A post from a member of GameFaqs's anime boards (Endagme/emgadnE) thinks so...

disclaimer: this weekly May topic contains even more censored words, more hateful speeches about the writers, and lots more of all that other stuff than all the other weekly May topics, past ones, and future ones, until the Grand Festival at least, where another topic just as "bad" as this one will be posted, but that's not for like a year now, you'll probably have long forgotten about this one, or maybe not, ok, the point is, if you are under 13, do not read this topic, hell, you aren't even supposed to be on these message boards anyway, so get out of here!

 

the rest of you, you have been warned.....

 

moderators, I warned them, even though I didn't need to, so I'm safe, just like I was with the past..... 10+ weekly May topics

 

also, I should warn you, this one is long!

 

anyway.....

 

let's review last week's episode real quick

 

last week, err, yesterday, May and the others met the beautiful Winona, leader of the Fortree City Gym, she was giving kids rides on her Skarmory, then later Team Rocket had what could possibly be their ULTIMATE mech, it used electricity and KOed Pikachu and Swellow, who has some kind of resistance to Electric, because the writers are full of ****, then Winona and Skarmory RAPED TR (not sexually, metaphorically) and their ultimate mech, wow, that Skarmory won where Pikachu and Swellow failed.....

 

just how can Ass possibly win against Winona?.....

 

well, my sources tell me that the writers were smoking their own **** during the production of this episode..... now, it's questionable how someone could think they could get high or something doing THAT..... but whatever the case, it CAN'T be good!

 

now, the battle is about to start, and death shall rain from the skies..... but that's my doing of course!

 

Winona prays to the sky, as if it was a guardian god..... OMGWTF?! THEY SAID GOD!

 

and it begins.....

 

the rules are the same as the last three Gym Battles, 3 pokémon each, only challenger can make subsitutions, wait, 3 pokémon each? but Winona has 4!.....

 

.....gee, I wonder which one is going to be left out! *coughSkarmorycough*

 

yeah, the bastards, they thought that by getting rid of Skarmory, Ass' victory is assured, despite the fact that they could make up some ****ing stupid loss for it too, but I guess even they have their limits.....

 

Winona sends out her main pokémon, Altaria! also known to as idiots that lose to Winona as "teh cheap bridy!"

 

for the record, May never used the pokédex on Altaria, don't even think about it

 

and..... yep, they said it! Altaria is a DRAGON type! a Dragon/Flying, huh? only an IDIOT would send out a Grass type, especially a WEAK Grass type, like say.....

 

GROVYLE?! May and the others won't say it, so I will, "****ing idiot!"

 

Winona starts things off by ordering Altaria to dive, Grovyle then tries to use Bullet Seed to fend Altaria off, but Altaria moves out of the way, and is now about to divebomb Grovyle, most likely ending his pathetic existance, but Ass shouts something, "JUMP AND USE DODGE!"

 

.....yeah, isn't telling one to jump AND dodge redundant?

 

but look what good that does Grovyle? not good at all! Altaria launches a barrage of pecks! Grovyle falls down, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF SURVIVAL, MAKE YOUR TIME!!

Note- Grovle won the match. The Mods deleted the post that stated this... Until somebody out there gets that deleted post...this is the best I can do...

so she sends out Pelipper! people underestimate Pelipper, Pelipper kicks ass!

 

Ass recalls Grovyle, because the writers don't have enough **** to go around to make a ****ing stupid victory with that match, and sends Pikachu!

 

Pikachu is Electric, Pelipper is Water/Flying! 4x weaknesses!

 

Winona expected that to happen.....

 

she tells Ass to fire at will, and he does so, but Pelipper uses Steel Wing and sticks it ground, grounding it's self, making Pkachu's attacks USELESS!

 

yes, it's all part of Winona's plan, Pikachu wastes his energy trying to hurt Pelipper!

 

.....was that a shooting star? I know I saw a shooting star! May saw it too!

 

now Pikachu is pretty much done for, so Pelipper uses Quick Attack! but Pikachu isn't done yet, so he tries to Quick Attack Pelipper! but Winona orders it to use Hydro Pump! and it's a direct hit! Pikachu is getting hit by a blast of high pressure water! wow, it's even hitting his crotch! owie! Pikachu is probably suffering internal bleeding! but..... you know those ****ers, the writers, they would never let Pikachu lose against a GIRL Gym Leader without taking someone down first, or actually winning the battle from some ****ing stupid plot device.....

 

.....so they use their unholy powers to raise Pelipper so Steel Wing isn't in the ground, and despite the fact that he should pretty much be dead at this point anyway, Pikachu uses Thunder, OHKOing Pelipper.....

 

Pikachu also faints at this point

 

ok, so Pikachu's insides should be liquid now, everything else was good, right?

 

WRONG!

