7 p.m.

• A teacher lost his job over this? If "he" was a "she" and "she" was "hot" and "she" had sex with her students, then this teacher would still be gainfully employed at best, collecting a paycheck while sitting at home at worst.

A Monessen High School teacher resigned after winning a date with a porn star during a satellite radio contest. The school board voted to accept Jaison Biagini's resignation on Tuesday.

 

While listening to the "Bubba the Love Sponge" radio show on Sirius satellite radio, Biagini won the trip last month to St. Petersburg, Fla., to meet with porn star Akira.

 

Biagini, who uses a wheelchair, was interviewed on the radio show after returning home, and told the Valley Independent in Monessen that he was ridiculed for his disability and offended by how he was portrayed on the show. He also expressed concerns about his teaching job.

 

Biagini contended the radio host chastised him, saying Biagini knew full well what the contest was about.

 

Biagini, who taught art for 14 years at the school, said he entered the contest because he wanted to win the free trip and visit the Salvador Dali museum in St. Petersburg. He described the date as being "all fake and staged."

You know, isn't this this same place which had that reality show where Dick Butkus quit coaching the high school football team before the season ended?

An assistant football coach at Montour High School was suspended indefinitely for using a racial slur on the sidelines during the team's season opener...

 

...Montour is the subject of the ESPN reality series, "Bound for Glory," which premiers Sept. 20. Pro Football Hall of Fame linebacker Dick Butkus and former NFL cornerback Ray Crockett work on the coaching staff as part of the series.

Nope. You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.

6:30 p.m.

• Be warned. If you venture to the Discovery Channel, steer clear of this shit.