Why HHH can't wrestle anymore...

[Guest TheSmarkzone]

HHH is most definitely on massive doses of Creatine. I think that's pretty much a given.

 

Creatine fills your muscles up with water. Basically bloats them, makes you look a lot bigger.

 

It also gives you the shits. I know this thanks to my roommate from last year.

 

That's why HHH can't wrestle...he can't go 15 minutes without taking a crap, so the entire time he's out there, he's probably pinching a loaf. Hence the heavy black leather trunks as opposed to the thin and breathable spandex trunks that wrestlers have traditionally worn.

[Guest Anglesault]

Hmmm. Interesting. Why doesn't he just eat a banana before he goes out?

[Guest TheSmarkzone]

Because he's afraid that if he took a minute to eat a banana, that Y2J might get over in the meantime.

[Guest Anglesault]

Because he's afraid that if he took a minute to eat a banana, that Y2J might get over in the meantime.

 

Makes sense.

[Guest Dangerous A]

Bottom Line: HHH needs to decide- Body builder or Pro Wrestler?

[Guest Anglesault]

That reminds me. I just saw him on the cover of some body building magazine with the caption "How Triple H built his body!"

[Guest TheSoleSurvivor]

Shouldn't have been that long of an article. Take a lot of roids, drink a lot of creatine. Also in the article "Some of HHH's hobbies include: Burying other superstars, reading classic British Literature, and getting sponge baths from Kevin Nash."

[Guest caboose]

Dammit.

How many times do I have to make it clear?

Triple H cannot wrestle now because he realised he can put 10%(if that) into his perfomances and still go over everyone.

No other reason.

[Guest Dangerous A]

"Shouldn't have been that long of an article. Take a lot of roids, drink a lot of creatine. Also in the article "Some of HHH's hobbies include: Burying other superstars, reading classic British Literature, and getting sponge baths from Kevin Nash."

 

 

 

The working out part of your statement is wrong. It takes more than steroids and supplements to get your body like that. Believe it or not, you actually have to work out. You don't just take a bunch of chemicals. Now HHH just needs to get his priorities straight. Body builder or wrestler?

[Guest TheSoleSurvivor]

I know I know, just a hyperbole to make a point Dangerous A...........but do you think the Nash/HHH spongebath thing is true? B)

[Guest Dangerous A]

God I hope not.

[Guest redbaron51]

I still think it was Chyna's idea to make Triple H big

 

1998

 

Chyna: I'm bigger than you, and you want sex?

 

Triple H: It'll-uh, help-uh, your-uh, push-uh.

 

Chyna: Which push are you talking about?

[Guest dreamer420]

HHH is most definitely on massive doses of Creatine. I think that's pretty much a given.

 

Creatine fills your muscles up with water. Basically bloats them, makes you look a lot bigger.

 

It also gives you the shits. I know this thanks to my roommate from last year.

 

That's why HHH can't wrestle...he can't go 15 minutes without taking a crap, so the entire time he's out there, he's probably pinching a loaf. Hence the heavy black leather trunks as opposed to the thin and breathable spandex trunks that wrestlers have traditionally worn.

did you actually find this funny when you wrote it?

[Guest Luke Cage]

Anymore??? When did he start? )

[Guest RobJohnstone]

shouldn't this be in NHB? IN the HHHaters thread? This is not a flame bait, they created that thread so mindless HHH bashing wouldn;t clog up the other threads. Dreamer, AGREED.

 

--Rob

[Guest Anglesault]

Ooh, dreamer, you have a powerful and respected ally there.

[Guest ManKinnd]

I thought HHH just got lazy.

[Guest GenerationNever]

Ooh, dreamer, you have a powerful and respected ally there.

LOL!

[Guest dreamer420]

Ooh, dreamer, you have a powerful and respected ally there.

i'd rather have him agree with me that you.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

OH, Tag dreamer

[Guest Nevermortal]

If HHH used a hypodermic needle as a weapon, he'd be over 10x what he is now.

[Guest dreamer420]

OH, Tag dreamer

meaning?