3 p.m.

• So I went to bed last night and woke up at 1 a.m. due to swallowing some snore spit down the wrong pipe and woke up gagging. Now this has happened a few times in the last few years, but this time it forced me to get up and head over to the bathroom. As I stood there lurched over the sink I realized it was time to hurl. God damnit. From the sink to the toilet. OK, hurry up, let’s get this over with. Christ I hate it when you’re anticipating the chuck. Just get it over with already. Here we go… BLEEEEEEECH. I should say BLEEEEEEECH 20 more times to give you the real-time account of how my night went, but that would be unfunny overkill…

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BLEEEEEEECH

BL...

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BLEEEEEEECH

And the weird thing about this experience? I looked at what I barfed and couldn’t recognize anything. Weird. Of course, this woke up the better half and she asked if I was going into work in the morning. “Yes,” I said. “Why?” she asked. “Well because I threw up.” Seriously, put aside the aftertaste, you can feel pretty damn good after this ordeal.

8 p.m.

• Speaking of Blech, from what I've been hearing, it sounds like Obama will win the NH primary over Hitlery. Whatever. I'm more pissed with the candidates on my side at this moment. THIS is what I have to pick from?

I was recently talking to someone on AIM and realized that Obama is like the liberal’s version of W., but for an entirely different reason. Peep this:

Obama: articulate. Commies think he’s great. My peeps think he’s full of shit.

W: stumbles through words. Commies think he’s a dunce. My peeps think he’s just like us.

Oh well, at least Hitlery can’t bitch about the “glass ceiling” or people “afraid to elect a minority/woman.” Too bad the person leading her in the polls isn’t some old white guy. I heard Obama got some extra security. With a lead on the Clintons, I don’t blame him.

9 p.m.

• Looks like roids B-12 shots isn't the only thing that McNamee guy is injecting into people.

Police said Brian McNamee denied having sex with a possibly drugged woman in a hotel pool, even though security guards and other witnesses said they saw him.

 

McNamee hired a New York attorney, who called detectives to arrange an interview.

 

"I explained to him that his client did talk with me once, and he lied to me," St. Petersburg Police Detective Donald Crotty wrote in a report.

 

The state attorney's office, however, decided not to press charges.

 

Detectives believed the former New York Yankees trainer who says he injected Roger Clemens with steroids lied to them during the 2001 investigation of a possible rape, according to documents released Tuesday by police.

This story doesn't really affect my opinion of the roids case one way or another, but here's the rest of the story.

The records released Tuesday by the St. Petersburg police show McNamee was suspected of raping a woman he had met at the Renaissance Vinoy Resort in October 2001. The Yankees were in town to close out the regular season against the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, and many players and support staff were staying at the upscale resort.

 

McNamee was having sex with the woman in the resort's pool and didn't stop when confronted by security, the documents say. Police were notified. When they arrived, they found McNamee had helped the woman out of the pool and get dressed, according to the documents. Groggy and incoherent, she was taken to the hospital, where the documents said she was found to have GHB, the "date-rape drug," in her system.

 

The woman told detectives she could not remember details of the encounter in the pool. She said she did not give McNamee permission to have sex with her, and witnesses told detectives they had heard her saying "no" during the encounter, according to the documents.

 

Detectives later recovered some of her jewelry, an empty beer can and a water bottle containing GHB at the side of the pool.

 

Police interviewed McNamee hours later, according to the documents, and he denied having sex with the woman or knowing Yankees batting practice pitcher, Charles Wonsowicz, who was also in the pool. McNamee refused to submit a saliva sample for DNA analysis, the documents said.

 

Although the state attorney's office decided not to press charges, the accusations ended McNamee's career with the Yankees.

 

The Yankees did not give a specific reason for terminating McNamee.

 

Clemens then hired McNamee as his personal trainer. According to the pitcher's lawsuit, McNamee told him that his actions were "actually a life-saving attempt."

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Speaking of Blech, from what I've been hearing, it sounds like Obama will win the NH primary over Hitlery...

Now I think I'm really going to be sick.