Promo: Forewarnings...

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

“High above the midcard, throne made of clouds

There sits Eddy Mac, sitting oh so proudly,

Not much to say when you’re high above the midcard.

Yeah…yeah….”

 

Eeeeddy Mac....What is the secret of your success?

Eeeeddy Mac…Won’t you give me a match and let me take your title…now?

 

Now it’s time for me to tell you about young Chris Wilson,

Archrival and nemesis of Eddy Mac, with powers comparable to Eddy Mac

What powers you ask? How about the power to fight?

That do any thing for you? We’re talking unbeatable, homes.

How about the power to kill a Carnie, from 200 yard away, with plastic explosives?

That’s terrorism, Stryke. How about the power…to defeat you?

 

History of Eddy Mac and young Chris Wilson

A story lots of fun, a gold belt to be won

Blasting forth in evil harmony-“

 

“Are you quite done?”

 

Stryke looks up from polishing his belts in his comfy leather chair as Wilson stops playing the large grand piano set up in their massive hotel suite. He looks up at Stryke, frowning.

 

“What it missing something?”

 

“A point?”

 

“Oh, come now. So quick to criticize. I think someone’s jealous they don’t have a mystery box.”

 

“Screw you, Wilson. I could give less than a care about that damned box. He’s just trying to get into my head. Ooo…a box. Big frickin’ whoop.”

 

Wilson rises from the piano bench and walks over to Stryke, plopping down in the chair beside him. He points down at the belt.

 

“But you have something he doesn’t.”

 

Stryke smiles. “You’re damn right. And I’m going to keep it. Then I’m going to win the light-heavyweight, then US, then ICTV and of course-“

 

“No, no you’re not,” cuts off Wilson, realizing where Stryke is going.

 

“Why not? It’s not like you’re going to be champ then.”

 

Wilson gets a cold look in his eye. “I will be champion. Until I choose not too. Did you see what I just did? I tore through the entire WF in three weeks. A month, tops. And now there’s one more man in my way, and if I knock him out, I can take advantage of Edwin destroying the talent and be champion, as I said, until I choose not too.”

 

“Riiight. Keep dreaming, Wilson.”

 

“We’ll see.”

 

Before Wilson can say anything more his cell phone rings. He glares at Stryke a moment, still upset with the lack of faith, and answers it.

 

“Hello…Oh, hey…You can make it?…Excellent…When are you getting in?…Oh, you’re picking up your luggage now…No, don’t do that…We’ll come down and pick you up…Yes, no trouble…all right…See you later, then…Bye…”

 

Wilson snaps the cell phone shut, a content smile on his face. Stryke looks up and sits the belt to the side as Wilson rises.

 

“Who was that?”

 

“An old friend. Come on, we’ve got to pick him up.”

 

Stryke looks confused as he gathers up his belts and gets up out of his chair. “Who?”

 

Wilson looks at Stryke and sighs, disappointed. “I told you, remember? For the pay-per-view?”

 

A light bulb goes on in Stryke’s head. “Oh, okay! Him. That’s great. Nice work there.”

 

“Thank you,” is the only reply Wilson gives as the two men head out of the room, Stryke flipping the lights off.

 

“You know, we haven’t blown anything up yet. You promised…”

 

“Later. Patience, Stryke. Patience…”

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

Ooooh...evil plannings by Wilson and Stryke!

 

I can't wait to see what it is. Nice promo, too.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Me like promo very much.

 

Yet another high quality Wilson promo.

[Guest kelloggs]

Chris Wilson + Stryke and Evil...Synonymous

[Guest Muzz]

Tenacious D. (Y)

 

 

Great promo again Wilson.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

That's right, folks.

 

He looks vaguely like Sean O' Haire, he blows up buildings, and he has Baccharach level skillz on the ivories.

 

Another fine, fine promo. Just by the fact that you have time to write these and still get the match in leaves me kind of terrified about the prospects for the main event, but hey, take what we can get.

 

And an old friend? Erm, sheeit.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Wow. An excpetional job from Wilson.

 

And once more, we hear about... "THE BOX!" DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!

 

ph34r "THE BOX!"

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Dammit...why can't I IP ban Wilson!?!

 

Damn useless mod powers!

 

Yeah...another nice one. I really like they way Wilson has people interact in his promos. His dialogue is always on point...well done my old, obviously inferior, teacher.

 

Da "where are my his mod powers?!?" H

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"I told them to give you the wussy mod-powers Thugg.

 

No-one can challenge my authority!

 

Mothernature says..."