Guest TheSmarkzone Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 HHH is most definitely on massive doses of Creatine. I think that's pretty much a given. Creatine fills your muscles up with water. Basically bloats them, makes you look a lot bigger. It also gives you the shits. I know this thanks to my roommate from last year. That's why HHH can't wrestle...he can't go 15 minutes without taking a crap, so the entire time he's out there, he's probably pinching a loaf. Hence the heavy black leather trunks as opposed to the thin and breathable spandex trunks that wrestlers have traditionally worn.
Guest Anglesault Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Hmmm. Interesting. Why doesn't he just eat a banana before he goes out?
Guest TheSmarkzone Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Because he's afraid that if he took a minute to eat a banana, that Y2J might get over in the meantime.
Guest Anglesault Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Because he's afraid that if he took a minute to eat a banana, that Y2J might get over in the meantime. Makes sense.
Guest Dangerous A Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Bottom Line: HHH needs to decide- Body builder or Pro Wrestler?
Guest Anglesault Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 That reminds me. I just saw him on the cover of some body building magazine with the caption "How Triple H built his body!"
Guest TheSoleSurvivor Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Shouldn't have been that long of an article. Take a lot of roids, drink a lot of creatine. Also in the article "Some of HHH's hobbies include: Burying other superstars, reading classic British Literature, and getting sponge baths from Kevin Nash."
Guest caboose Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Dammit. How many times do I have to make it clear? Triple H cannot wrestle now because he realised he can put 10%(if that) into his perfomances and still go over everyone. No other reason.
Guest Dangerous A Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 "Shouldn't have been that long of an article. Take a lot of roids, drink a lot of creatine. Also in the article "Some of HHH's hobbies include: Burying other superstars, reading classic British Literature, and getting sponge baths from Kevin Nash." The working out part of your statement is wrong. It takes more than steroids and supplements to get your body like that. Believe it or not, you actually have to work out. You don't just take a bunch of chemicals. Now HHH just needs to get his priorities straight. Body builder or wrestler?
Guest TheSoleSurvivor Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 I know I know, just a hyperbole to make a point Dangerous A...........but do you think the Nash/HHH spongebath thing is true? B)
Guest redbaron51 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 I still think it was Chyna's idea to make Triple H big 1998 Chyna: I'm bigger than you, and you want sex? Triple H: It'll-uh, help-uh, your-uh, push-uh. Chyna: Which push are you talking about?
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 HHH is most definitely on massive doses of Creatine. I think that's pretty much a given. Creatine fills your muscles up with water. Basically bloats them, makes you look a lot bigger. It also gives you the shits. I know this thanks to my roommate from last year. That's why HHH can't wrestle...he can't go 15 minutes without taking a crap, so the entire time he's out there, he's probably pinching a loaf. Hence the heavy black leather trunks as opposed to the thin and breathable spandex trunks that wrestlers have traditionally worn. did you actually find this funny when you wrote it?
Guest RobJohnstone Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 shouldn't this be in NHB? IN the HHHaters thread? This is not a flame bait, they created that thread so mindless HHH bashing wouldn;t clog up the other threads. Dreamer, AGREED. --Rob
Guest Anglesault Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Ooh, dreamer, you have a powerful and respected ally there.
Guest GenerationNever Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Ooh, dreamer, you have a powerful and respected ally there. LOL!
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Ooh, dreamer, you have a powerful and respected ally there. i'd rather have him agree with me that you.
Guest Nevermortal Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 If HHH used a hypodermic needle as a weapon, he'd be over 10x what he is now.
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