN HEAT :rolleyes: MAGGIE So, what’s going on for tonight? You told us that you had a surprise. That someone else was in the car with you. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yeah, man. I haven’t seen you dis excited in a long time. You didn’t come with me or Maggie to tha arena cuz you were pickin’ dis person up at the airport. Who is it? PRL There indeed was somewhere else with me. Someone you guys might recognize. HEAT Daddy Yankee? THA PUERTO RICAN No. MAGGIE Richard Marx? PRL No. HEAT The dude that played Harry Potter? PRL Nope. MAGGIE Barry Horowitz? PRL Eh…close. He’s definitely a wrestler. But he’s most certainly a better wrestler than Barry Horowitz! I have been trying and trying to get him into the OAOAST for the longest time, but it wasn’t until last week that he finally signed his contract! So, now, we can proudly welcome him into the One And Only AngleSault Thread! Tha Puerto Rican opens the door to the dressing room. THA PUERTO RICAN You can come in now! [IMG=http://www.nuvo.net/files/imagecache/800px_w_aspect_watermark/article_images/JohnLeguizamo.jpg] A handsome young man who is a couple of inches shorter than Tha Puerto Rican enters the room. He is slimmer than PRL and has spiky black hair, brown eyes and a black goatee. He is wearing an earring in his right ear, a white T-shirt with a red buttoned down dress shirt over it, a leather jacket, a gold watch on his right wrist, a silver ring on his right hand, a silver chain around his neck, black dress pants with a leather belt and black dress shoes. He removes his aviator sunglasses and takes a good look at Heat and Maggie. The crowd is wondering who this man is, but Heat and Maggie clearly recognize him. THA PUERTO RICAN Guys, you remember my brother: Victor Perez Quagmire! HEAT Victor! Sup, holmes!? VICTOR PEREZ QUAGMIRE Sup, Heat! How you been? Heat and Victor high five each other and then Victor pulls Heat in for a hug. HEAT Nothin’ much. Same as always. Just hustlin’, workin’ on mah grind, tryin’ to keep mah head above water. You know how we do! VICTOR Right. Right. I feel ya, Heat. HEAT Yeah boy! Victor turns his attention to Maggie and gives her a warm hug, a hug that you give someone that you haven’t seen in a long time. VICTOR Hey Maggie! I missed ya! MAGGIE Hey Victor! Good to see you again! VICTOR You treating my brother right? MAGGIE Haha. You know I am! You know I can’t keep my hands off of him! VICTOR I know. He truly cares about you. He never shuts up about you! MAGGIE Awww, really? VICTOR Nope. Just kidding. Of course! He’s crazy about you! MAGGIE Awwwww! Maggie glances at her boyfriend and smiles. PRL looks lovingly at his girlfriend before remembering what he was going to say. THA PUERTO RICAN Oh yeah. So, anyway, Victor just signed a contract with the OAOAST. As of right now, he is an official member of the One And Only AngleSault Thread roster! MAGGIE That’s great! HEAT Way to go! MAGGIE Congratulations! VICTOR Thanks, guys. It’s great to finally have my dream come true. I have been wanting to be a professional wrestler my whole life! Tha Puerto Rican, Edward, he’s been my guardian since the day that I was born. I looked up to him. I wanted to follow in his footsteps. He’s not just my older brother, he’s my role model. I wanted to be just like him so badly, and now, in a way, I can. I’m going to continue what he’s started. I’m going to live up to his expectations, to my family’s expectations, to my expectations. The Quagmires are going to become one of professional wrestling’s most powerful families! It started with Tha Puerto Rican, and it will continue on with me: [b]“Virgin Island Thunder” Victor Perez![/b] THA PUERTO RICAN “Virgin Island Thunder”! I like it! VICTOR Thanks. It took me all night to come up with that one! Tha Puerto Rican puts his right arm around his little brother’s shoulders. THA PUERTO RICAN This is only the beginning for you, little brother! Soon, we will become the first brothers to BOTH be OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! Who knows? You might even win the Lethal Rumble before I do! I wouldn’t mind it! You can do it! Go right ahead! The possibilities are endless! I’m so glad that you’re finally here! And I know that Mom is just so happy right now! I’m pretty sure that she was crying, crying tears of joy obviously, when I talked to her earlier. VICTOR Dad was too. PRL Wow. Something finally caused him to crack. Amazing. VICTOR Yeah, wasn’t it? THA PUERTO RICAN You know, being here, in this room. With my brother. My best friend. My girl. The three people in the OAOAST I care about the most. With The Lightning Bolts watching our every move. It just doesn’t get any better than this! VICTOR Yeah. HEAT Yeah. MAGGIE Yeah. PRL, Victor, Maggie and Colombian Heat all stand around and reflect on what Tha Puerto Rican just said. They all have smiles on their faces. There is an awkward silence for a couple of seconds as everyone stops reflecting. COLOMBIAN HEAT Sooooo…do we sing “We Are The World” now? MAGGIE The original or the remake? HEAT Does it matter? PRL Yeah, you’re right, this is getting a little bit *too* mushy for my tastes. Who’s up for some beers? HEAT ME! VICTOR Fine by me! MAGGIE I’m down. VICTOR You’re 19-years-old. MAGGIE I’m legal in Canada. VICTOR Eh, close enough. MAGGIE We don’t all say ‘Eh’. THA PUERTO RICAN Beers it is! And beers are on me! MAGGIE, VICTOR & HEAT YEA! THA PUERTO RICAN And we’re off! Tha Puerto Rican opens the door and exits the dressing room. “Virgin Island Thunder” Victor Perez follows. Colombian Heat follows Victor. Maggie Nerdly follows Heat and closes the dressing room door. The crowd cheers loudly and chants, “BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER!” (Cut to Sofa Central) COACH Tha Puerto Rican’s BROTHER is in the OAOAST now!? COLE Yep. And hopefully, despising Da Coach runs in the family. COACH Damnit! Now I gotta go hide TWICE a show now! COLE You should be hiding all of the time. But I digress. Fans, as you just heard, Tha Puerto Rican’s very own brother, “Virgin Island Thunder” Victor Perez, has joined the OAOAST! I have heard a lot about this young man. Apparently, he is a very talented up and coming high flyer who can soar through the air with the best of them! I cannot wait to see Victor Perez in action in an OAOAST ring hopefully very soon! But, for right now, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites