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9/12: Yet Another NFL Prediction Entry (Part II)

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• If you don’t know what I’m doing, go read Sunday's entry. These predictions were made before the Sunday games, and I’m not going to change them based on opening weekend results.

 

Week 14:

 

Atlanta at Tampa Bay

Baltimore at Kansas City

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets

Indianapolis at Jacksonville

Minnesota at Detroit

New England at Miami

New Orleans at Dallas

N.Y. Giants at Carolina

Oakland at Cincinnati

Philadelphia at Washington

Tennessee at Houston

Green Bay at San Francisco

Seattle at Arizona

Denver at San Diego

 

Holy divisional matchups, Batman. Indianapolis at Jacksonville, New England at Miami, Philadelphia at Washington and Denver at San Diego. There’s also Atlanta at Tampa Bay, Baltimore at Kansas City and New York at Carolina. As much as I want to see Emily Manning crushed again by Carolina, Indianapolis at Jacksonville always seems to produce a good contest.

 

Week 15:

 

Cleveland at Baltimore

Detroit at Green Bay

Houston at New England

Jacksonville at Tennessee

Miami at Buffalo

N.Y. Jets at Minnesota

Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants

Shittsburgh at Carolina

Tampa Bay at Chicago

Washington at New Orleans

Denver at Arizona

Kansas City at San Diego

St. Louis at Oakland

 

This is like Week 14, only in reverse. Shittsburgh at Carolina looks to be a safe bet, and Kansas City at San Diego could have playoff implications. However, I’m afraid that Philadelphia at New York might get the green light due to media market reasons. Fuck that. I’m going with Kansas City at San Diego because of my East Coast bias.

 

Week 16:

 

Baltimore at Shittsburgh

Carolina at Atlanta

Chicago at Detroit

Indianapolis at Houston

New England at Jacksonville

New Orleans at N.Y. Giants

Tampa Bay at Cleveland

Tennessee at Buffalo

Washington at St. Louis

Arizona at San Francisco

Cincinnati at Denver

San Diego at Seattle

 

Baltimore at Shittsburgh usually produces a physical game. If Atlanta can somehow be in the playoff picture, their match with Carolina could be interesting. New England at Jacksonville would be a repeat of last year’s Wild Card game. Cincinnati at Denver and San Diego at Seattle look are my finalists. I’ll go with Cincinnati at Denver.

 

Week 17:

 

Atlanta at Philadelphia

Buffalo at Baltimore

Carolina at New Orleans

Cleveland at Houston

Detroit at Dallas

Green Bay at Chicago

Jacksonville at Kansas City

Miami at Indianapolis

New England at Tennessee

Oakland at N.Y. Jets

Shittsburgh at Cincinnati

Seattle at Tampa Bay

St. Louis at Minnesota

Arizona at San Diego

San Francisco at Denver

 

This will be tricky. Some good teams could be resting starters and some so-so teams will be in the fight for their playoff lives. Jacksonville at Kansas City, Miami at Indianapolis, Shittsburgh at Cincinnati stand out the most for me this week. Gotta go divisional once again: Shittsburgh at Cincinnati.

 

• Speaking of predictions, let's see how well I fared with my Week 1 picks.

 

Miami at Shittsburgh. Wrong.

I love how after the Steelers fumbled near the goal line after a nine-minute, 16-play drive they then responded with an 80+ yard touchdown pass on the first play of their next possession.

 

Atlanta at Carolina. Correct.

Good thing I wasn't sure with which divisional foe has Vick's number.

 

Baltimore at Tampa Bay. Wrong

I'm going to pretend this game never happened.

 

Buffalo at New England. Wrong.

The Pats won, but didn't cover.

 

Cincinnati at Kansas City. Wrong.

This one hurt almost as much as that Trent Green hit. And while I'm on this subject, I wonder if all the Cincinnati fans who bitched about the "dirty" hit on Carson Palmer last year in the playoffs will say anything about the cheap shot given to the Chiefs quarterback.

 

Denver at St. Louis. Wrong.

Great job by new Rams defensive coordinator Jim Haslet.

 

New Orleans at Cleveland. Correct.

Let the Bush blow jobs begin.

 

N.Y. Jets at Tennessee. Correct.

Was there any doubt?

 

Philadelphia at Houston. Correct.

I wonder who ESPN will suck off more this year? Reggie Bush or Donovan McNabb?

 

Seattle at Detroit. Wrong.

Wow. I don't now if Detroit played tough or if Seattle just continued sucking at Ford Field.

 

Chicago at Green Bay. Correct.

I said that I was smelling upset, but the only things "upset" were Packer fans. Good thing I try not to follow my nose.

 

Dallas at Jacksonville. Wrong.

Good game. Bad pick.

 

San Francisco at Arizona. Correct.

That late 49er field goal made quite an impact on this week's pick 'em contest.

 

Indianapolis at N.Y. Giants. Correct.

I don't know where I saw the Mannings more -- on the field or in the commercials.

 

Minnesota at Washington. Correct.

One of the few upset picks I got right.

 

San Diego at Oakland. Correct.

My favorite "Black Hole" fan is the guy in the Vader outfit. If I paid to watch my favorite team put up this big a stinker, I'd wear a mask, too.

 

Overall score: 9-7. I guess this would get me into the playoffs some years.

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"I wonder who ESPN will suck off more this year? Reggie Bush or Donovan McNabb?"

 

At least they'll have someone's cock in their mouth besides Favre. I think the only way Favre is going to do well this year is if his wife is murdered by week 4.

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