What...what...you mean that he has to give up Eddies son?...snore...

Here are the results:

MNMJ vs. Booker T & Chris Benoit w/Sharmell

The Match was better than it had to be: ***

Rey Mysterio vs. Christian

*** stars...again better than it had to be.

Its a tossup this week. It depends on who you think had the better 5 matches.

Some WWE news of note and nobody likes when movesets are downgraded.

Vince McMahon has sent word down through WWE that he wants cruiserweights to tone down several risky high flying moves, unofficially banning maneuvers such as the 450 splash and the shooting star press.

 

Apparently the number of injuries has caused McMahon to decide that high flying risky maneuvers are simply not worth it. The unofficial ban actually went into effect around two weeks ago and when Paul London used the shooting star press against Nunzio on a recent edition of Velocity, he was told by company officials not to use it again and to come up with a different finisher.

 

London along with other WWE cruiserweights are upset about having to tone down their style. Many in the industry are comparing this unofficial ban to the ban of the tombstone piledriver where WWE officials only let the Undertaker and Kane use it in dramatic situations.

 

from PWInsider

Bret Hart will be at WWE headquarters in Stamford, CT, for a meeting today regarding participation in a DVD project.

The WWE creative team has apparently decided on CM Punk's gimmick for his WWE debut. Punk will be 'the first ever deaf wrestler'. He is, of course, not deaf in reality, but will be in kayfabe. The creative team has already planned a number of 'humorous' backstage skits that center around Punk's 'handicap'. This appears to be yet another tasteless attempt at cheap heat by WWE creative.

Some Indy News:

Dark Match, before the TV show

Seth Skyfire defeated Nigel McGuiness, with a top rope legdrop.

 

TV Show

 

Singles Match

Daniel Puder (with Mr. Ken Anderson) defeated Seth Skyfire, by tapout.

 

Singles Match

Aaron "The Idol" Stevens (with Beth Pheniox & some other girl) defeated Robert Fury.

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

OVW Southern Tag Champions, The Tolands defeated two jobbers.

 

OVW Heavyweight Title Match

Johnny Jeter defeated "The Shooter" Brent Albright, to become the new OVW Heavyweight Champion.

 

Dark Match, after the TV show

Blaster Lashley defeated Danny Inferno.

Ok, now to Puro:

And the first link is:

NSFW And NSF56K

...In short, the premise of the AV (porn) film is this - whoever loses the wrestling match ends up making their AV debut in a lumber jack porn match. The ring is surrounded by a bunch of guys who are waiting to screw the girl that loses.

 

http://www.tanteifile.com/geinou/index3.html

http://ura.tanteifile.com/otona/2005/08/04_02/index.html

http://www.naturalhigh.co.jp/r1/cgi/natulo...08/post_12.html

 

The "match" involves Drake Morimatsu vs. Emi Tohjo, who has done a few porn movies in the past. Tohjo "loses" the match and immediately is forced into AV action against the lumberjacks...

Results for The First Part of the G1 Tourney:

1. B Block: Yutaka Yoshie (2 pts) defeated Shin'ya Makabe (0 pts) in 12 minutes, 23 seconds with a diving body press.

 

2. B Block: Hiroshi Tanahashi (1 pt) and Toru Yano (1 pt) went to a 30-minute draw.

 

3. A Block: Osamu Nishimura (1 pt) and Minoru Suzuki (1 pt) went to a 30-minute draw.

 

4. A Block: Tatsumi Fujinami (2 pts) defeated Kendo Ka Shin (0 pts) in 4 minutes, 50 seconds with a Ground Cobra Twist.

 

5. B Block: Kazuyuki Fujita (2 pts) defeated Tatsutoshi Goto (0 pts) in 3 minutes, 19 seconds with a front sleeper hold.

 

6. B Block: Shinsuke Nakamura (2 pts) defeated Manabu Nakanishi (0 pts) in 14 minutes, 38 seconds with a triangle choke hold/lock.

 

7. A Block: Masa Chono (2 pts) defeated Yuji Nagata (0 pts) in 17 minutes, 2 seconds with an inside cradle.

 

8. A Block: Toshiaki Kawada (2 pts) defeated Hiroyoshi Tenzan (0 pts) in 19 minutes, 8 seconds with a face kick.

Wrestle-1 Results:

1. Mil Mascaras & Terry Funk defeated Tomoaki Honma & Katsuhiko Nakajima in 10 minutes, 19 seconds when Mascaras used a flying body attack on Nakajima for the win.

 

2. Kaz Hayashi defeated AJ Styles in 14 minutes, 38 seconds with the Final Cut.

 

3. W-1 GP: Kohei Suwama defeated The Predator in 7 minutes, 36 seconds with a back-drop suplex hold.

 

4. W-1 GP: Gen'ichiro Tenryu defeated Kazunari Murakami in 7 minutes, 29 seconds by disqualification from referee violence. A wild brawl with both guys attacking each other vigorously early on. Murakami went after Tenryu with a beer bottle attack and ended up hitting the referee.

 

5. W-1 GP: Bob Sapp defeated Giant Bernard in 5 minutes, 30 seconds with a school-boy roll-up. The finish saw TARU attack Sapp with a bamboo sword once, then go for a second attack and hit Bernard accidentally. This allowed Sapp to get the quick roll-up. After the finish, Bernard attacked TARU and gave him the Baldo Bomb in retaliation.

 

Akira Maeda came out with a picture of Shin'ya Hashimoto and a 10-count gong ceremony was performed.

 

6. W-1 GP: Kensuke Sasaki defeated Riki Choshu in 6 minutes, 10 seconds with a Northern Lights Bomb.

 

7. W-1 GP: Jun Akiyama defeated Katsuyori Shibata in 13 minutes, 46 seconds with a wrist-clutch exploder. Aggressive match with Shibata giving Akiyama the Penalty Kick twice and Akiyama countering back with a chair attack and the front neck lock. Shibata was played up as the young punk who was annoying Akiyama and Akiyama had to stop him with his best finisher.

 

8. W-1 GP: Great Muta defeated Akebono in 10 minutes, 8 seconds with 4 Shining Wizards and a moonsault press.

Ok...so now to the Fire Pro News, and its very intresting.

First off, last week- we had a masked man talking about how the game is going. Well, his name is Mask De Spike. (actually, hes Dino from DDT-you know...the gay dude...) he metions there will be a new hard core match, along with the all of the wreslers avaiable. (by last count, it was 327- but it could be more than that) The new hardcore match is the mine field match, made famous by FMW. He also stated that there will be another version of Fire Pro in the future, and that will have accdental selling...

This weeks update has new pictures and new videos, plus more info from Masked De Spike. I will have more details and the week before the new game comes out, all the videos will the linked here for all to see (I know there are more moves...)

Thats all for this week...