8:30 p.m.

• Looks like I'm not the only one going senile in the kkk household. You can figure out who is who:

"What were you listening to upstairs? There was a lot of yelling."

"The

"When did you get that."

*shakes head*

"What?"

"You got it for me as a Christmas present."

"I did?"

"Yes."

"Oh..."

And fuck the people that dont think that AMERICA TOATALLY OWNS, UR JUST MAD U SAND NIGGERS THAT UR NOT IN AMERICA.

• So I went to look up some article on Barack Osama RACIST pastor and here were the first headlines that popped up on Google News.

An Effort to Bridge a Divide

Obama's race speech hits receptive ears in Gwinnett

Obama's Race Speech Heralded as Historic

Oh, there won't be any favorable coverage this election for one candidate.

Say, did you all know that John McCain served in Vietnam? Did you know he was still alive? I'm being serious -- is he still with us?

• The guy is blind for God's sake -- he has the perfect excuse. All he has to say is that he was congested on his selected days of forbidden passion and couldn't detect anything from the smell.

A day after his predecessor's sex scandal propelled him into office, Gov. David Paterson revealed Tuesday that he had affairs with a "number of women," including a state employee, but said that does not affect his ability to lead.

Actually, the best part of all this is the photo that goes along with this article. Here's the headline:

New NY Governor Admits Affairs Years Ago

And here's the pic.