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A Letter to Leena

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Gary Floyd

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Dear Leena,

 

I doubt you are reading this-actually, since you seem to have OCD when it comes to TSM, you probably are, so here goes: People don't like you not because you just happen to be a woman. People don't like you because you're you. You are completely unlikable, do nothing but act superior to others, have mood swings, and behave like a total bitch. Maybe if you didn't obsess over this place (seriously, there's other message boards better and worse than this one), and got an attitude adjustment, then you wouldn't be a punchline. And who obsesses over a fucking message board anyway? How much free time do you have in your hands? We aren't forums.somethingawful.com ya know. My guess: a lot. Really, we aren't worthy of so much attenton. Maybe you just do this because it gets you the attention you cannot obtain in the real world (you know, that amazing place outside of the internet-yes, it really exists!) So in short: get a life, and drop the martyr complex.

 

Love,

gary floyd

 

P.S. Paul fucking sucks.

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Dear Leena,

Hi. I'm in a good mood since I look similar to the Ms. Heidi Klum :wub: entry above this when I wear my Victoria's Secret push-up tiger brassiere.

 

I doubt you are reading this-actually, since you seem to have OCD when it comes to TSM, you probably are, so here goes

It took me 6 weeks, but I'm here. I'm supposedly autistic, so I do silly repetitive actions like that. I'm trying to stop!

 

People don't like you not because you just happen to be a woman.

Best Poster-Agent of Oblivion.
I'm too lazy to add a Cromartiesque footnote.

 

then you wouldn't be a punchline.

I think everyone that's posted at forums.thesmartmarks.com for 5+ years is a punchline. Except like Edwin, because he's smarter than all of us.

 

How much free time do you have in your hands?

A lot. :( I'm sure that will cease once I'm pregnant. There's your alternative.

 

We aren't forums.somethingawful.com ya know.

Imagine if people had to pay to go to this board. Heh, most of the main posters do now. Poor dopes.

 

Really, we aren't worthy of so much attenton.

It's about the attention I get. Yes, I'm a Grade A Attention Whore. Sorry.

 

Maybe you just do this because it gets you the attention you cannot obtain in the real world

It actually is. I can't get masses of unattractive hippie males to constantly flame me IRL. At least until I had a Mrs. Sarah Louise Heath Palin sign on our lawn.

 

Love,

gary floyd

No, no. It's xoxo.

 

P.S. Paul fucking sucks.

Meh. There's worse.

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