The Smarks Awards...

[Guest papacita]

3) Best Gimmick - papacita... I can't really think of any other gimmicks on the board, but liking Chyna has to be because nobody in REAL life ever would

 

You'd think that, wouldn't you...

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Chyna struck a blow in the direction of the nads for the rights of all women and shemales

[Guest papacita]

Chyna struck a blow in the direction of the nads for the rights of all women and shemales

 

She could blow my nads anytime! B)

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Chyna struck a blow in the direction of the nads for the rights of all women and shemales

 

She could blow my nads anytime! B)

Please excuse me while I vomit...

[Guest GenerationNever]

1) Funniest Poster-Anglesault

2) Most dedicated-Anglesault

3) Best gimmick-Anglesault...DAMN

4) Friendliest poster-Dames

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc.-I would have to go with MY personal stalker Rob(John)Stone. I'm always up for a flame-war, but he seems a little TOO interested in me.

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with-Tony

7) Overall, IYO, best poster-BPS

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with-Tony

More regonition! whoo! yay!

 

wait

 

...which tony?

[Guest M Nyland]

I get no love on this thread...

 

My sig pic is holding me down!!

[Guest Some Guy]

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with-Tony

More regonition! whoo! yay!

 

wait

 

...which tony?

Tony149, but I'm sure he likes you too. Don't feel bad.

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

bastard...he stole my name ya know lol

[Guest GenerationNever]

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc.

You're winner: Rob(John)Stone. Count the votes. Can't you feel the love?

[Guest Shaved Bear]

1) Funniest Poster - 'Sault

2) Most dedicated - BPS

3) Best gimmick - Respect the Taker

4) Friendliest poster - Flyboy

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc. - Does zacalex count?

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with - Meh

7) Overall, IYO, best poster - BPS

8) Greatest Undertaker Fan....okay so i seek attention too much - 'Sault

[Guest M Nyland]

I still get no love...........

 

I feel so lonely...

[Guest alfdogg]

Yeah, so this has been done before...sorta...but hell, why not make it OFFICIAL eh? Lets get down to biness *Quote Shawn Michaels*

 

Its not hard, all you gotta do is stich which poster you feel most appropriately fits the title...for example Biggest Ass Hole - Taker Mark. All in YOUR OPINION of course...

 

1) Funniest Poster

2) Most dedicated

3) Best gimmick

4) Friendliest poster

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc.

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with

7) Overall, IYO, best poster

8) Greatest Undertaker Fan....okay so i seek attention too much

 

...so why are you still reading this? Vote damn you!

 

This has been the Taker Mark™

1) fk teale

2) Anglesault

3) Anglesault

4) DangerousA, Kahran Ramsus

5) One Bad Apple, Nezbyte

6) Tony149

7) bps21

8) Respect the Taker

[Guest alfdogg]

1) Funniest Poster: Respect the Taker, just because of that last post.

 

You rule dude.

 

I'm sorry, but ANYBODY who has a picture of Ponch in his underwear pointing at you with a caption that says "You're a fag," that man is my new hero.

Well, since I was the first one to use it here, then *I* should get your vote.

 

I DEMAND CREDIT TAKER MARK!!!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I think Respect the 'Taker was so excited about Undertaker defending his title TWICE this week that he had to go run out and tell all his friends. Think of the Simpsons episode where Bart tells the Australian kid to go out and tell all his neighbors to check which way their toilets flow... that'd also explain why we haven't seen him all week.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

ok, so im back after a short hiatus (death in the family )

 

so here we go, the official TVM awards list (the only valid one here)

 

1) Funniest Poster: Dames, his ego is hilarious

2) Most dedicated: originally it was tony, his post rate was !!! now, i have no idea, probably that kotzenjunge guy

3) Best gimmick: gimmick posters suck

4) Friendliest poster: flyboy

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc.: im surprised i didnt get any votes here after my anti-america speech, but i would have to say the winner is bradshawthahoss, that guy just pissed me off and is not worthy to breath the same air as me

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with: bps and goodhelmet (well, they *are* here all the time, but that wasnt the question)

7) Overall, IYO, best poster: goodhelmet and PORNFAQ~!

