3 p.m.

• More fun at work. Peep the following e-mail exchange from earlier today

“Do you happen to have the minutes from Meeting X in Connecticut?”

“Yes.”

“Well, I need them.”

“You want me to bring them upstairs?”

“Yes, since you didn’t let me know you had them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“But they (the minutes) were addressed to me.”

“I know that but you know that you don’t “get” them.”

Just because they were addressed to me I should have known they were intended for someone else. Ok then.

• Now we all know some of the worst things you can do to a Muslim male. But what about some of the worst things you can do to a Muslim female?

Pakistan opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was assassinated Thursday by an attacker who shot her after a campaign rally and then blew himself up. Her death stoked new chaos across the nuclear-armed nation, an important U.S. ally in the war on terrorism.

Oh, yeah. Killing them. That would suck.