6/29: Drafts, Election Erections
• I haven’t watched the NBA Draft in years, but this time around I decided to give it a shot. Wow was it great, but for all the wrong reasons. Not only did we have Screaming A. Smith and friends telling every draft pick why they suck right when these players were living their life's dreams, but we also had the New York Knicks draft a player who wasn’t even at this event, which was hosted at Madison Square Garden. I’m still trying to decide what I liked better: David Stern asking Dan Patrick when the ESPN crew will have something nice to say about one of the draftees, or the crowd’s reaction to the Knicks’ first-round selection. I don’t follow college basketball, so I have no idea which team “drafted best,” but it seems that the Trailblazers tried to give themselves a makeover with two top 10 draft selections. Also, how funny is it that a senior from Duke is going to be, according to the ESPN experts, the “leader” of the Atlanta Hawks?
• While I’m on the subject of college basketball players, this idea to double the number of teams playing in the March Madness Tournament is a really stupid idea. It’s bad enough many universities offer second-rate educations; they don’t need to have their second-rate basketball programs queering up everybody’s brackets. You want in the dance of 64 +1? Don’t lose during the regular season. This isn’t college football, where one win usually eliminates you from BcS consideration. Well, maybe if you’re one of those small conferences where only the conference tournament champion gets in. Then again, if you’re the top seed in the Colonial-West-Tech Conference and lose in your tournament’s championship game to a sub-.500 school, then what makes you think you’ll do any better against a Duke or Kansas?
I’m starting to tune out of the World Cup, but I found it funny that Switzerland, of all countries, had one of the top defenses in the tournament, not allowing a goal during its World Cup run. At least not during the regulation/stoppage time. Penalty kicks were another matter.
• There will be no KKK’s Top 103 Posters entry today, because I feel like talking about something gayer. Good job Czech (or whatever he’s calling himself nowadays) for showing us once again that a picture can be worth a thousand words (even if it's not available anymore). From an AIM conversation earlier today:
Fww76 (1:46:47 PM): Oh dear godpardon miasma (1:47:01 PM): THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR OPENING THAT AWFUL THREAD
Fww76 (1:47:37 PM): I just want you to know I have NOTHING to do with LiM's "Election."
Fww76 (1:47:51 PM): that photo pretty much sums up what I'm feeling about it
pardon miasma (1:48:01 PM): yep!
Fww76 (1:48:11 PM): teh picture's the best thing about it
Fww76 (1:48:23 PM): sadly, that's what i was thinking when I read that
pardon miasma (1:48:33 PM): hah
Fww76 (1:52:01 PM): can you make a "Pit stop"? and post that pic in the Pit thread?
pardon miasma (1:52:18 PM): I'll do better
pardon miasma (1:53:13 PM): there, 1-upped
Fww76 (1:54:00 PM): ah fuck man i'm at work
Fww76 (1:54:08 PM): i saw about half-a-second of that
pardon miasma (1:54:12 PM): bahahah
Fww76 (1:54:16 PM): LOL
pardon miasma (1:54:24 PM): that's double-punishment for reading this awful thread at the Pit
Fww76 (1:54:31 PM): lol
Fww76 (1:55:16 PM): and you know what's sad?
pardon miasma (1:55:25 PM): Niskie is turned on?
Fww76 (1:55:31 PM): no, that's expected
Fww76 (1:55:59 PM): what's sad is that i think this is gay, and this is the same person who formed the CONSERVATIVE BRIGADE and has a TOP 103 POSTERS list going on in his BLOG.
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