Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2010 “Thriller” by Fall Out Boy cues and Baron Windels jogs down the aisle slapping hands. BUFFER The following NON-TITLE match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by fellow Citizen Soldier TIM CASH… from San Antonio, Texas, weighing 265 pounds… “THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGER” BBAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOONN WINDELS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BW poses on the middle turnbuckle. COLE About set to go with a grudge match between Baron Windels and OAOAST World Champion Reject. COACH It seems BW is a little BUTT hurt over the comments made last week by the World Champion. COLE They say the truth hurts, but what Reject said last week was false. Baron isn’t weak, he just strongly believes in giving somebody a second chance. “Final Ride” by TRU hits as the stage is lit silver for the World Champion’s entrance. BUFFER His opponent, accompanied by fellow DEADLY ALLIANCE member THUNDERKID… from the Bronx and weighing in at 230 pounds, the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… RRRRRREEEEEJECT!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE This is of course a non-title match, but the title will be on the line when Reject defends against Mr. Dick at AngleMania IX, Sunday night, March 28 live exclusively on pay-per-view. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Mr. Dick sprints down the aisle but is quickly swarmed by OAOAST officials. COACH Speak of the devil. COLE Mr. Dick doesn’t want to wait until AngleMania. He wants Reject now. COACH We’ll be looking for a new challenger if that happens. Reject maintains a safe distance from MD, opting to let OAOAST officials handle the situation. BW decides to take matters into his own hands and tosses Reject inside. * DINGDINGDING * Staggered by Cowboy Bebop elbows, Reject is whipped across for a BAAAAAACK body drop! COLE Baron Windels doesn’t look so weak now, huh, champ? BW plays to the crowd before hammering Reject in the corner. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!!! Reject wobbles out and gets clobbered by a boomerang lariat! COLE MySpace Comeback! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reject reverses a whip but charges into a BIG BOOT! BW signals for a BULLDOG, but Reject uses BW’s momentum to CROTCH him on the middle turnbuckle! BARON :o COACH Say hello to the newest member of the OAOAST glee club, Cole. He’ll be hitting those high notes with ease after that. Reject drags BW away from the corner and stomps the holy hell out of him, all while shouting “DICK! DICK! DICK!” COACH The World Champion sending a message to his opponent at AngleMania, Mr. Dick, Cole. Reject executes a snap suplex, followed by a knee to the throat. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The champ rams BW into the buckle and capitalizes with a series of RVD-style kicks, but BW fights back. Sent for the ride, Reject leapfrogs BW and clotheslines him on the top rope ala Randy Savage! COLE Vintage Reject! Reject poses on the apron before delivering a MISSLE DROPKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reject places BW in a headlock as Tim Cash rallies the crowd behind his partner. Meanwhile, Mr. Dick is seen viewing the match backstage on a monitor. “BARON!” “BARON!” “BARON!” Fueled by the support, BW fires a round of back elbows to escape Reject’s clutches only to run into a knee to the gut. Reject lifts BW to his feet for a GERMAN SUPLEX, but BW counters with a RUSSIAN LEGWEEP! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Too weaken to make the cover, BW uses the ropes to pull himself up and shakes off the cobwebs. He and Reject then come to blows, with BW getting the better end of it. Thumb to the eyes puts a stop to BW’s momentum, and then Reject looks to put him on his back courtesy of a FISHERMAN’S BUSTER… but BW floats over and hooks reject for the BRIGHAM YOUNG COCKTAIL DDT. COLE If Baron hits this it’s all over. But he doesn’t thanks to a LOW BLOW! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Chain reaction. COLE Chain reaction my ass. That was a deliberate low blow. Reject then delivers BW’s EULOGY~!!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here is your winner… THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… RRRRRREEEEEEJECT!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" His arm raised in victory, Reject stuns everyone by offering Tim Cash a handshake. COLE Are you kidding me? COACH Who says Reject is a bad guy? Like the good guy that he is, Cash accepts and receives a EULOGY!! COLE That right there! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Unable to hold back any longer MR. DICK storms the ring. He decks TK and chases after Reject, only for SANDMAN9000 to take him down. Reject then goes to grab a STEEL CHAIR as TK and Sandman put the boots to MD. COLE We’re running low on time, ladies and gentlemen. And we have a brutal assault taking place in the ring. BW struggles to his feet and gets jabbed in the gut by the chair, then walloped across the back. Reject’s sights next turn to Mr. Dick whose arms are restrain by Sandman and legs spread by TK. COACH This takes busting somebody’s balls to a whole new level, Cole. Reject cocks the chair. COLE And we’re out of time! © 2010 OAOAST Entertainment All Rights Reserved. MR. DICK :huh: [b]FADE TO BLACK.[/b] COLE OH, MY! [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVr-vXIa-A[/video] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
