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10/27: Dirty Books, Pickkk Results

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• A few years back I remember a bunch of liberals goofing on Bill O’Reilly for some adult-themed book he wrote called “Those Who Trespass.” It was naughty and supposedly had sex and violence jam-packed throughout this story. I said “supposedly” because I didn’t read this book and I don’t intend to. Not because I’d be offended by the graphic details but rather because I don’t care. Fast forward a few years to the present day. The battle for Virginia’s Senate seat has heated up when the Republican candidate, George Allen, made some RACIST remark to some guy from the other candidate’s staff. It was some goofy word for monkey, or was it “stupid dark person”? Hell, I don’t know, and once again I don’t care. I also heard that there have been some “questions” of Allen hanging a confederate flag 20 years ago or something. Once again, I don’t care. He may have also said the “n” word, too. Ohs nos.

 

Well now the tables have turned, or somthing. Turns out Allen’s opponent wrote some goofy books years ago and now these books are being used as political fodder. Haha.

 

The campaign of Republican Sen. George Allen on Thursday released excerpts from some of the war novels Webb wrote between 1978 and 2002. The books include some graphic sexual passages, as well as frequent uses of a racial slur for blacks and descriptions of Vietnamese women as "monkey-faced."

 

Among the excerpts is a scene from the 2002 novel "Lost Soldiers," in which a man embraces his four-year-old son and places the boy's penis in his mouth.

 

But here’s my favorite part.

 

Webb said the release of the excerpts was "a Karl Rove campaign tactic" and a "classic example of the way this campaign has worked. It's smear after smear."

 

So Karl Rove wrote these books that are now being used against Webb. Rove must have gotten into his brain and typed out these passages while Webb was under his influence. And Rove also knew all this would happen years before the 2006 election. My n*gga.

 

• Below are my results from last week’s NFL pickkks.

 

Carolina at Cincinnati. Correct.

I knew Carolina would be in this game, even if it resulted in a “L.”

 

Detroit at N.Y. Jets. Correct.

Looks like my Tigers lose/Lions lose theory is bearing fruit. I may go with it again this week.

 

Green Bay at Miami. Correct.

Woo-hoo. Three-for-three. Wow is Miami laying a dud this year.

 

Jacksonville at Houston. Incorrect.

Damn. I couldn’t have been the only one wrong in this one.

 

New England at Buffalo. Correct.

The Pats are riding high, and the Bills are, well, not.

 

Philadelphia at Tampa Bay. Incorrect.

I thought the Eagles would bounce back from last week’s loss at New Orleans. Guess I was wrong.

 

Pittsburgh at Atlanta. Incorrect.

The local fans are already throwing Troy Polamalu under the bus for not “containing” Vick in overtime and instead going for the big hit, which he missed, and resulted in an Atlanta first down and eventually the game-winning field goal. Leave a brotha alone. I still can’t believe some of the idiot fans here were expecting this team to contend for another Super Bowl. They got a year older. They played a full-postseason (an extra quarter of a season). They lost some key free agents. And they have played a rough schedule. Granted they should have won at Atlanta, but when you go up against Jacksonville, Cincinnati and San Diego, in the regular season you’re not going to win all three of them.

 

San Diego at Kansas City. Incorrect.

Shit.

 

Denver at Cleveland. Correct.

Whenever you have a few picks not going your way you can always count on Cleveland to bail you out.

 

Arizona at Oakland. Incorrect.

First the Cardinals play good enough to lead the Bears after three quarters, and now they lose to this team? Perhaps Arizona is the worst NFL team this year.

 

Minnesota at Seattle. Correct.

Boy did Seattle get whipped at home. So much for this being a close Seahawk victory.

 

Washington at Indianapolis. Incorrect.

I at least thought the Redskins would show up for this one and keep the contest within single digits.

 

N.Y. Giants at Dallas. Correct.

The fans wanted Tony Romo. They got Tony Romo.

 

This week’s record: 7-6. Cumulative record: 47-53.

 

Why is it so much easier to lose ground rather than to make up ground?

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Among the excerpts is a scene from the 2002 novel "Lost Soldiers," in which a man embraces his four-year-old son and places the boy's penis in his mouth.

 

Can anybody explain how this is relevant? I mean seriously. Are they trying to compare him to Foley?

 

Fucking desperate republicans.

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