7:30 p.m.

• I’m sorry but when I saw this subject line in my inbox I had to click:

It felt so good I was screaming - The Jack Rabbit Vibrator

And what did the body text have to say? (The text was bolded when I read it.)

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Ps. Here's what one of our customers had to say:

 

"The most mind-blowing orgasms I have ever had! It is sensational. The clit tickler is amazing - I was screaming, it felt so good, and the rotating beads just sent me over the edge." J. Beal

 

PPs. Yes, it's the same one made famous by Sex & the City (did you see the episode?)

In case any of you want more information about this product, peep the vibrator shop. Then again, why pay $70 to get off when this guy will do it for free?

• I swear to Christ I’m talking to my former co-worker now more than when I worked at my previous shit hole of a job. Why? Because the new person they hired is a complete fuck-up and doesn’t know the first thing about her job. It’s already taking three people to do the work I performed by myself. What’s the point of lying about your set of job skills when you will need them to perform your duties? At least when I interview I was honest with what I knew and what I didn’t. Then again, that might be why I didn’t get past the first round of many of my interviews. Oh well.

• Oh thank fuck this show is ending.

Angela Bassett will don the white coat for the final season of "ER."

 

NBC's medical drama announced that the 49-year-old actress, who won a Golden Globe for playing Tina Turner in 1993's "What's Love Got to Do With It," is joining the "ER" cast.

 

She'll play an attending physician who is returning to Chicago after doing tsunami relief work in Indonesia.

 

Her character's toughness hides a troubled past that will unfold during the season, producers say.

 

"Angela is a wonderfully talented actress who I've long hoped to work with," said John Wells, executive producer of the series.

 

Well is hoping to lure many of the "ER" cast's alumni back for appearances for the show's 15th and final season.

I watched it for a spell in the late 1990s and HATED just about every character on the show. The only one I liked was Dr. Romano, and that was because he was an asshole. Everyone else I rooted for their early demise. Except for the gruffy receptionist guy. Oh, and the Anthony Edwards character, but I think that was because I hated him less than the rest of the ensemble.