9 a.m.

• So the latest Drudge page had the following headline link: PRO SOCCER TEAM HELPS SUBDUE MAN...

Just from reading the headline I know what happened, but I can't resist this joke. *clears throat*

What, did they play a game in front of the guy and put him to sleep.

Thank you, thank you I'm here all week. Try the tortured baby cow.

• Because my uber-deal with Comcast is running out, I am going to be downgrading my services. Hey, I like having a plethora of HBO/Showtime/etc. channels for a good price, but I don't watch these channels nearly enough to justify paying market value for them. Now I went onto Comcast's web site to look for packages and/or deals because I hate being one of those customers who clog up the phone lines asking a customer service rep. "how much is it if I just get this set of channels?" As I entered in my address and zip code to look for SUPER DEALS IN MY AREA I got the following message: The Comcast Triple Play is not available because Comcast Digital Voice is not yet available in your area. If you would like to find out if Comcast Digital Phone is available in your area, please call 1-800-COMCAST.

Que? I've had Comcast Voice for more than TWO YEARS and had the Triple Play package from 2006-2007.

10 p.m.

• As I was flipping channels this morning, I came across some cartoon that was like Pokemon but only with dinosaurs. Now for a split second I was thinking "Is this what passes for Saturday morning cartoons these days? In my time..."

Then I remembered...

And this is one heck of a way to make breakfast.