8/9: #14, Steely Resolve In Shitty Weather
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Number 14: King of the 909
It’s good to be King. Now being King of just the 909? I don’t know. From reading the limited entries in his blog it doesn’t appear that royalty in a state filled with illegal aliens would be all that appealing. Then again, if you were really King you’d be able to kill these leeches and then put a few in the heads of the Amnesty International and ACLU faggots that object. Funny enough, when he signed up for kkk Bowl years ago I thought for some reason he was black. But then he starts an ice hockey thread. Well so long to ethnic speculation. But back to “King’s Shit.” If you read the tagline to this cyber-diary it says:
For whatever's bugging the fuck out of me, which happens to be a lot of stuff.
Really? Well let’s see what has bugged Mr. 909 since December of 2005.
The weekend of December 12 in the sports world.
The media not letting the Suns/Lakers go.
MLB teams and their trading tactics.
Blog entries getting deleted when he writes a bunch of stuff.
This year’s March Madness tournament.
THAT’S IT? N*gga I have more things annoy me during a trip to the grocery store. But you can count me in as one of those people that don’t think soccer is “gay.” However, please don’t start talking about Europe Cups, Manchester United or whatever the hell is going on in that continent below us.
9:15 p.m.
• Well, we've been to London and we've been to L.A. Spain, New Zealand, and the U.S.A.
Europe, Japan, and Pango-Pango Canada, Siam, Oz and Kamoto
The kids all come from miles around
The party gets started when the sun goes down
A Holiday Inn's the only home I know
Rock-n-roll's alive 'cause we got the power baby
Crusing down the highway at 500 miles an hour baby
We got a fuel-injected tour bus, man it really flies
With a video tape deck inside
Let's go, rock-n-roll, everybody c'mon
Let's go, rock-n-roll, everybody c'mon now
Touring, touring, is never boring Touring, touring, is never boring Touring, touring, is never boring Touring, touring, oh baby, touring
Especially with your favorite girl Touring, touring, all around the world
Well we've been around this great big world
And we've met all kinds of guys and girls
From Kamoto Islands to Rockaway Beach
No, it's not hard, not far to reach
American girls knock me out, ya know
Fast cars, cold beer, and rock-n-roll
America is the only home I know
Let's go Let's go Let's go Let's go 500 miles to Mexico
Let's go Let's go Let's go Let's go 200 miles to Tokyo
Let's go Let's go Let's go Let's go
Drive, drive, drive the night away
Straight on through to the break of day
Drive, drive, drive the night away
Well, it's in your blood, it's in your blood
Touring, touring, is never boring Touring, touring, is never boring
Touring, touring, is never boring Touring, touring, oh baby, touring
Especially with your favorite girl now
Touring touring, all around the world Touring touring, all around the world
Touring touring, all around the world
...
Wait a second, I had "Rock and Roll High School" playing instead. Oh well, I'm sure I'm not the first to make that mistake.
6:15 p.m.
• So there was some crazy-ass weather to hit the region right as I was leaving the office.
A state of emergency was declared today for Allegheny County after storms dumped up to 3.5 inches of rain this morning and another line of severe storms moved through this afternoon. And the storms may not be over yet: a third line was headed this way tonight from Ohio, expected to reach the county between 7 and 7:30 p.m.
My co-worker advised me to stay in until it cleared up, but my theory was to go now because the traffic would only get worse. Now there was some shitty conditions: heavy rain, high winds, some tornados spotted. However, there are parts of the country that deal with this shit all the time, so even though I was much more alert than I usually am on the drive home from work I wasn’t going OMG I’M SO FRIGHTENED like some callers on the local RIGHT-WING RADIO show were screaming.
Why am I talking about this? Because I’m leading up to my road rage story. OK people, when traffic lights are out and there isn’t anyone directing traffic, TREAT IT LIKE A FOUR-WAY STOP SIGN AND DON’T JUST FUCKING DRIVE THROUGH THE INTERSECTION. There was a three way stop that I just knew was going to be trouble, and this blue-hair just went on through. Had I not prepared for this encounter I would have been t-boned. As I laid my horn on her for the next two blocks, at least I got her to stop at the next down traffic light. Jesus I hate people.
Actually, I was a little concerned because I kept seeing downed trees during my commute. Especially since there are some big trees near my property. However, the storm lost steam when it got to the surrounding counties, which is where I live. Yet another reason why the suburbs rock.
• How funny is this? I live in the Shittburgh area and I ESPN alerts me to local stories. First it was “Jim Rome is Burning” telling me the Pirates got Matt Morris. Now I learned from “Around the Horn” that the Steelers have a mascot.
