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4/3: #32, Drunk Driving, Speed Trains (Not Together, Though)

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Number 32: Hogan Made Wrestling

 

Even though he isn’t up-to-date on all the great white running backs of the NFL, it seems we both share an affection for Baldur’s Gate. (The PC game with Minsc and Boo, not the console version. Both games are solid in their own ways, but I lean toward Shadows of Amn.) He also shares an affinity with me for hating poor white trash. However, he doesn’t seem to care much for blogs, which makes me wonder what the hell he’s doing on this list in the first place. And talk about the power of premonition: from a post of mine in that “blog” thread I mentioned above.

 

When I get MY blog up and running it will pwn/soccermom/whatever-it-is-you-kids-say-these-days ALL of yours.

 

Ah, who the hell am I kidding, it will be a piece of shit...

 

6:30 p.m.

 

• OK. So I see this article on the wires.

 

A woman who went for a horseback ride through town at midnight and allegedly used the horse to ram a police car was charged with driving under the influence and drug offenses, police said Tuesday.

 

"Cars were passing by having to avoid it, and almost hitting the horse," said Police Chief Brad Gregg.

 

He said DUI charges can apply even when the vehicle has four legs instead of wheels.

 

Police in the northeast Alabama town received a call around midnight Saturday about someone riding a horse on a city street, Gregg said.

 

No biggie. I wouldn't have even given this a second thought. After all, people are a crazy lot. However, below that article was this one.

 

It's not drunken driving in New Jersey if it involves a Zamboni.

 

A judge ruled the four-ton ice rink-grooming machines aren't motor vehicles because they aren't useable on highways and can't carry passengers.

 

Zamboni operator John Peragallo had been charged with drunken driving in 2005 after a fellow employee at the Mennen Sports Arena in Morristown told police the machine was speeding and nearly crashed into the boards.

 

Police said Peragallo's blood alcohol level was 0.12 percent. A level of 0.08 is considered legally drunk in New Jersey.

 

Peragallo appealed, and Superior Court Judge Joseph Falcone on Monday overturned his license revocation and penalties.

 

Here was my favorite part.

 

Peragallo, 64, testified at his trial that he did drink beer and vodka, but not until after he had groomed the ice. However, he told police he had a shot of Sambuca with his breakfast coffee and two Valium-pills before work.

 

And speaking of Valium, my out-of-control niece in law showed up for orientation at her hostess job that will probably last less than two weeks. She was with a few other people, and one of them is also a recovering drug addict who asked her, "So you're on methadone, too?" Well, that's one place I'll never eat at again. Pity, and the one time I went there before it was a good enough restaurant.

 

12 p.m.

 

• So the Frenchies have fast trains.

 

France's TGV train smashed the world rail speed record Tuesday, providing an important image boost for French industry in an increasingly competitive world market.

 

An experimental version of the fast train, equipped with two supercharged locomotives and extra-large wheels, hit 574.8 kilometres per hour (357.2 miles per hour) on a specially prepared stretch of track east of Paris.

 

Great, now they can retreat faster than ever before.

 

• The Pirates beat the Astros 4-2 yesterday on Opening Day. But the Bucs were perfect at Minute Maid Park last year -- they didn't win a single game. Gee, maybe this really is year they turn everything around.

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Well, our Bucs came from behind and beat The Astros again last night. A year or 2 away my ass! Then again it could have something to do with the lack of black players on The Astros.

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Houston's going to be in even more trouble once the weather starts getting hot and the black players really start to shine. No wonder ESPN hired Racist Dusty as a commentator. I hope the Pirates enter their home opener undefeated and then go on to stink up the joint, dashing the dreams of the hometown fans yet again.

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And why does does the field have a logo of an orange and not something grape-juice related? (Look toward the top right of the picture.)

 

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RACISM I tell you.

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