Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2010 Patty Rule in effect. Match in post 2. Backstage, Tony Brannigan is with the LDC Moneygang. Theodore Moneymaker conspicuous by his absence. BRANNIGAN As you know, new tag team champions were crowned this past Sunday at AngleMania IX. Per stipulation, CMJ and Spencer Reiger must wear dresses for 30 days. But gentlemen, I along with the rest of our viewing audience see you’re dressed to go… not for show. REIGER Tony, you know our word is good as gold. CMJ Solid. REIGER That’s why it pains me to say due to circumstances beyond our control we can’t fulfill our obligations tonight. BRANNIGAN You’ve got to be kidding me! REIGER I wish I was Tony. I wish I was. But unfortunately we became another statistic on our way here. The airline lost our luggage which contained the dresses Lorelei had picked out for us. BRANNIGAN And you couldn’t afford to buy new ones? I find that very hard to believe. REIGER No, we could’ve bought new ones, but our credit cards were in our luggage too. CMJ And we don’t accept charity so asking Teddy for a loan was out of the question. REIGER Yeah, uh… So, sorry I guess. The LDCMG bump into COD as they try to exit. KRISTA Are you guys finished? Because I’m just about to get started. Get started calling bullshit! Luckily we prepared for something like this, so Ally. Alix hands 2 suits bags to the LDCMG, which they open to peak inside. REIGER Oh hell no! KRISTA Before you ask, yes, it does make you look fat. ALIX F-A-T not P-H-A-T. CMJ Ooh, she can spell. ALIX F-U. KRISTA Be nice, baby. They’re just a little moody right now. Maybe you’d like to let loose some steam in a match. REIGER Triple threat match for the tag titles? You’re ON! * phone vibrates * ALIX (opens phone) It’s a text from Melody. * giggles * “LOL” indeed. CMJ :huh: KRISTA We never said anything about a title match, only a match. ALIX A match will you can show off your skills while looking like complete tools! KRISTA Now hit the locker room and get dressed. COLE Krista laying down the law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2010 “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits but the LDCMG are slow to appear. Pushed out by COD we see CMJ in a school girl’s outfit while Reiger sports a pink Hello Kitty tank top and skirt complete with heels. COLE :wub: BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, from OAOVW… TONY DUNCAN and GEORGE ROBINSON! Their opponents represent THE ENTERPRISE… at a total combine weight of 430 pounds… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR., SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reiger nearly stumbles due to his high heels, which draws a good laugh from Duncan and Robinson but the ire of the LDCMG. They storm the ring and pummel their opponents. * DINGDINGDING * COACH Duncan and Robinson aren’t laughing now. They’re crying. CMJ hammers Robinson in the corner with Irish uppercuts as Reiger chops Duncan. The LDCMG whip their opponents into each other and then CMJ executes an HARVARDPLEX, with Reiger following up with a SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP! Standing dropkick sends Duncan into the arms of CMJ for an IRISH SUPLEX! COLE Vintage CMJ! SPIKE REIGER COUNTER leads to the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners, the team of COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COD applaud the former champs who leave the ring in a huff. COLE The LDC Moneygang look great. In the ring that is! COACH Everybody knew what you meant, homo… err, home boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
