If you’ve read my blog for any amount of time, chances are you know my opinion toward Division I-A College Football and the whole BcS system. From my 10/16 entry:

College football is a fucking joke. One of the largest sports industries in this country and they don’t even bother with a playoff. You people don’t want a playoff system? That’s cool. But don’t turn around and then have these endless, stupid debates over who really is number one and who should really be ranked number two. Win your conference. Win your gay bowl game against someone from another conference and let it end there. And whenever you want to determine a true national champion, give me a call.

But even though I don’t care for college football, I do care about my fellow TSM brethren. When Bored needed an extra participant for this year’s college football pick ‘em contest, I was more than happy to oblige. I mean, it’s only a minute or so out of my busy week to PM him each week’s picks. Well a funny thing happened; I managed to scrap and claw my way to the Meow Mix Pussy Bowl up against my hated rival Kotz. Well, maybe not “hated rival,” but I know he won’t be inviting me over for dinner anytime soon. I figured because I post all my NFL selections, why not include this year’s bowl games?

Please note that I have spent zero time actually thinking about these selections, which is how I approached my selections for Bored’s contest. Now if USC is playing California Christian Academy Tech in Week 1, then I’m going with the Trojans. But for just about anything else, I’m completely in the dark, which in many cases would probably be the best way to pick games. I have no idea which teams have already won, nor do I really care. I’ll probably do a recap after the BcS game to see how good (or bad) I did. Oh, and Papajohns.com Bowl? Insight Bowl? Meineke Car Care Bowl? International Bowl with Cincinnati vs. Western Michigan on January 6? The hell?

December 19th

Poinsettia: TCU vs. Northern Illinois

December 21st

Las Vegas: BYU vs. Oregon

December 22nd

New Orleans: Troy vs. Rice

December 23rd

Papajohns.com: South Florida vs. East Carolina

New Mexico: New Mexico vs. San Jose State

Armed Forces: Tulsa vs. Utah

December 24th

Hawaii: Arizona State vs. Hawaii

December 26th

Motor City: Middle Tennessee vs. Central Michigan

December 27th

Emerald: Florida State vs. UCLA

December 28th

Independence: Oklahoma State vs. Alabama

Holiday: California vs. Texas A&M

Texas: Rutgers vs. Kansas State

December 29th

Music City: Clemson vs. Kentucky

Sun: Oregon State vs. Missouri

Liberty: Houston vs. South Carolina

Insight: Texas Tech vs. Minnesota

Champs Sports: Purdue vs. Maryland

December 30th

Meineke Car Care: Navy vs. Boston College

Alamo: Texas vs. Iowa

Chick-fil-A: Georgia vs. Virginia Tech

December 31st

MPC Computers: Miami vs. Nevada

January 1st

Outback: Tennessee vs. Penn State

Cotton: Auburn vs. Nebraska

Gator: West Virginia vs. Georgia Tech

Capital One: Arkansas vs. Wisconsin

Rose: USC vs. Michigan

Fiesta: Boise State vs. Oklahoma

January 2nd

Orange: Louisville vs. Wake Forest

January 3rd

Sugar: Notre Dame vs. LSU

January 6th

International: Cincinnati vs. Western Michigan

January 7th

GMAC: Ohio vs. Southern Miss

January 8th

BCS Championship: Florida vs. Ohio State