Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 9, 2010 "Slither" by Velvet Revolver blasts through the speakers as former tag team champions Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard head to the ring. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, from Seattle, Washington... TERRY VALENTINE! His partner, from Memphis, Tennessee... JERRY PRESLEY! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" VALENTINE & PRESLEY :angry: BUFFER And their opponents… from Orange County, California, total combine weight 460 pounds, 3-time former World tag team champions... SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon acknowledges the crowd while Ned is all business. Off come the vests and we're ready for action. * DINGDINGDING * Valentine grabs a side headlock on Simon and is quickly shoved off into the ropes, the victim of a hip toss on the rebound. Following a dropkick the O.C. Cobras tag. Simon executes a drop toehold as Ned drives the ELBOW into the back of the head! COLE Beautiful double-team work right there. You know Simon and Ned would love to get another crack at the One & Only World tag team championship currently held by Mr. Dick and Baron Windels. Ned rams Valentine into the top buckle, then STOMPS A MUDHOLE AND WALKS IT DRY! COACH The Handsome Hustler showing some fire tonight. I haven't seen him this aggressive in a while. Back elbow levels Valentine, who immediately tags out. His partner isn’t anymore successful. Ned makes short work of Presley and tags Simon. A double whip is followed by THE DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK! COLE Get ready Michael Buffer. This one is about to be over. Ned slams Presley mid-ring, then launches Simon off the top! COACH Atomic Blond! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard make short work of Terry Valentine and Jerry Presley on HeldDOWN~! COACH They never stood a chance, Cole. The O.C. Cobras meant business tonight. COLE We'll be back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
