GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE!

[CBright7831]

I am happy to announce that there are only 19 days until the 2016 Presidential election, and more importantly than that, there are only 20 days until the 2016 Presidential election is over and done with. After that, you will no longer have to hear CWM talk about American politics and desperately try to sound smarter than he actually is for another three years (until the next election cycle begins to start). Maybe he'll worry about what's going on in his own country for once. Who knows? I'm sure that you all are secretly excited and anxiously awaiting that day. My thoughts are with you all.

[CBright7831]

Only five days until the election and only six days left until this election, with two farce candidates, is mercifully over.

 

 

And by the way, Obamacare caused my insurance to dump me, so all of you whom I saw praising it in the chat for many years, can take your love for Obamacare, and shove it up your ass.

[CBright7831]

WE'RE ALMOST THERE!!!! The election between The Evil Bitch and Orange Oompa Loompa Man is almost over. I have a video of the winners victory speech right here:

 

[CBright7831]

I'm very happy with the election results and very happy to have placed my vote for the winner, Donald J. Trump. This puts my election voting record at a staggering 4-0.

 

It's been good to see people like John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Jim Cornette, Cenk Uygur, and most of TheRealTSM eat their words like the miserable fucks that they are over the last few days.

 

CWM says: The Republicans may never win the Presidency again.

 

Good thing I decided to save that quote, from the chatroom, just in case it came back to bite someone in their would-be political pundit ass one day. It paid off beautifully.