1/6: Wait Until I Have A Falling Accident Of My Own
7:30 p.m.
• So the better half and I went to one of her friend’s house for some birthday party. Not only did the friend’s kid celebrate his fifth birthday, but this was also a place for the usual family members to meet and greet. With this being the first time many of these people have seen the better half since it was announced she was knocked up, we heard a lot of, “what until you have one of your own,” whenever one of the kids in attendance did something.
Some kid screaming for no apparent reason: “Wait until you have one of your own.”
Some kid running around at full speed and crashing into furniture: “Wait until you have one of your own.”
Some kid asking for a present that has yet to be assembled: “Wait until you have one of your own.”
Let’s just say on the drive home Mrs. kkk wasn’t too thrilled with being told 20 times “Wait until you have one of your own.” I didn’t mind the references. Then again, I didn’t hear any of them because I wasn’t paying attention for most of the afternoon. Had I been listening to any of the conversations going on, I would have just counted this “one of your own” stuff with, “Well, I’ll be sure not to pop out a troll.”
Actually, even I did listen to these people, I don't think this "Wait until you have one talk" would have bothered me much. After all, it can't be as annoying as the people that used to come into the Quickie Mart at 6 a.m. and comment on us being up so early. However, what I do see happening in the future is dealing with people who question the way I'm raising kkk Jr. I'm sure those exchanges will be fun.
• Man, I’ll tell you what – today could have been a bad one. I had just gotten out of the shower for said party, dried myself off and put on some clothes. I then went back into the bathroom to get a few things off the one ledge in shower – toothbrush, razor, etc., Suddenly I slipped and fell into the bathtub. When I put out my left hand to cushion the fall, my thumb went back. However, it didn’t go back far enough to break or even sprain. However, it was close enough. It hurt like hell for a few minutes (in fact, it’s still a bit sore), and it made me think of how bad the rest of my day would have been if that thumb would have went back just a tad bit more.
11 p.m.
• I'm not about to read this article, but the headline says it all.
Does Obama's Win Show US Is Colorblind?
Now if he should win the Democrat nomination and lose in the general election, I can see the next AP Headline.
Obama's Loss To White Republican Shows US Is RACIST
OK, so I lied. I looked over the article mentioned above, and found this:
"America's becoming more open-minded," said Mark Jambretz, a 36-year- old sales director at an Internet company in San Francisco. "I as a Republican can say that, and we need to open our eyes to people representing all ethnicities."
A Republican in San Francisco?
Now would I vote for a black presidential candidate? Sure, as long as they'd be willing to bomb brown people.
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