 

remember when May and Ass first met Tailow? and how Pikachu couldn't beat Tailow after using 10+ Thunders? and remember how Pikachu can beat Ground types with Electric attacks?

 

well, let's review, Tailow lost to a ****ing Machop after getting a bit of battle experience since then, it was a WEAKLING!

 

Pikachu couldn't beat that Tailow

 

Winona's Pelipper sure as hell is stronger than Swellow as it is now.....

 

so, using the logic that Pikachu's attacks reverse the type advantages, and that Pelipper is stronger than Tailow, there was no ****ing way in hell that could have happened!

 

well, Winona has one left.....

 

Part of the recorded event was lost due to signal lost.

 

.....****!

 

ok, so it resumed when Winona told her SHINY SWELLOW (yes, a SHINY! the ONLY Gym Leader to have a shiny) to use Hyper Beam.....

 

.....it looks like I missed quite a bit here, so let's pull up Serebii for pictures that don't tell much, yet tell enough

 

ok, so Grovyle Leaf Bladed Swellow, but Swellow survived, then avenged Altaria by slamming Grovyle on the ground, then Ass sent out Swellow, and Winona's Swellow kicked Swellow's ass, then started using Hyper Beam, and that's where the signal came back in

 

ok, so Swellow is already weakened, dodged a few Hyper Beams, then Winona told her Swellow to aim 30 degrees to the left, IT'S A DIRECT HIT!

 

wow, she's smart and pretty!

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but..... what's this? Swellow still lives? one more Hyper Beam should finish the ****er off! hey! it managed to dodge it, and it's using Quick Attack! but Winona orders her Swellow to use Aerial Ace, which effectively served the purpose of being offensive AND defensive! Swellow is pretty much done for at this point, there is NOTHING Ass and Swellow can do to pull a win.....

 

.....oh wait, I forgot which show this is for a second there.....

 

Ass has an idea, he got it from blowing sand! what the hell could he possibly pull?

 

well, Swellow dodges more Hyper Beams, and is flying quite well despite the fact that it was just staggering, about to fall from the sky, weakened.....

 

.....****ing steroids!

 

and then it uses Wing Attack on the sand, kicking up lots of sand, what purpose would that serve? it doesn't matter, Swellow is too weak to be able to pull an attack and- WHAT THE ****?!

 

let me get this straight, Ass' Swellow gets it's ass kicked pretty badly, with lots of Pecks and a Hyper Beam, then uses ONE Wing Attack on Winona's Swellow, which at that point only got hit by one Leaf Blade which didn't do **** to it, and KOs it?!

 

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[PLEASE STAND BY]

 

AND THE ****ING-

 

[KEEP STANDING BY]

 

-those ****ing sexist writers! yes, god forbid anyone let a GIRL win, especially when she is clearly superior! this **** makes me sick, and what about the time wher-

 

[KITTIES LIKE PIE]

 

-and why doesn't the League do any blood testing for steroids, stopping Ass from even entering? because the League is ****ing corrupt, that's why! and-

 

[LA LA LA]

 

-and that is why religion leads to the destruction of the soul..... what was I talking about again? oh, right.....

 

so, as you can see, the writers are ****ing sexist idiots that need to die, there's all kinds of things they could have done, and still can do to save this god forsaken anime, but they suck too much to do those things, they'd rather continue to make Ass, despite all the **** he pulls in Gym Battles, go to the League, and lose, but still put up more of a fight than what he should anyway, but you know what the worst part is?.....

 

PEOPLE STILL LIKE THIS ****!!!!!!!!!!!

 

the people in Japan, who have more power than us (japanese petititions DO work, in fact, that's how the two Fire Emblem characters got into SSBM), still love this ****, seeing how there's still plenty of fanart of the characters who suck, and not nearly enough of the characters that don't (I've yet to see Flannery or Winona bathing suit pictures, yet I've seen the unholy image of Roxanne in a bathing suit, WHAT THE **** IS UP WITH THAT?!), and it's not like Japan is the only country, here, Canada, and the UK as well, hell, Serebii, the owner of that site, is from the UK, hell, IT'S ****ING WORLDWIDE!

 

too many idiots are entertained by Ass beating the hell out of TR for 90% of the ****ing episodes for anyone to care to do anything different, or maybe those writers are the idiots that are entertained by that, I don't know, but what I do know is that this **** has GOT to stop!

 

.....Ass is a ****ing cheater, he does not deserve that Feather Badge, or the Balance Badge, or the Heat Badge..... and hell, god knows the ***** just gave that Stone Badge away so he'll leave.....

 

and the writers are ****ing hacks!

 

well, see you..... next week? week after? I don't know, I just know that I'll see you again eventually! actually, I'll see you today, when I check on this topic, which I expect will get more replies than the usual weekly May topics, if it doesn't get modded, which it shouldn't......

 

well, you get the idea, bye!

Hes is the next great anime reviewer, trust me on this.