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10/20: What Makes Me Sick

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• Oh today has been a fun one. For starters, the better half has been sick the last few days, which of course means it’s my turn to get sick. I was expecting, and I received. Late last night my throat began getting sore, and this morning my voice was kaput. However, since this is a busy time at my job, I still got ready to go to work. Not only am I a trooper, but also I was hoping to infect the rest of the building – I’ll have to wait a week or so to see how successful Operation Spread the Germs turned out. But it only gets better from here. As I was driving to work on a dark, rainy road, I suddenly noticed this rather large truck (think those U-Hauls with $39.99/day painted on the side of them) that began to merge into my lane. It’s always nice to see your life flash before your eyes when a vehicle much larger than yours starts to make its way to the spot you’re currently occupying. Fortunately I slammed on the brakes and swerved out of the way. After laying on the horn for about a minute I wrote this asshole’s license plate down, called his employer after I got in to work and said some not-so-nice things. Then, in a weird twist of fate, I heard the following on my local RIGHT-WING RADIO station:

 

A federal appeals court ruled Tuesday that United Parcel Service Inc. illegally discriminated against hundreds of deaf employees by barring them from driving delivery vans.

 

Wonderful. So maybe next time when I blast on my car's horn in hopes of not getting crushed to death, I'll know that the red diaper doper babies who allowed the blind/deaf/mute driver to control several tons' worth of vehicle made sure he or she wasn't a victim of employer discrimination.

 

• CNN aired footage of terrorist snipers trying to pick off American troops.

 

A CNN executive said Thursday the network's effort to present the "unvarnished truth" about the Iraq war led it to televise portions of a video that shows insurgent snipers targeting U.S. military personnel.

 

The tape, which came to the network unexpectedly through contact with an insurgent leader, was aired first Wednesday night on "Anderson Cooper 360" and repeated on Thursday.

 

In one instance, the tape shows a uniformed member of the U.S. military milling in a public area with Iraqis. A shot rings out. CNN fades the screen to black before the result - described as a victim falling forward - is visible.

 

I guess I could ask why the CNN didn’t show, in order to bring to light the “unvarnished truth” about terrorists, Michael Berg’s beheading. I guess I could also ask why CNN, and the rest of the media, no longer show footage of airplanes going into the World Trade Center, or the video of people stuck in the Twin Towers jumping to their deaths. Fine. But now I’ll remind myself that CNN is the same cable news network that wouldn't show those Danish Mohammad cartoons.

 

Muslims consider it sacrilegious to produce a likeness of the Prophet Mohammad. CNN has chosen to not show the cartoons in respect for Islam.

 

• Well, at least there’s one front to the War on Terrorism that’s succeeding.

 

NBC is ready to cut.

 

Today is moving day for MSNBC's operations - and moving out day for some of the struggling news network's employees.

 

Mercury News announces layoffs.

 

The Mercury News announced Friday that it will lay off 8.5 percent of its work force -- 101 employees -- by Dec. 19 as a long-running slide in revenues across the newspaper industry continues.

 

Inqurer, Daily News layoffs expected.

 

The new publisher of The Philadelphia Inquirer and the Philadelphia Daily News told employees Friday that layoffs are "unavoidable" because advertising revenue is down and the owners need to cut costs to meet their bank obligations.

 

New York Times quarterly profit falls.

 

The New York Times Company Thursday announced a decline in its third-quarter earnings on account of a continued drop in advertising revenues.

 

Even in these troubled times, it still pays to see the silver lining around a dark cloud. Courage, Medium-Large Media. Courage.

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I thought you purposely avoided everyone at work. Why do you want to get them sick.

 

Make up your mind with your pathetic shtick.

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I thought you purposely avoided everyone at work.

 

I do.

 

Why do you want to get them sick.

 

Because I'm an asshole.

 

Make up your mind with your pathetic shtick.

 

The best comedy is always unintentional.

 

And here I thought Banky found his calling as our board's resident Nostradamus. Maybe next time.

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