These goddamn NFL Network and their hippie weekday games have my schedule all out of whack. Bastards. And fuck you Bryant Gumbel. I had to listen to your godawful commentary during the Browns/Steelers game. What the fuck are you doing in football anyway? Get the hell out of here and leave the play-by-play to your brother, Greg.

Cleveland at Pittsburgh (7.5) Incorrect.

Yeah, I got it wrong. But what I want to talk about is how Kellow Winslow landed a cheap shot on a Steelers linebacker only to have his bell run on the next play, dropping a sure catch. Then Joey Porter called him a fag after the game and gets fined. Way to go Joey. I’m being serious. Of course, should he knock him out of the next game they play, or commits a personal foul, I wonder if Porter could be accused of committing a hate crime.

(3.5) Atlanta at Tampa Bay. Incorrect

I have no idea what to say about this one.

Baltimore at Kansas City (2.5). Correct.

Wow. I didn’t know this was the first Chiefs loss at home in December in 10 years. Boy do I look smart now.

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (4.5). Correct.

I forgot who won this game, so I had to look it up on NFL.com. I saw the score, saw who I picked and thought, “Why’d I do that?”

(1.5) Indianapolis at Jacksonville. Incorrect.

Well, now that the Jags finally beat their divisional big brother, I can now feel comfortable in picking them to outright win a game against the Colts.

Minnesota at Detroit (2.5). Correct.

I still don’t understand how the Lions were even favored in this one.

(3.5) New England at Miami. Incorrect.

Wow, the Pats got shut out. Um, that ain’t good.

New Orleans at Dallas (6.5). Incorrect.

From my prediction entry:

I'm sure Dallas will win, but that spread. Well, the Cowboys have that defense. Plus they're at home. OK then.

Yeah, that defense. OK then.

N.Y. Giants at Carolina (3.5). Incorrect.

Wow, and to think I thought the Panthers were Super Bowl contenders.

Oakland at Cincinnati (10.5). Correct.

The Raiders played a few teams tough this year, but I knew this would be a blow-out.

(1.5) Philadelphia at Washington. Correct.

Whew. Won this one by half-a-point.

Tennessee at Houston (1.5). Correct.

I’m glad Vince Young is doing OK this year. I don’t know what his stats are, but his team is playing better, and that’s all that matters.

Green Bay at San Francisco (5.5). Correct.

I have no idea what the Packers’ record is. Huh, 5-8.

(3.5) Seattle at Arizona. Incorrect.

First the Colts finally lose to the Jaguars, now Seattle can’t beat Arizona. Fiddlesticks.

Denver at San Diego (7.5). Incorrect.

Damn San Diego is looking good. Wouldn’t it be funny if the Chargers meet the Saints in the Super Bowl?

(6.5) Chicago at St. Louis. Incorrect.

I thought I made a good selection when I went to bed with the score still close. Then I saw the score the next morning and went “WTF?”

This week’s record: 7-9

Cumulative record: 100-108

Well, if I go perfect in today's games I’ll be at .500 for the season. Sure, why not?