12 a.m.

• After working 9:30 a.m. to 11 p.m. behind a computer, there’s nothing I like better than coming home to … type behind a computer. Goddamnit.

Atlanta @ Jacksonville (10.5)

Man, I knew I’d be hating these spreads when I first posted them. Sure the Jags will win by double digits.

Buffalo @ Pittsburgh (9.5)

OK, Buffalo has a bunch of injuries, and Pittsburgh won big last week. But they played Cleveland. What do I do? Do I jump on the bandwagon now and have them not cover, or do I stay with the other team and watch the Steelers win big again. Oh, I’ll be a homer this week, although the black and gold don’t always impress at home. 20 points.

(7.5) Cincinnati @ Cleveland

LOL – the Browns traded away their starting quarterback from last week already. I’ll take the Bengals offense to score bunches, even though this is the BATTLE FOR OHIO~!

Green Bay @ N.Y. Giants (1.5)

Hmm, I’m not sure how long Emily will be out, if at all. I’ll go with the NFL’s IRON MAN.

Houston @ Carolina (6.5)

Interesting. The Texans surprised me by winning last week. I think Carolina will win the game, but I’m hoping it’ll be close.

(7.5) Indianapolis @ Tennessee

Here’s hoping Indy stays on that roll from last year’s Wild Card.

(3.5) New Orleans @ Tampa Bay

The Saints didn’t play all that well in Week 1, but here’s hoping they rebound against a divisional foe.

San Francisco @ St. Louis (3.5)

I thought Arizona would win last week due to the air attack. Here’s hoping the 49ers can keep it close.

(3.5) Dallas @ Miami

Uh, yay Cowboys?

Minnesota @ Detroit (2.5)

Sure Detroit scored bunches of points – it was against Oakland. Yeah, the Raiders had a "good" defense last year, from what some people on TV said, but was it one of those defenses where the other team just scored a bunch early and let the offense play catch up all game? You know, much like a crappy team can have a “good” pass defense because after a team builds a 30-0 lead all they do is run the ball against the pass defense in the second half. Let's see, how many points they the Raiders give up last year?

27, 28, 24, 34, 13, 9, 13, 16, 17, 17, 21, 23, 27, 20, 20, 23

Is that good? I dunno. All I know is that the Raiders offense didn't score more in most of those games enough times to warrant the top pick in the most recent draft.

(3.5) Seattle @ Arizona

They’re still the divisional champs. Respect due.

Kansas City @ Chicago (12.5)

All the Bears have to do is kick four, err, five field goals. I’m confident.

N.Y. Jets @ Baltimore (10.5)

Hmm, the offense sucked dong last week. I’ll say the Ravens get the home vibe going and win.

Oakland @ Denver (10.5)

I’ll say the Broncos because even if they get up on their rival they’ll want to score more points.

San Diego @ New England (3.5)

Shit. Does spy-gate rally the Pats or distract them? I’ll go with the latter.

Washington @ Philadelphia (6.5)

I think Philly will win, but I’m hoping not by much.