Steely McMotherfuckingBeam.
Que?
You know, one of the things I liked about the Steelers throughout my life is that they didn’t bother with mascots or cheerleaders. I guess I need something to laugh at after the Pirates stop playing in September and I don’t see the team’s “We Will” slogan for six months. At least the Succo's "Pirate Parrot" is tolerable.
Ha. I forgot about this. Thanks Wikipedia.
The Pirate Parrot is the mascot of the Pittsburgh Pirates, debuting in 1979. He is a large green parrot who wears a Pirates jersey and cap.
During the Pittsburgh drug trials of 1985, the original parrot, Kevin Koch, was implicated for buying cocaine and introducing players to local drug dealers.
3 p.m.
• I heard about this when the story first broke. Sickening.
A 15-year-old boy and a man were in custody and facing murder charges Thursday in the execution-style killings of three college students and wounding of another in a school yard shooting...
...The four friends, ages 18 to 20, were attacked while they were talking outside an elementary school on Saturday night. Authorities have said robbery appeared to be the motive.
Three of the victims—Terrance Aeriel, 18, Dashon Harvey, 20; and Iofemi Hightower, 20—were forced to kneel against a wall and were shot at close range. The fourth, 19-year-old Natasha Aeriel, Terrance Aeriel's sister, survived a wound to her head and is hospitalized...
...All four victims were planning to attend Delaware State University this fall. Instead, three were to be buried Saturday in separate services.
It's not even worth making some "boy, I hope this child doesn't do hard time but instead gets lots of hugs for killing several members of our society who would have probably gone on to do something useful" remark.
12:30 p.m.
• Ugh. Some asshole called the house at 2:45 a.m., waking up the kkk household. When the answering maching got activiated, my first thought was "who died?" But I'm guessing it was a wrong number because there was no messge and the Caller ID had it listed as a "private call." Bastards. I'm now crashing with two-and-a-half hours to go in my workday. If this would have been at 4:30 a.m., at least I would have been woken up 30 minutes before my alarm goes off anyway. But noooooo, it has to be two-plus hours hours.
11:45 a.m.
• You know, everybody loves the term "Limousine Liberal," but it just doesn't seem to pack the punch it once did. After all, the Left-Wing Elite seems to be wasting more resources now than they ever did, what with their fancy houses and overseas trips. I think a more appropriate term should be "Private Plane Progressive." If Rush uses this line in the future, at least I'll know he reads my blog.
8:45 a.m.
• LOL, on Boortz's local morning show, he just called former senator's Max Cleland's "chief of staff" a "little asshole." Awesome.
8:30 a.m.
• This was the highlight of Boortz's show yesterday, and I knew there would be someone complaining about this segment. I was right. Hilarious.
A little tale to tell you here about a professor at The University of Texas (TU) in Austin. Typical, typical, typical.
Ok ... If you were listening to the Boortz Show yesterday we had a call from good ole Eddie. Now Eddie is black, and Eddie goes through live with a huge racial chip on his shoulder. With Eddie, everything is about race. No matter what subject we're talking about on the air ... it's all about race. Michael Vick ... all about race. The war in Iraq ... all about race. Skim vs. half & half ... about race. Every negative occurrence in Eddie's life has been due to one reason ... his race. To be blunt, it sucks to be Eddie.
Now during yesterday's phone call Eddie made two rather amazing statements.
"Every time I see an old white man I wonder how many black people he's killed."
"Every time I seen an old German I wonder how many Jews he has killed."
So ... After Eddie shares those incredible gems of intellectual discourse with us, I had a question:
"Eddie, how would you feel if I told you that every time I saw a young black man I wondered how many women he's raped and how much drugs he has sold."
Even .. .and I say this advisedly ... even if you went to a government school you would be able to discern just exactly why I asked Eddie that question. As the Godfather likes to say .... "I was illustrating absurdity by being absurd."
Well ... as you might expect ... a few hours after I left the studio my syndication representative gets a rather angry phone call from a University of Texas professor who had heard my comments on KLBJ-AM in Austin. This professor proceeds to tell my syndication rep that he heard me say that every time I see a young black man I wonder how many women he has raped and how much drugs he has sold. He went on to explain that Don Imus was fired for saying much less. This professor was demanding either an explanation or some action.
Now this is something you may expect from someone like Eddie; but from a university professor?
Par for the course, I guess. Let's just hope he listens to his students better than he listens to the radio.
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