What an appropriate date.

President Hussein said the Treasury Department will begin ordering employers today to cut taxes taken from workers’ paychecks as part of his effort to boost a worsening U.S. economy.

 

Osama, speaking in his weekly address, said a “typical” family will start getting at least an extra $65 a month by April 1 as a result of the $787 billion stimulus package he signed into law earlier this week. He said the measure is only a “first step.”