8) Greatest Undertaker Fan: Mark Calloway, i mean isnt that obvious!

[Guest AM The Kid]

WHOA. My opinions have changed...NEW LIST!

 

 

1) Funniest Poster: Anglesault, Respect The Taker

 

2) Most dedicated: Anglesault

 

3) Best gimmick: Anglesault

 

4) Friendliest poster: Dames

 

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc.: Rob Whatshisface

 

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with: Anglesault, Downhome, RISK

 

7) Overall, IYO, best poster: Dames, Downhome, Cubano()

 

8) Greatest Undertaker Fan....okay so i seek attention too much: Respect The Taker

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

can i get the vote for best sig picture?

I don't know dude... 2 hot pieces of ass are always better than 1.

[Guest y2jailbait]

Ya know, dont ya think we all should spread the ego-wealth upon us less fortanate who have no identity or popularity?

[Guest dreamer420]

either be funny or an asshole and you're bound to make someones list.

[Guest RobJohnstone]

i'm quite surprised I wasn;t mentioned all that often, just by awo and hhhaters Go figure, welcome back vanilla midget

 

--Rob

[Guest y2jailbait]

Ah fuck, what am i thinking, let the ego's rise from the depths of apex!

 

 

 

 

1) Funniest Poster: Respect the taker, funny ass mofo

 

 

2) Most dedicated: Anglesault, who else can compete with ingnorance at its finest?

 

 

3) Best gimmick: What in the blue hell is a gimmick poster, like a Repo Man Poster who steals others posts?

 

 

4) Friendliest poster: Hmmmmm, id vote BPS for the simple reason his is the only name that comes to my mind right now

 

 

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc.:

Hmmmmmmm, i do not hate anyone that much, except for maybe papacita for the constant pics of Chyna all the time, but i gott admit, she's got a fondness to her

 

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with:

Seeing as though i communicate with no one, ill just leave this as a vote to all of you!

 

7) Overall, IYO, best poster: PornFAQ, for the name alone

8) Greatest Undertaker Fan: Mark Calloway, shouldnt that be obvious by now?

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

thanks rob, its great to be back, and while you did get quite a few mentions, i too am surprised that you didnt get a whole lot more.

[Guest RobJohnstone]

People hate me because I expose their ignorance. The ignorant are only a minority, though rather large post counts on a few of them, still a minority.

 

--Rob

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

i would disagree, i would say between 80-90% of the posters here are totally ignorant boobs, though the other 10-20% more than make up for the ignorance of everybody else. its why the wwe folder has been almost anathema to me, there are just too many fools.

 

where did all the flowers go...?

[Guest GenerationNever]

People hate me because I expose their ignorance. The ignorant are only a minority, though rather large post counts on a few of them, still a minority.

 

--Rob

Actually, people hate you because of your ignorance. Which is why you were banned, and why you will(in time)get banned again.

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

3) Dusthty Rose, if he still posts here.

[Guest RobJohnstone]

People hate me because I expose their ignorance.  The ignorant are only a minority, though rather large post counts on a few of them, still a minority.

 

--Rob

Actually, people hate you because of your ignorance. Which is why you were banned, and why you will(in time)get banned again.

unfortunatly, no I won't. I am too smart to be banned again, as long as I follow the guidelines, I can do and say whatever the fuck I want to. Who's stalking who now? Man, me and my buddies(irl) are laughing at you being an idiot.

 

--Rob

[Guest Anglesault]

unfortunatly, no I won't. I am too smart to be banned again

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, you were serious, weren't you?

 

I follow the guidelines, I can do and say whatever the fuck I want to.

 

Yeah, that reminds me, you should start following those guidelines.

 

Who's stalking who now?

 

You're stalking Risk. I thought we established this.

 

 

Man, me and my buddies(irl) are laughing at you being an idiot.

 

Are all your buddies as smart as you?

[Guest AM The Kid]

Wait...wait...wait, let me get this straight...Rob thinks he has friends?