King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2010 "Right Round" by Flo Rida cues and out head The Mardi Gras Hellfire Club, without their Queen but ready to fight. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, to be fought under Relaxed Rules. Introducing first, respreseenting the CUCARACHA KINGDOM... total combi... Buffer suddenly trails off as he, as well as everyone else, spot THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND running down the aisle behind Rico and Lucius. Or, everyone except Rico and Lucius themselves, who don't notice until they're clattered from behind by the vengeful Scots! COLE The Last Kings couldn't wait any longer! And this one is underway in the aisleway! COACH What a cheapshot! *DINGDINGDING* The bell sounds to start the match since, hey, it's relaxed rules. Nothing wrong with a brawl on the ramp. Nothing wrong either with Lucius getting thrown into the guardrail by Danny Boy, while Scottish Scott breaks out the spiked club and chokes Rico with the handle of it. Danny Boy gives Lucius a headbutt sending him staggering down the ramp, while Rico gasps for air. COACH Is it any wonder Queen Esther cast these two off? Look at them! They're savages! Lucius reaches the ring and is grabbed by Danny Boy, his head bounced off the apron. As Lucius stumbles away Danny Boy quickly goes under the ring. And producing a chair, he jams it into Lucius's stomach! COLE We are seeing an all out brawl here. Nothing more than a fight. And the referee is allowed to let this one go as far as he wants tonight. Now it's Lucius being choked, up against the barricade with the edge of the chair, while Rico is brought to the ring by Scottish Scott. Scott throws him inside and hurls the spiked club in after him. However, the club falls too close to Rico and as Scott steps through the ropes, Rico catches him with the point of the club into the midsection. And again. Dragging Scott out from between the ropes, Rico quickly hits a DDT and tries to get the match over quickly... 1... 2... No! Grabbing the club, Rico gives Scott a taste of his own medicine by pressing it into the Scotsman's throat. COACH Yeah! These guys aren't so tough when they're not jumping people from behind, are they Michael? COLE You mean Rico and Lucius? COACH No, the Scots! When did Rico and Lucius jump anyone from behind!? COLE Two weeks ago, during the coronation ceremony! COACH Oh. That was different. As Rico stomps away on Scottish Scott, Danny Boy enters the ring and clubs Rico in the back. Danny Boy throws Rico into the turnbuckles and stomps away in the corner. Meanwhile, Lucius rolls back in, sneaking up on The Braveheart. Danny Boy catches Lucius out of the corner of his eye though. Cutting him off with a boot, Danny then grabs Lucius and flings him into Rico, causing him to spear his own partner! "YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Rico and Lucius try to help each other up, leaving them both in a bad predicament. Across the ring, Danny Boy whips Scottish Scott in and the big Scot crushes BOTH of them with an Avalanche!! COLE Scottish Scott could have smashed through Hadrian's Wall going at that speed! Throwing Rico outside, Scott starts clubbing away at Lucius who is on his knees and clearly winded. Danny Boy follows Rico out and continues the fight on the floor. In the ring, Scott whips Lucius into the ropes. Putting his head down for a backdrop, he gets caught with a kick to the shoulder blade. But as Lucius turns and hits the ropes again Scott recovers and delivers a Powerslam. COLE Big Powerslam from Scottish Scott! But no cover, the Scots want to dish out some more punishment instead. Right on cue Danny Boy procures two more steel chairs. He throws one inside to Scott and keeps one for himself. "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COACH Listen to these people... these bloodthirsty people. They're as bad as The Last Kings are! As Scottish Scott sets his chair up in the corner, Danny Boy rears back... *CRACK!* ...and blasts Rico across the back with his chair! COACH OH! Somebody comfort Queen Esther. I hope she's not watching. Meanwhile, Scottish Scott has the chair wedged between the turnbuckles and is ready to whip Lucius in... but Lucius somehow manages to reverse and it's [i]Scott[/i] who hits the chair spine first! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!" COLE If Queen Esther is watching, I'm sure she'll have enjoyed that. COACH King Landon too. With Scott hurt in the corner, Lucius gets a run up... and hits a CORNER YAKUZA KICK, right to the face! Scott crumbles to the mat and Lucius forces him down onto his shoulders, making the cover... 1... 