Which Retired Star should come back?

[Guest TheHulkster]

The Roddy Piper mark in me will never die, so I gotta go with Hot Rod. He'd make a helluva President, Co-Owner, or whatever figurehead title they can come up with.

[Guest TheSmarkzone]

Randy Savage, as good as he was in the 1980s, is not worth the trouble.

 

1. He has a huge ego and thinks that he is worth much, much more than he actually is.

 

2. He's a ticking time bomb. I'm not sure if it's his natural personality or roid rage, but the guy has an explosive temper. I'm sure that we all remember his altercation with Hawk at a Kid Rock concert.

 

3. He's damn near 50, he's a juice-bomb, he's so roided up that he can barely move, and he's got bad knees to boot. Not the kind of athlete that they need.

[Guest Kid Kablam]

Dean Malenko. And he should get to bang Lita this time. Anybody know where he is?

[Guest gwf0704]

Kevin Von Erich just cause I'm a Von Erich mark!!!

Sting since there are some legendary matchups out there.

Roddy Piper as the man doesn't even have to wrestle and be entertaining.

Jake Roberts, just so he can shoot on the business and show Raven how the DDT should be done.....

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Nah, I think Raven does it fine, what with the lack of pissing or puking and staggering about making suggestive motions with a snake and all

[Guest Kid Kablam]

Kevin Von Erich just cause I'm a Von Erich mark!!!

Sting since there are some legendary matchups out there.

Roddy Piper as the man doesn't even have to wrestle and be entertaining.

Jake Roberts, just so he can shoot on the business and show Raven how the DDT should be done.....

Jake ROberts should go into NWA and then he and Scott Hall could form a tag team called Those Wonderful Winos... and, and, and... they could wrestle giant penises, and and... um... they can wrestle midgets... and and they could have a karaoke machine like in a bar... and they can have "Drink it!" as their catch phrase instead of "SUck it!" and, and.....

[Guest endgame722]

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