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5/17: You Can Bank On Me Getting Funny Looks

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kkktookmybabyaway

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4 p.m.

 

• So today the better half and I went to the bank to open up a savings account. After Mrs. kkk’s credit cards got paid off, I said we were going to have an initial rainy day fund that would eventually be turned into a savings account. This would happen once we got to a specific figure in our checking account. Well this past month we met that figure, so it was time to move that money to a savings account. This of course meant it was time to go to the bank and watch the bank person react in surprise when they find out how much money we have in our account. This happened when I first moved back to Pennsylvania in 2003 and opened up an account. This also happened earlier this year when I went to get a debit card for my account. And just to show that I wasn’t crazy about the surprised facial contortions, I asked the better half to watch for such a reaction. The best part came when the banker asked, “Well do you know what account you would like to open?” After I said what account would work best for us, she spent a few minutes looking at her notes and said, “That’s right. You have enough to get into the higher-tier interest rate!” Pft. Like it matters. Now the plan is to keep the checking account at the amount we predetermined and any extra money left over in that account at the end of the month will be spent paying off my school loan. I figure that should take a few months, and then it will be onto the next task at hand.

 

• I just realized that the postage rate went up yet again. I knew it was going to increase, but I wasn’t sure when. It must be nice to run an industry where you don’t have to worry about your competition setting prices lower than yours. But I digress. I discovered a reason to keep pennies – to get 1-cent stamps. Earlier this year at Sam’s Club trip we got a 100-roll of stamps. How many stamps do we have left? 68. How many 1-cent stamps did I get today? 68. How many pennies did I use? 68. Unrolled. Hey, if they want to raise postage rates by a penny, then they should expect a similar brand of currency. Actually, it wasn’t that tense a transaction. Here’s what I hate most about the post office. No matter who’s in front of me in line, it takes 5-10 minutes (at least) to complete their order. When I step up, it takes a minute – two tops. Then again, I don’t stand there and carefully pick out the design of stamps I want to purchase. Goddamn I hate old people.

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You didn't buy 10,000 of those "Forever" stamps that are not affected by the rate increase? Some Jew you are...

 

And go easy on the Post Office. Sure their delivery service is inefficient, their rates are way too high for what you get, and their workers are rude, slow, and incompetent. But without them, we wouldn't have gotten that fantastic story about how they delivered your mail to that broken down, barely-a-mailbox device on your street...

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OK, so that made me laugh.

 

Actually, I do defend the post office once in a while. However, another thing I hate is when they get pissy when you want to mail something larger than a letter. "You have to wrap this package in tape FOUR times -- what, you mean you didn't know that anything over 6.504032 ounces gets charged the parcel rate if you want to send it to Zone 2?!"

 

Well shoot, it must have slipped my mind.

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