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3/23: Gnomes, Geno's

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10:30 a.m.

 

• So it looks like courtneywasmurdered is taking his act on the road. (The video clip can be found via the link.)

 

A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

 

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

 

Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

 

He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.

 

“I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

 

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

 

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

 

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

 

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.

 

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”

 

Well, if it keeps the kids off the streets and out of trouble, then what's the problem? Besides, I'm sure this is all on the up and up.

 

• There is some sanity -- in Philadelphia of all places.

 

The owner of a famous cheesesteak shop did not discriminate when he posted signs asking customers to speak English, a city panel ruled Wednesday.

 

In a 2-1 vote, a Commission on Human Relations panel found that two signs at Geno's Steaks telling customers, "This is America: WHEN ORDERING 'PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH,'" do not violate the city's Fair Practices Ordinance...

 

...Vento has said he never refused service to anyone because they couldn't speak English. But critics argued that the signs discourage customers of certain backgrounds from eating at the shop.

 

Commissioners Roxanne E. Covington and Burt Siegel voted to dismiss the complaint, finding that the sign does not communicate that business will be "refused, withheld or denied."

 

In a dissenting opinion, Commissioner Joseph J. Centeno said he thought the signs did discourage some customers.

 

"The sign appeared immediately above another sign that had the following words: 'Management Reserves the Right to Refuse Service,'" Centeno wrote.

 

Geno's and its chief rival across the street, Pat's King of Steaks, are two of the city's best known cheesesteak venues. A growing number of Asian and Latin American immigrants have moved into the traditionally Italian neighborhood in recent years.

 

Vento had threatened to go to court if he lost. His attorney, Albert G. Weiss, said he was "pleasantly surprised" by Wednesday's decision.

 

"We expected that this was not going to go our way," Weiss said.

 

In February 2007, the commission found probable cause against Geno's for discrimination, alleging that the policy discourages customers of certain backgrounds from eating there.

 

The case went to a public hearing, where an attorney for the commission argued that the sign was about intimidation, not political speech. The matter then went to the three-member panel for a ruling.

 

This isn't like the "White/Coloreds Only" signs that were plasted in this country a generation or two ago. And, if this article is correct, with the ever-increasing immigrant population sprouting up around this business, if the masses are offended they can go to the other cheesesteak place and drive Geno's Steaks out of business.

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I agree with the Gino's decision. I wouldn't do it myself, but if a business wants to make a statement like that, it's their own business. Personally though, I liked a different sign better at an old pizza shop in my area. "Customers who take two or more minutes to order three pizzas or less will be shot." I think that's a sign we can all rally behind.

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