2... NO! After a bit of effort Lucius gets the chair out from between the turnbuckles. And with Scott down, he takes aim, smashing him across the back! And a second time! Scott rolls over to the ropes and Lucius delivers another shot with him under the bottom rope, before Danny Boy comes back in and grabs Lucius from behind by the EYEBALLS!! LUCIUS AAAHHHHHH!! Giving the eyes a good rake Danny Boy then starts to go to work, clubbering away on Lucius. Something takes Danny Boy's eye at this point. Lucius's fro comb, which has fallen out of his pocket. A good enough weapon for Danny Boy who starts to gouge at Soul's forehead with the comb handle, then jabs it in a couple of times for good measure! COLE Do you think Lucius and Rico are regretting following the King's orders yet? COACH Not at all. What the King decides is the right thing to do, is the right thing to do. COLE Even if it means being forced to fight with two pissed off Scotsmen? Danny Boy gets rid of the comb and hits a double sledge to the back before going for a pin... 1... 2... No! Danny Boy dishes out some more stomps, then grabs the spiked club. COLE Uh-oh! Before he can use it though, Danny spots Rico climbing to the apron. He goes to cut the Brazilian off, but gets caught by Rico who wraps an arm around Danny Boy's throat. Hanging onto the Scot, Rico keeps him neutralised, while Lucius comes over and gives him a kick to the stomach, forcing Danny Boy to drop the club. Still being choked from the apron, Danny Boy is then left wide open for a SPIKED CLUB SHOT right to the midsection!! COLE OH! An unprotected shot with that club, come on! Rico and Lucius lap it up as Danny Boy writhes in pain on the mat, Scottish Scott on the outside hurt as well. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Lucius gets Rico to pick Danny Boy back up and hold him in place, for ANOTHER spiked club shot to the breadbasket! Danny Boy doubles up in pain, stomped in the back by Rico who then strokes his moustache with a smirk on his face while Lucius fluffs his afro. COLE I know this is relaxed rules. But there are relaxed rules and then there are just plain NO rules! COACH You know what else rules? King Landon! He rules the OAOAST, he and his Kingdom, the Kingdom which is standing tall right now while the wannabee "Kings" are flat on their back. "One more" is the call from Lucius, Rico holding Danny Boy in place. As Lucius takes aim this time Danny Boy manages to defend himself, getting his boot up and kicking Lucius in the gut. Sliding back in, Scottish Scott then puts a stop to the second attempt by grabbing the club! Rico throws Danny Boy down, but runs into an elbow off of Scott. Scott quickly ducks the club from Lucius and knocks him down with a big boot to the chest! COLE Scottish Scott isn't on his back anymore Coach! He's up... and what's more, he's got the spiked club! COACH Okay that's enough ref, ding ding ding, DQ! No DQ is coming though, even after Scott takes the club and CLOTHESLINES RICO WITH IT!!! "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Scott grabs the club again and gives A SHOT TO LUCIUS'S RIBS! AND ONE TO THE BACK!! SCOTTISH SCOTT AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Scottish Scott, laying waste to the Hellfire Club, with his hellish club! Rico picks himself back up with blood seeping from a cut on his forehead. Woozy, he stumbles around the ring, eventually falling into the clutches of Scottish Scott. Booting Rico in the gut, Scott sets him up for a piledriver. But Scott doesn't seem satisfied with that. Walking over to his left a bit Scott repicks his spot and hits a JUMPING PILEDRIVER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" COACH AAH! COLE Rico just got CROWNED! With Rico taken care of, Scott turns his attentions to Lucius. Hurting in the corner The Black Knight tries to beg off, but is grabbed by the afro and hauled back to his feet. Lucius is held in place, pleading for his life, while Danny Boy slides a TABLE into the ring and sets it up in the corner. COACH Come on, enough is enough! COLE I don't think it's enough yet Coach. This is payback. Payback for the Last Kings. The kind of payback that King Landon still has coming his way! In the middle of his pleading Lucius is suddenly lifted up off his feet with a double leg pickup. He waves his hands around in a vain attempt to do something, anything to stop what happens next. Heading straight for the table, Scottish Scott charges forward with Lucius in his arms and PLOUGHS HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" COLE The table gets broken in half! COACH No, [i]Lucius[/i] got broken in half! The crowd go wild, as Scott drags Lucius's carcass out from the wreckage of the table and presses his fists into his chest, as Danny Boy stands watch. 1... 2... 3!!!! *DINGDINGDING* BUFFER Your winners of the match... THE LAST KKIIIIIINNGGSSS OOOFFF SSSSCCOOOOOTTLLLAAAAANNDD!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Scottish Scott beats his chest and roars as he and Danny Boy stand tall over the bloodied, beaten and battered bodies of The Hellfire Club. COLE The Mardi Gras Hellfire Club has been DECIMATED! Sweet revenge for Scottish Scott and Danny Boy. And now, next on the agenda, Landon Maddix, James Blonde and Faqu at AngleMania IX in Las Vegas! COACH Oh god. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
